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Another Baby

Adelaide considers embiggening her family, suggested by BluePhantom90!

Another Baby

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IM WITH HIM!

Tacobot

I don't think her physics-defying strength is canon either, not by virtue of evidence anyway.

Argonwolf

@Murader Late reply, but in the non-canon sketches King Adelaide goes from being unusually strong to basically the Hulk. She's often seen throwing dragons and houses around and whatnot.

Argonwolf

Well, she is enormous. And she does spend her spare time drinking tea and lifting peoples houses.

Daud

no

Connor Parsons

I think I missed the joke and reference here. Can someone care to explain? Thanks!

Daragoth

OMG Am I the only other person who gets this reference?

Meowium99

“Adelaide preparing to get Ade-laid?!”

Death By Snu Snu

Xavier

Why male Basitins so afraid about her? She seems so kind! (That made me curious what happened to Adelaide's husband...)

Jackrabbit

You'll need this -gives LOTS AND LOTS of armor-

Rj

In non-canon sketches, once. In the official canon, never.

DarthKeidran

Yes. Yes it does, because the Basitin males don’t care to save the lives of “Keidran Vermin”. Oh, wait, it’s the templar that say that.

DarthKeidran

Keith has been in the same bed with Adelaide before right?

Ꭲhe Ꮑormal Ꮐuy

I would ask why they're all afraid then I remembered she can collapse a building with her bare paws.

Steve Gloria

Better yet this looks like the exact opposite of LISA, a world of only men, most of which want to get laid by the last woman in the world.

Caleb Rosa

... Does this make Carver the only male left on the island?

Most of them have already come and gone in the form of Futurama references.

DarthKeidran

<b>Foxy The Pirate</b>: Arrg! Ye be scarin’ off ye crew King Ad’Laide. King Adelaide: Do you know if foxes can breed with Basitin? Foxy The Pirate: I beg yur pardon missus, but we foxes be not able to give ye children. King Adelaide: Too bad, I think a Fox Basitin would be cute. Foxy The Pirate: Perhaps ye should join me crew fer a while. Then ye can plunder some Booty after we catch up to ye mutinous crew. King Adelaide: Ok. When do we go? Foxy The Pirate: After ye put on yur uniform missus, we be setting sail. King Adelaide: *puts on Pirate Queen outfit (Suitable for One Piece)* But I can’t see out of this eye with this on, and they’ll all get nosebleeds if they see me in this. Foxy The Pirate: Aye King Pirate Queen Adelaide! The idea be to strike fear in the heart of ye crew, and to be placing them at the disadvantage. Now, Give me ye Pirate growl! King Adelaide: AARRrrr. Foxy The Pirate: Ye growl could use some practice missus. Nothing some time at sea trackin’ down ye scurvy dogs couldn’t help. How about ye Pirate scowl? King Adelaide: *makes the same face as in “Adelaide Takes the Crown”* Foxy The Pirate: *Runs and Hides behind a Cannon* Please Missus, Don’t cause me harm! I be just a lowly Pirate. Wait?! Er, Missus, perhaps ye might hold off on ye Pirate scowl when we find ye scaliwags, lest we scare them into jumping ship.

DarthKeidran

So , it's very possible Adelaide and Madelyn aren't very sad about the death of general in arms (if he was the father)

Panther

Pest? How's Maddie a pest? :O

Sons of Lorgar

This looks like the exact opposite of GNFOS, which almost catharsis for the titular protagonists' acts of gendercide.

Jordan Dean Ezekude

Don't think he would either way. Amnesia is imminent even if she's gentle.

Maluke A Bloodsoaker

It would be the second unless she didn’t want the father to know that he’s the father.

DarthKeidran

With females and males going together only to breed ............ I doubt there is really love between genders or males for their childs X_X

Panther

Either she locked all the males in a room with the intention of sleeping with all of them in some massive orgy, or they all ran because they knew she'd snap the lucky guy in half

DNMZ

EVERYBODY, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Volunteer, not suicidal XD

Kaija

If he was the father, we would have know it... Because is death was quite violent, so King Adelaid and Madelaine would have said something about it!

Kaija

Maybe Madelyn dad was the general in arms : with his strong body , only him was able to survive to an hug moment with Adelaide <a href="http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/483/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/483/</a>

Panther

First, props for the Kamala Khan reference in the description; second, this does make one wonder about Maddie's dad. FWB, failed romance, dead?

FirstOfThFallen

Nobody snuggles with Adelaide, you strap yourself in and feel the G's

mrpane

Nope, mating clamp with legs break spine.

mrpane

"Adelaide preparing to get Ade-laid?" I lost it.

Reian

-teleports Eric there- you deserve this

Rj

I thought you Basitins were supposed to be brave!

Patrick Jackson

Id volunteer.

Chill the Dragon

Cowards! You're supposed to be fierce soldiers! Okay the basitin females' natural "aggressivity" mixed with her build must be something physically... challenging... but come on!

Reseen Dalls

Prepare yourselves! Pervert comments incoming!

Carlysle Brown

Hey as long as you get to be on top I’m sure you’ll be fine

Mediawatcher

That's "King" to you!

