The Witcher Bluff
Added 2023-02-02 06:04:06 +0000 UTCKaciart
im just imagining 'Dont worry Ingrid - he'll still pay you but if he has half a brain cell he'll pull out'
Geralt tells him to fuck off
He's not going to be told what to do
'Fine.'
Jaskier saunters over to the manliest guy there and sits on his lap
'Hey handsome - my evening just freed up~~'
He's well prepped too
he was waiting for Geralt to come back
'He'd be like 'come one fellas - Ill write a ballad about anyone who can make this bard sing'
anyone wanted to be the focus of a Jaskier song
