I prefer buying goods that you can touch. Instead of stocks, I invest in celebrity cookbooks. In the post-apocalyptic future, people will want to learn how food is made. I'm gonna be rich.
Imagine if I made an NFT out of this picture. That would be like, so meta. Like post-post-post-modern art. I'd be the Banksy of Banksy. I hope it makes millions, then I'll move to Hawaii with my cookbooks. Surf's up.