Michel Gerencir

Why is that a bad thing, Im down. Hook me up princess I got time.

TheShadow

Maddie's father is nowhere to be seen after all &gt;_&gt;

Cass. Wyvern

I feel like there's a futurama reference that needs to be made... "Death by snoo-snoo!" is the consequence of helping the King with her ordeal

Aww. Poor Adelaide. Simultaneously rejected by every male Basitin on the entirety of the island. I feel your pain, King

DarthLeonite

Think about it , Adelaide : do you want another pest as Maddie ? ^_^"

Panther

Getting crushed by her body

Rj

-travels to the island- finally a vacation here -every basitn male takes my boat- REALLY -sees Adelaide- NOPE -swims after my boat- GET OFF MY BOAT!"

Rj

odd, I don't see the downside for the guy...

jay maechtlen

You can't refuse if she can't make the request. And she can't make the request if she can't find you.

Baxter Heal

All the male Basitins went on to create a group called NO MA'AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood/Numb Old Men Anxiously Awaiting Morticians).

SCD

You ask me i think she kidnapped them.

SilverKnights

what do you have in mind for the sequels?

Thestooge

I can't think of anything pirate-like to say, but this is funny and amazing nonetheless.

pierules4000

All the males went into hiding... Wow

Joeleous Cannolious

But, you're not supposed to refuse your king when she makes a request. Right?

Glenn Sellers

I saw a ship left a minute ago maybe that where the males

The soldiers just share this look like, OH CRAP

I think the best past of all was where it says: "Adelaide preparing to get ade-laid?" jajjajajajaja

The Furry Centinel

Jajajajajajaja

The Furry Centinel

Just look in the very bottom left corner of the newspaper. That's all I'm gonna say

DanthePaniniMan

Death by Snu-Snu!

Hashtag

I don’t know

Luckysniper2424

I will take one for both

Luckysniper2424

“Its not priceless it probably cost 5 cents” I said sarcastically

Luckysniper2424

I too volunteer

Luckysniper2424

Never mind the west evacuated as well

Luckysniper2424

Embiggen. X3

Gamerwolfsix

Not too sure

Luckysniper2424

And that kids is when the western side of the island was suddenly more populated

Luckysniper2424

See, when I read "males missing" I took it to mean Adelaide had them all locked in the palace, unable to leave until one of them sired a new sibling for Maddie. Didn't even cross my mind they all fled in a panic. Not sure what that says about me.

LifeWulf

#BasitinizedChuckNorris

DarthKeidran

Ade-Laid is best pun.

DarthKeidran

Owwww! That pun, it hurt! xD

Michael Alvarez

“All males gone”? More for me!

Shadowkey392

But that only solves it for that alternate timeline, not this one!

Shadowkey392

I had to luck up “Snu Snu” on the <a href="https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snu%20snu&amp;amp=true" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Urban Dictionary</a> to figure out what you all meant. 🤦‍♂️!!! Of Course Futurama would come up with such a painfully pleasurable way to die.

DarthKeidran

I'm dying over here this has me laughing so hard

Darkwolf

Because Adelaide is the most beastly of all the Basitins and they’re scared of 2 things: A. Nasally Bleeding out when seeing her Rock Hard Abs and Bountiful Womanliness with no clothing on. B. Losing their Manhood to the raw strength that she undoubtedly possesses throughout her entire body.

DarthKeidran

Why would they run?

Beanus Maxamilus

Ok lol that is funny when all males are gone even the Western males are gone.

Matthew Morgan

Nah. Nora was just tempted to play with people’s genders, but decided it wasn’t worth it because none of them were harming each other, or Adelaide.

DarthKeidran

Good luck surviving the mating ritual. Specifically, should you do the deed with the most muscular Basitin in history.

DarthKeidran

Moment...who is maddies father at all? Or did he not survive the "fun". XD

MrWho

"All males gone!" Good. Less competition for me.

noxamillion

ade-laid is good, well done

DresdenQ

I'm guessing even nora booked it off the island when she heard the news.

Ex_04LLZ

OH my god, "Ade-laid" killed me!

coredumperror

If theirs a continuation its probably going to be about that one male who slept in and is wondering why all the males are gone, and all the females giving him surprised looks.

Ex_04LLZ

King Addie, the solution is simple: just adopt Natani and Zen in an alternate timeline where they never became assassins.

Tomtom

lol I just can't wait to get part 2 and 3. I believe you all would have a good laugh.

BluePhantom90

Plot twist; Adelaide is a bottom!

Thestooge

Why did I think Maddie was adopted?

NYA ReddFoxx

I know Futurama but is this a reference in your comment?

BobMcBurger

It’s certain doom for Adelaide to take a male they will get a forever broken pelvis

BobMcBurger

There are worse ways to go out, come on guys... take one for the queen... I mean team...

They are not afraid of Sex, they're just horrified of Adelaide.

FurrySunny

Adelaide is the King. Would her male partner be a princess? Also a lot of people here know Futurama.

FurrySunny

hah. it made me laugh XD

Frodo

Wow, the world of TwoKinds in a nutshell, everyone scared to death of sex.

