My friends,
Last night we had the 11th Sapphic Slumber Party and it was maybe our best event yet.
I have never been to a sex party with so much sex.
“This party is horny,” Annie said, around 1:30am, just before the clocks went back.
I hate the word horny but I had to agree, this party was truly horny.
Everyone went home smelling like pussy and weed. Everyone went home with stars in their eyes. Everyone went home thinking about girls.