Assassin Chef

omg the perfect mate>/////<

jared alan bevers

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SHE CAN COOK?!?!?!

Steve Gloria

Cute!

Ash

OH! She learned how to cook to poison people... my mind went in a very different, cannibalistic direction with the whole association between assassination and making food. Thank you for putting me at ease.

Argonwolf

He probably gets his ass kicked, then drools over Saitama watching him do all the dirty work.

Argonwolf

THE CAKE IS A LIE! I-I mean ALIVE! THE CAKE IS ALIVE!

Shadowkey392

How are you going to get the target to ingest the poison if the bait isn't appealing?

McClaw

Now does geno show up to save the day?

The_Mighty_Derp

Always love to see this two! ^w^

Kirien Fost

Natani's words : "- You pick up some things" ............. I wonder now where the meat comes from ? ^_^"

Panther

Did you say split evenly? <i> Soviet national anthem plays</i> I didn’t know the Jedi were Russian spies! Lol

Supreme Leader Porg

Keith and Natani being cute with one another = &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 Mario RPG reference with Twokinds characters = as much hearts.

Sunfish43

Chemical X

Sunfish43

Good choice, I like it. Especially Super Mario RPG is one of my favorite SNES games.

SCD

My suggestion got chosen and it's adorable!

Hey Tom, where do you keep the knives in a sketch? I'll split the cake evenly, don't worry(And by evenly I mean half to me and half to everyone else.) XP

Michael Vey

You know...like basic survival skills...

Shadowkey392

Don't worry Keith &amp; Natani, Mario &amp; his friends will beat up the cake and then Booster will eat it for you.

SCD

She learn how too cook after watching Emeril on the Food Network.

SCD

like the iron chef but better

Capt Jack

Holy crap, Tom. That's an ANCIENT reference! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ7CKSDSQ0Y" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ7CKSDSQ0Y</a>

Reian

🎵“Do you like my fork, fork, fork. My diamond fork, fork. That you cannot afford, ford, for my diamond fork, fork. Even if you could, could, I’ll lend it to you!🎶 (shocking twist to a tobuscus song, I know)

DarthKeidran

Because, it should… x’D³

DarthKeidran

Excuse me, I may be a little bit deficient in my english today, but "why didn’t you off him when you brought him a meal sometime" means "Why didn't [Try to poison] him"?

Kaija

Now I'm hungry! ;3;

David

Too much fondant, more like whoops I spilled a bottle o magic in that thing!

Keith Keiser

Why does the alternate ending remind me of a boss from Mario RPG?

RagnaBlade

She'd be a perfect fit for Monster Hunter, Kill em and Grill em.

Spartan277

That looks much better than Kitsune Sura's cooking. But then her motto is: "I can cook anything with legs. When they stop moving, it's done."

Gray Scribe

then there will be cake

CrimsonQuill086

GLaDOS: You will be baked, and

CrimsonQuill086

Ohgods, the cake from SMRPG!

Celes Valkea

Fahn Daunt! *pretentious accent*

Khanaar

Tell me about it. If I could cook like that I could rule the galaxy.

DarthKeidran

Heh, Natani is shy about his greatest skill. For a gender-confused assassin, Natani sure acts cute.

Ordithus

I’m jealous because that meal looks so food right now.

DarthKeidran

Look up Caleb Hyles Still Alive (8-Bit) it’s pretty good.

DarthKeidran

🎶“Anyway this cake is great, It’s so delicious and moist! Look at me still talking when there’s science to do, when I look up there it makes me GLaD I’m not you! I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are still alive…🎵

DarthKeidran

Cooking for her man,.., Er... Basitin.

Muddypaws

<b>STORY-COMMENT™</b> Keith: &lt;“How so?”&gt; Natani: &lt;“So… Clovis hired, or rather ordered, Zen and I to assassinate a rival Assassin Lord and… Since I didn’t know how to cook, and that poison seemed like the only way to do it. He made me take cooking classes.”&gt; Keith: &lt;“Well that can’t be too bad.”&gt; Natani: &lt;“It wasn’t bad, it was terrible. He was always demanding me to practice by making meals for him or he’d expose my secret.”&gt; Keith: &lt;“If it was that bad why didn’t you off him when you brought him a meal sometime?”&gt; Natani: 🤯 Zen (Mindscape): “Natani, Natani are you there?” Youngtani (Mindscape): “Duck!!! It’s Like a war zone here after Keith suggested we could have offed Clovis the same way you tried offing that Tiger Cheiftain.” Zen: “You mean the one who choked to death on the appetizer before we even gave him the main course?” 🤯 Youngtani: “Get me out of here!!!” <b>DarthKeidran ALT-COMMENT™</b> GLaDOS (to <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/portal-kat-8584501">Portal Kat</a>): “Would You Like A Piece Of Delicious Cake?” Kat: *Nods Head* GLaDOS: “Complete The Tests And You Will Get Your Piece Of Delicious Cake.” Kat: *Completes a Test* GLaDOS: “The Enrichment Center Is Experiencing An Unexpected Change. We Are Sorry To Inform You That <u>The Cake Is A Live</u>. Try Not To Die.” Super Mario RPG Cake Monster: *Busts through a wall chasing after Keith and Natani, Falling into an acid pit* GLaDOS: “I see you have defeated the Cake Monster, Congratulations. I Regret To Inform You, You Have Now Made The Cake A Lie… I Had To Fire The Cooks For Making Such A Monstrosity… With A Turret. <u>Meanwhile:</u> Keith: &lt;“Phew! That Was Close!!!”&gt; Natani: &lt;“Remind me to never take a cooking assassination job ever again!”&gt; Youngtani: “But all our hard work.” 😭

DarthKeidran

Can someone hand me a fork? I challenge that cake. IN THE NAME OF MEANINGLESS GLUTTONY!

FurrySunny

i thought keidran liked fresh food

JsTheWolf

So she made a cake and we're happy to say that by all appearance it's still alive And when they're home It'll be still alive When the keidrans come it'll be still alive And when Neutrality comes it'll be still alive still alive still alive

Ok, it seems that Nat is on the list too... Here's something about foods and cooking we need to emphasize here: &lt;1&gt;. Never let Raine cook.&lt;2&gt;. Never let Flora deliver the cake or trick others with mistletoe &lt;3&gt;. Never let Trace enter the kitchen!

Jackrabbit

Oh dang.

Code Mystic Artist

Exactly my thought. Being a chef is a good cover, and honestly I'd love to see Natani become a chef once he and Keith settle down

Fennex

ah, the all powerful fondant

FoxDren

... I'mma need to see Eric as Booster and Maddie as Peach now, at the wedding, with this cake. No idea who else should be who, except the obvious Clovis as Bowser.

RumailXXIII

Ahh! It's the cake from SMRPG! &lt;3

Alternate ending: Shotgun

Wolf guy

Noice

Wolf guy

Being able to cook is a good skill for an assassin, you can post as a chef and poison your target

WereKeidran

Now I'm hungry xD

Natani Wolf

The cake is alive, just like The cake is a lie. (Portal)

Viktor

Well, at least Natani's good at something.

Tomtom