MoppyPuppy

‘Death by snu-snu!’ XD Best death ever

"Ade-laid" hehe nice.

dylan hogan

Well, it's a tough job but I have faith that I can rise to the challenge, if needed.

AstroChaos

Surely they didn't empty out the prisons when they all fled, did they? I could think of less pleasurable ways to go... 😏

The Sexy Beast

They are tough, but their bones are not covered in adamantium.

Gray Scribe

The strongest Basitin gets to be King. Considering one of the Basitin Generals had knives bouncing off his skin she has to be extremely strong. I guess you could compare it to 'death by snu snu'.

Gray Scribe

All basitin males being afraid of Adelaide ? Why this ? I've thought a long time about it ; and honestly , i don't understand why ........................ <a href="https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/patreon-posts/ecPRqccnqzQ66dVwwQ8BLkCAQ4ewmTYxdCkhSPuss9dVN8xL90jiQxca0HppV71Q.png?token-time=1527638400&amp;token-hash=7H2hNT8EkitCjTjQoG1RIsp1UF-T5rLgk-a19EBq-wY%3D" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://c10.patreonusercontent.com/3/eyJ3Ijo2MjB9/patreon-posts/ecPRqccnqzQ66dVwwQ8BLkCAQ4ewmTYxdCkhSPuss9dVN8xL90jiQxca0HppV71Q.png?token-time=1527638400&amp;token-hash=7H2hNT8EkitCjTjQoG1RIsp1UF-T5rLgk-a19EBq-wY%3D</a> XD

Panther

Good thing. Otherwise their pelvises would have been broken beyond repair.

Hello

As a lord cattenis (even a prince and practically crowned king) , i would be happy to help you , queen Adelaide . But i'm already married and faithful , sorry X_X ............... OH WAIT , i know *pushes Zen into Adelaide's arms* He owes you one since you've spared his sister XD

Panther

“Ade-Laid” Oh my god XD hahaha

Ryan Reaper

Maddie! Come back home! PLEASE!

Natani Wolf

&gt;ade-laid

Fennex

COWARDS! I thought basitins were tough, but when their king wants a new child they're all hiding, a bunch of cowards. King Adelaide, I would be happy to volunteer.

I volunteer as tribute!

Kuroko

Lt. Peeping T. Is the Basitin at the far right of Western Attire 2.

DarthKeidran

#BasitinizedChuckNorris Is Only Survivor of Mating with Adelaide.

DarthKeidran

It’s known around the world that cross breeds are impossible (outside of Trace and Flora) and not many know that Trace is the father of Floras child. So most assume it would be pointless to mate with a Keidran, Human or Dragon. Although these sketches are not canon so maybe.

iitzEnzo

Adelaide: Perhaps now is the time to rejoin the island’s people’s. After all. The great Bi-Directional Migration did happen when it was only men in charge of both sides. A 3 Day Journey Later… Western Queen: Yes. Let us rejoin forces in the quest to find mates. Adelaide: What should we rename our nation until we retrieve our men? Both:… The Amazons! Western Queen: So where should we start our search? Adelaide: I know that my daughter has left towards a town called Edinmire. It’s the nearest port to here. 4 days of sailing later: Lt. Peeping T.: Uh! Mr Western King? Western King: Yes Son? Lt. Peeping T.: there are two big Basitin women on the bow of that ship that’s only about 50 meters away! Western King: What’s the problem? Lt. Peeping T.: One of them is My King!!! Western King: EVERYBODY SET FULL SAILS!!! THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND US!!! 1 Glorious Naval Chase Scene Later: Adelaide and Western Queen: Got Ya! All the males (thinking): Save Me! Don’t Pick Me Adelaide! Adelaide: Is that you Chuck? Chuck Norris (Basitinized): Drat! Yes Alfair, it’s me. Adelaide: Maddy left the nest you know. I want another child before it’s too late. Chuck: But, I was in the hospital for weeks as my SHATTERED, Mind you, Pelvis Healed! Adelaide: Too Bad. Chuck: 😭 Western Queen: Also, Honey, we’ve decided to join the nation again. Elections are scheduled a few days after we get home. The males: *Panic Ensues*

DarthKeidran

Wait... Are all the males in entire island gone!?

Wolf guy

The newspaper is priceless.

Norvin Fisk

yes it's a must have

gechi

Does it have to be a Basitin? Why not a Keidran, or a dragon? Seriously makes me think of a joke about the Last man on earth being the last Male on earth, and yet every woman would prefer being lesbian than date him.

Dimensional

I guess this means whomever was the father of Maddie told people how Adelaide can be in the bedroom. No one wants any of that 😂

iitzEnzo

Yes please.

Markius Fox

Aye, me too.

Markius Fox

I volunteer as tribute!

wafflepaws

"You puny males are sentenced to death by Snu Snu!"

RobertC

Ade-laid Christ x'D

TimothyJames M. Fratzke

I volunteer

WereKeidran

Wat! I thought men would be lining up to have a child with the King!......At least I'd volunteer. :P

Thunderclap421

I lost my shit at "Ade-laid."

LupusK

You must color this. It’s hilarious.

Wolf guy


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