Max: It’s not bottomy, get outta here.
Me: It absolutely bottomy. When you’re so horny you become a dumb humping panting throbbing mess and start grinding against my thigh… that’s bottom behaviour.
Max: *horrified*
Me: I told ya you wouldn’t like it. But that’s just how it feels for me! It doesn’t have to feel that way for you. *bratty smirk*
Max: I think you’re talking like someone who forgets that I could hold you down and take what I need anytime, and there’s nothing you could do about it because you’re a weak little bunny.
Me: *soooo condescendingly* Aww does that make you feel better baby? That’s right, you tell me how strong and toppy you are.
Max: *grumbling incoherently*
Me: *in soothing tones* Don’t worry, provoking Daddy is bottom behaviour too.
Max & Heart - Sapphic Slumber Party #13