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Diplomatic Strip Poker

King Adelaide and Captain Keiren have an unusual diplomatic meeting, suggested by Fence Equalizer!

Diplomatic Strip Poker

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i like how this guy thinks

Zippo James

Lewd...

Hypixion

Aaaaaaand off come the socks....

Xavier

Adelaide has a full house, Kei only had two matches. She didn't lose... she's stripping on purpose!

Guys

yeah good point there but who knows...

Cloud_Basterran

Yeeeeah babe! take off that tail rapping! but leave the foot wrappings on- we're not savages. D:

The problem is the person they need to win is the one throwing the games.

Sunfish43

Hijinks. SOOO many Hijinks

Adamas

What wrong moves? Dude's made all the right moves, but circumstances out of his control keep sucker-punching him.

dadrobit

After all the wrong moves Keiren made so far, I consider this a fitting punishment for his misaligned course of action. That's all I need for now. Besides, I'm sure the punishment for Prince(ss) Clovis and the Templar will be...a lot more severe. >:)

Jordan Dean Ezekude

They are going to need a miracle to SURVIVE the game, like someone throws the game or something happens.

Highlandiest cow

'Winning' always depends on your goals. What happens when they have only one piece left and they have a draw?

Gray Scribe

Coincidentally, “AAAKK” is both her hand, and the word running through the Captain’s head.

VGR

I have a feeling that Adelaide actually wants to strip down. I'd imagine being covered in fur and several layers of clothing wouldn't be all that comfortable. This diplomatic strip poker game gives her the perfect opportunity to lose the clothes and avoid breaking decency laws, in the name of diplomacy. :)

csstats

I find myself without a smartalec remark.

Adamas

Maddie always wins card games with her mom. They're both under the impression that she's throwing the game for her daughter, but now we know the true reason.

Tomtom

I feel like there could be a story just behind Keiren, Reni, and Adelaide. Most of it would probably be Adelaide fighting a dragon to prove shes better though.

Dabyatta

"I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose"

Dabyatta

This is a really good one! Being a King is boring, how else is she gonna have fun? If there was a followup to this sketch, I don't think it'd be safe to post on here.

Dabyatta

Captain Keiren appears to be very popular and attractive to powerful females. Is there something about his personal "skills" that they are aware of? Perhaps Adelaide and Reni will have to fight over who gets his affections and after reaching a stalemate agree to share.

InTheLionsDen

Hell yes. A suggestion like this gives me hope for my own ideas winning eventually.

MoppyPuppy

Was so happy to see this picked. Love seeing how the other characters interact in the twokinds universe.

Fence

Silly guard, It's okay as long as her ankle coverings are on.

ZombieAstronaut

...Can I play? <.>

King Adelaide will never lose, not even at losing!

unsteddy

I have a sense that Adelaide isn't your typical Basitin. I'd imagine she would get along well with the main story ones.

Sunfish43

Too funny, love it

StrayXIII

Looks like Adelaide is not only the king of the Basitin people, but she's also the king of poker as well.

SCD

That hand of hers XD

Mathieu Northway

Well we all know that story of the kings new clothes... this king will be just as revealing I bet, in a short time.

Muddypaws

This is hilarious!

coredumperror

I wouldn't mind winning against Adelaide ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Who can loose more? You needed to try harder to loose, Keiren. XD

Backonninja

One of the few times in fiction where diplomacy dosen't fail! :D

Thestooge

It's funny how they're both trying to lose. XD It's like Adelaide is related to Alaric or something.

DarthKeidran

Absolutely love this sketch, we need more Adelaide!

WereKeidran


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