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It must be nice being rich. You don't have to think of what to wear, your servants will fix that for you.
2026-01-13 08:36:15 +0000 UTC View Post
It must be nice being rich. You don't have to think of what to wear, your servants will fix that for you.
2026-01-13 08:36:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Well I had a nice Christmas. I had nice food and opened a present. Hopefully you did have a lot of kinky fun as well!
2025-12-29 00:20:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The basis of a caption contest I've been running over at DA for the past week. Go take a look if you want to see the current runnings. Still undecided on a winner.
Anyhoo, this picture is a bit more zoomed out than what they are getting, gives us more of the story!
2025-12-14 23:08:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Queen is a band that is well known for hits like Don't stop me now or We will rock you. Incidentally, this queen is effectively being stopped, and she has plenty of rock to keep her company. I love it when a plan comes together.
2025-11-29 16:48:36 +0000 UTC View Post
You know, staying on top by getting rid of the competition isn't always nice, but it's efficient. History tell us this.
2025-11-07 16:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I hate Mondays, you have to wake up, take a sexy shower, eat a sexy breakfast, then go to the office. Boo I wish I could just stay at work always.
2025-10-20 15:08:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't do crime kids, not even sexy crimes.
2025-09-29 20:58:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine if your replace the police with the Polish. All law enforcement would end up in Poland, imagine that.
2025-09-08 21:55:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Well it's not like this adventurer would ever find anything nice. Someone seems to have taken great steps not to have these girls get found in a jiffy.
2025-08-28 21:36:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I was never invited to any snobby gatherings. I suppose that's for the best since I don't know how to use a knife and fork.
2025-08-13 21:15:38 +0000 UTC View Post
From an an AMA on The World. I think everyone needs to learn some new tricks every now and then. Luckily the universities offer advanced classes as well!
2025-07-16 21:50:19 +0000 UTC View Post
So which stat is your dumpstat? I always pick CON, it's fine if I explode on hit if I don't get hit.
2025-06-27 09:42:56 +0000 UTC View Post
It's important to train every part of the body, or you'd risk getting unbalanced.
2025-06-08 09:55:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I did have sex-ed in school, but I never had bondage-ed. That's weird, you'd think they'd want you prepared for everyday life.
2025-05-20 21:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post
So who would you pick, if you won this particular lottery? Don't answer that, it would probably put you on a list somewhere.
2025-05-04 22:29:47 +0000 UTC View Post
You know, I actually like pickles. But then again, I'm a deviant that also enjoys pineapple and anchovies on pizza. Though I've never tried pickles on pizza, or sprinkles, or pringles.
2025-04-30 17:19:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Well which one is your favorite then?
2025-04-13 18:04:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah she'll be out in a week or so, no biggie!
2025-03-23 14:47:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I think ballgags for everyone is a great idea for dating. It would prevent so much awkward small talk, or you accidentally blurting out how you collect hair from public bathrooms to create your own powdered wig, just to try to seem a bit more interesting.
2025-02-28 10:05:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's see if you can find ways to exploit these conditions, good luck!
2025-02-09 11:36:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Serves them right for being hot elves, am I right?
2025-01-21 16:33:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry christmas, ya filthy animals! Let's wrap this up with a nice Levi picture that has her boobs nicely wrapped up.
I hope you all have a nice holiday and that you get lots of cute girls as presents. We all deserve it, cute girls, girls that are cute, and bound.
2024-12-23 00:37:51 +0000 UTC View Post
The business world is ruthless you know. To succeed at B2B sales you have to pull out all the stops. #dressforsuccess #grindsetmindset #bimbossbabe
2024-12-03 21:46:39 +0000 UTC View Post
If I was a person of idle wealth, I'd probably request being tied to a comfy sofa and being fed food snacks on toothpicks. I'd probably also have someone change the channels on the TV for me.
2024-11-07 21:02:53 +0000 UTC View Post
I just had a celebration over at DA for making it to 30k watchers. It's nice but I still think that Christiano Ronaldo has more than me, so I have to step it up if I'm ever to beat him. ..
No matter, it's great to have the things you do appreciated, and of course I'd also like to thank all you Patreon followers as well. Your support had been a great source of...
2024-10-06 10:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Be cool, stay tied up in school.
2024-09-08 17:46:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever been to a spa? Did they tie you up? No? Then you should ask for your money back, or at least for those cucumbers they put on your eyes.
2024-08-20 21:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post
If was a witch I would draw power of the horni I feel when looking at sexy art.
I would be mega super duper powerful. All would love me and despair.
What is your power source?
2024-07-27 18:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I get the convenience of portals. They would make long distance relationships much more easy to maintain. And they would be great for pranks.
2024-07-25 23:46:31 +0000 UTC View Post
You know, I think everyone could use seeing a therapist every now and then. Think of it as going to the doctor to get a checkup, but for the mind.
I should take my own advice, perhaps I'll find out why I wanna make cool pictures all the time!
2024-07-09 10:38:52 +0000 UTC View Post