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Your Domesticated Crime Boss’ Dilemma (YT release 1/25)

script credit: u/forlornscripts

slice of life anime title

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Cold Mornings At Your Boyfriend's Place (YT release 1/23)

Script Credit: u/youronlynora

it's still winter, so some little extra sleep aid at the end

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Update: Slow Start

As the holidays are over and I'm re-adjusting to normalcy, it's been taking me longer to get back into recording + editing. I'm sorry for the delays / lack of content, and I will upload soon.

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the theme of comfort continues. have this boyfriend-from-comfort-in-the-morning experience (YT release 1/16)

Script Credit: u/gaucheie

last upload of 2025 wooow . Did this in a somewhat rush to finish. Holiday season is still afoot.

Happy New Year :D

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You Need to Stop Looking at Me... (YT release 1/11)

Script Credit: u/youronlynora

Merry Christmas and happy holidays! or if you don't celebrate either of those, then have a great Thursday.

I was gifted an electric tooth brush! I usually like to stay on top of the typical bodily grooming aspects; skin care / hair care / teeth health and what not- so this was a nice present :D

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Typing this from the bathroom. I've been thinking-

about how youtube has changed over the years. Feels like at any point, regardless of following rules and guidelines, my channel (and others provenly that I've seen recently not just ASMR related) can be taken down or given a strike if the "moderation team" of youtube says so.

It just has me worried for the overall future and potential of this creative venture, because I really don't have a back up? Other than to make another YT channel if it does happen. HOWEVER- what I do think is a silver lining to all this negative thinking, is that my channel doesn't involve any "human" or person as their mascot/brand. I'm just a lil cat.

And as such; while being a small creator + not being a person-person, I could maybe??? get away with what others could not within their own ASMR audios, for the time being. Mainly from the sfx / thumbnails / topic of audio etc.

But who knows, who ever was in charge of putting A.I. into ANY form of moderation to this extent needs to be flattened.

My own crack pot theory that I've been marinating on but couldn't really put to words until now. That's all! Thank you for reading

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Surprise Marriage Proposal Gets Ruined

Script Credit: u/youronlynora

me twisting my evil mustache when I lie

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deja vu. Neighbor Gets Stuck In The Rain And Needs To Stay In Your Apartment

script credit: softlikestatic

reminded me of when i locked myself outside my home a few days ago. I found this script before the incident happening.

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It's snowing!

other than that- I forgot to mention that the next audios here, that are to be released in January for YT, will be uploaded later than usual. I'm apologize for the delay, and when I have more time I will get back to them.

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2025 Christmas audio

script credit: u/LupinStolemyHeart

Last audio of the year. Thinking about it now; some better than I thought, others I spent way to much time on, and the random few that did unexpectedly well.

2026 will be more of the same, with hopeful improvements towards all aspects in how I create. Bit by bit.

The next few audios have been determined, but to be recorded- mainly centering around comfort roleplay.

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I'm the "normal" one, and you are the creature/demon this time

Script Credit: u/West_Selection16

OUT of all the places I looked, this was the closest to what I had in mind when I found the previous incubus script; purely off the fact I just wanted to flip the roles. idk the fumes got to me during this.

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(23) December Yap 2025

Put me on in the background mhm mhm. 2026 is upon us and I need to do some Christmas shopping. Fiending for some cyber Monday deals

SORRY for all the sounds, like me fidgeting with paper and cars outside my place, and such.

This was the interview I mentioned, very much recommended not only this, but other interviews from this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdP0Shwo16E&t=54s

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Needy Incubus wants you all to himself

script by: forlornscripts

I'm stockpiling for the winter. I got a lot to speak about in the next yapping session. Thank you for your patience and I'm sorry for the delay.

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poke

Next audios here will be later than usual. Other than some things I need to take care of, I decided to delete two recordings because I didn't think they were good enough. At least it happened during the holidays, I have time off to deal with it. That's all!

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Begrudgingly going to a Carnival

script by: forlornscripts

With your roommate who may or may not care about you. Trying to stay motivated!

Hope yall are staying warm, unless you're not in the same hemisphere.

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Night at the Planetarium

script credit: u/MelllowTune

I think I'm going to switch over to actual headphones vs IE earbuds. Black Friday is almost here anyway. Hope you enjoy

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It's time to go back to sleep

script by : /u/MoreShawBay

hibernate, if you will. I've been battling some slight tinnitus only in my left ear for the past 3 days, so that's been awesome to deal with. visiting the doc soon + trying to help myself with anything else I can do in the mean time.

take care of your ears + overall health.

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BF Guides You Through Your Rest Day

script by: u/joylandblah

give it up for audio 123.

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The one that'll come out on the 23rd

script by: u/it_rains_blue_here [Train station]


I'll think of something later for the actual title. Ended up not splitting the audio in twain. Some angst for the masses.

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Shy Artist Tells You You're Beautiful [M4F] [Cute] [Strangers to More] [RP Audio]

Script Credit: u/SunnyScripts


Back with milk. I'm debating on splitting the next audio into two parts.

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(22) November Yapping 2025

most stable cat you'll encounter

[I apologize for the keypresses / mouse clicks / mic futzing / and other sounds that aren't my voice.]


some CORRECTIONS because I think better after the fact:

**not being happy with what I create was the wrong wording. It's more of a dissatisfaction with how I perceive my work; how it "should" be, and wrongly comparing myself to others even still. I'm always thinking about the next idea, and I rarely appreciate what the current thing is, which feeds into this downward spiral.

**About the break duration, I think the YT people wouldn't even notice a thing due to already scheduled audios. Would be business as usual for them.

Gone fishin'

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Your Observant Husband Comforts You While Out Camping [M4F] [Sleep Aid] [Emotional Support] [ASMR Roleplay]

Script Credit: u/KittyFantasticoUK

I've taken some creative liberties. The script originally was something more simple than this; no sound effects, setting etc. And because of that, I had the idea to "make" one. Giving it more potential substance, than just "here are some affirmations for you to hear."

Speaking to you around a camp fire at night vs. words to be read out in a vacuum, I would hope that the 1st option would sound more interesting. 🐈

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Claimed as a Dragon's Cherished Pet [Dragon Speaker] [Soft Dom] [Possessive]

script by u/SoftlyBoundRP

While I enjoyed experimenting with something new, I hope it's not too different that it would put people off. Enjoy this Cat-Dragon identity.

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Testing voice effect chains

The next script will be based around you entering a dragon's lair and becoming part of its hoard. I am aware of what I said in the QnA, but the writing is what I enjoyed the most about this script, as well as wanting to reframe how I feel towards this specific script genre, by giving it a shot.

My regular voice isn't something that I'd image a large dragon to have, so after some testing i ended up with this. I'll probably be adjusting it more in the next few days. Let me know what you think so far!

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Your Gentle Captor, Caretaker, and Interrogator [M4F] [Fantasy] [Possessive] [RP Audio]

Script Credit: u/SoftlyBoundRP

Finally done with it, thank you for your patience <3. Next early access audio soon to be uploaded! I'm glad I decided to redo everything, more happy with this result 🐈

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poke

hello! I was editing the next audio for Patreon with another new method, when about 30-40% of the way through I decided to scrap the whole recording. I've realized that this new method caused more problems for very little benefit when compared to my current way of editing.

Naturally, it will take a bit longer than usual for the early access to be up. I apologize for the delay, but there is a standard I wish to keep and only ever improve upon within my means of doing so, not regress.

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Connecting With Your Coworker In A Stairwell [M4F] [Workplace Anxiety] [Slice of Life] [ASMR RP]

Script Credit: u/SunnyScripts

As I was going through the process of recording n all that, I slowly wanted to frame the speaker as this chain smoker senior that has seen a thing or two within this unnamed company. The acting might not support it very well, but If I had that idea beforehand it could have sounded different.

I hope you're doing alright today :D

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I Could Never Get Enough of You! [M4F] [Soft] [Misunderstanding] [Roleplay ASMR]

Script Credit: u/forlornscripts

BANG another one. With this, October's scripts are done :D

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We’re in a Getaway, and You Want to Stop… For the Cat ?!

Script Credit: u/Favnie

Fun lil script. Title and Tags are a WIP

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It's Fall

I felt like updating yall right now because things are happening/changing. I have finally landed on a place and called a PC repair shop to get it looked at by someone who's way more qualified than I'd ever be + google; so hopefully my crashing issues can be diagnosed and fixed. I've also been looking into upgrading my equipment, mainly my mic and audio mixer, which is exciting. Acting classes would be next on the "things to do" list, but in the far future for the time being.

The next handful of scripts will be more fall weather/soft/story-like whenever possible. The one I am currently working on has more comedic and skit-like beats, than my usual romantics, so it was a nice change of pace going through it.

But ideally, I would want my PC fixed first and foremost before delving into other things I have in my current mind.

Thank you for reading. If you have any questions let me know :D





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