Grown Man Cries And Goes Off On Tangents For 25 Minutes Because He Can't Talk About Parking Lots: SFW
Added 2024-12-18 02:30:53 +0000 UTCThis audio has nothing to do with parking lots, yet at the same time, it has everything to do with them. This SFW audio covers topics like apples, the word 'bitch,' mental health, christmas, audios, and even includes a mini desk tour at the end.
Anyway, don't take my crying seriously—I'm okay. I just cry over everything because I'm a crybaby.
Comments
I’m sure you aren’t the only one AHAH
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-20 04:28:09 +0000 UTCYou only have to do what you're comfortable with... I'm just naming some things that make me smile to think about
Queen
2024-12-20 03:15:24 +0000 UTCGuys am I weird for liking crybabys like there's something about hot men crying 😩
Emily Klonecki
2024-12-19 19:07:36 +0000 UTCNoo u didn't, it was rlly good 🙂↕️
lara
2024-12-19 07:03:08 +0000 UTCThat is a potential risk!
Roo Void
2024-12-19 02:00:42 +0000 UTCyea, at least we're self aware AHAH🤍🤍
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-19 01:41:59 +0000 UTCthank god im not the only one..
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-19 01:40:59 +0000 UTCLMFAOOO appreciate you
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-19 01:40:50 +0000 UTCWELL GOOD GOLLY.. will consider
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-19 01:40:32 +0000 UTCYIPPPPIEEE
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-19 01:40:12 +0000 UTCyou know what.. you got me there icl
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-19 01:39:59 +0000 UTCoh no i probably pronounced it so wrong
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-19 01:39:45 +0000 UTCLMFAOOO well now i gotta torture us both
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-19 01:39:18 +0000 UTCDEVELOP A KINK FOR IT??? like, everytime i hear that stupid ass dance monkey song ill get turned on ??
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-19 01:39:00 +0000 UTCCrying into hic-ups into yawning was not on my bingo card for a parking lot audio. I personally prefer granny smith since I enjoy the tart taste and I have never put my apples in the fridge but they do have those like deli snack packs of them cut already and refrigerated so must not be completely off. I think fast food is only linked to depression for those that order it expecting it to look like the picture on the menu or they ordered 20 Mcnuggets but only get 19. I know what you are thinking with the "torture wheel" but there is a chance that backfires and you develop a kink or arousal for those things after because of the Pavlov effect. There is a timeline in which all nearly 3 hours of parking lot talk gets released, we are instead in a different timeline.
Roo Void
2024-12-18 23:54:41 +0000 UTCI wish I could give u a hug 😭 you need to be nicer to yourself. I love your humor so much you never fail to make me laugh in both your nsfw or Sfw audios. Also cheese and crackers are so goooood… I hate that stupid song too 😭😭 so both of us will be tortured if u go through with your idea which is creative btw! I wear glasses too so four eye gang 😞😞😞 I love listening to u yap
S🐈⬛
2024-12-18 22:05:57 +0000 UTCspeaking german myself, I thought it was rlly cute how you pronounced Faber Castell btw hehe
lara
2024-12-18 19:42:21 +0000 UTCreally enjoyed listening to you talking while studying, thank you masami :> and omg I rlly want to see the glasses 🗣
lara
2024-12-18 19:35:53 +0000 UTC"Dances don't make you happy" They do! :3 Coming from someone that used to hip-hop dance but ofc depends on if you enjoy dancing
CappuCups
2024-12-18 16:34:52 +0000 UTC"thank you grandma,hopefully you're not on here" got me there 😭😭 your audio never fails to make me laugh just know that you made my day 😤🫵 anddd can't wait for you christmas content!!
mvncoeur
2024-12-18 15:03:39 +0000 UTCI like the torture wheel idea but I also like your tangents, so you could add fun things too like turning up the vibrator, adding nipple clamps, etc when you go off on tangents, also restraining parts of your body, could be fun 😈
Queen
2024-12-18 14:23:30 +0000 UTCYou don’t have to do it if you don’t wanna fucking do it << say that again! We appreciate you Masami - HI MIMIKYU!
Collington
2024-12-18 09:44:18 +0000 UTCAaaww Sami 😢 i find you extremely adorable and endearing no matter what silly things you start talking about out of the blue Plus like i said with this voice you could talk about anything and i’d listen to every single word so i’d easily listen to that audio of you talking about parking lots for 3 hours yes yes 🙂↕️🙂↕️
angerissues
2024-12-18 08:12:12 +0000 UTCYou do have a great singing voice , and I agree with buffalo sauce that’s is the devil’s diarrhoea
Joey D
2024-12-18 07:45:09 +0000 UTCOoh the fact that you wear glasses makes so much sense, like if fits your hot emo nerd aesthetic (nerds are hot asf deadass, embrace it!!) Also it's totally normal to cry when you're overwhelmed/stressed even if you logically know the reason is 'silly', sometimes you just gotta feel your emotions, man, it's healthy.💗
Car
2024-12-18 06:49:48 +0000 UTCJust post the audio raw dog
Car
2024-12-18 06:42:51 +0000 UTCmasami just post the whole parking lot audio unedited
emo.swagapino
2024-12-18 06:04:41 +0000 UTCturns out, i was worrying about the wrong thing cause the mention of glasses really took me out...... nerdy masami gonna be the death of me please wear it.... also looking forward for the wheel thing, sounds fun (◕ᴥ◕)
rena
2024-12-18 05:55:08 +0000 UTCand by the opposite you mean in love? cause i can relate yeah sometimes i don't use my renders that i spent hours on rendering and that makes me wanna rip myself in half also editing can be so stressful it's a lot of work that can lead to decision fatigue cause there's just A LOT so yeah, completely valid (or you're just pregnant who knows)
rena
2024-12-18 05:40:51 +0000 UTCI love it and I’ll never stop. you shouldn’t either dw
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-18 05:07:11 +0000 UTCnot even 30 seconds in but 100% sure you’re the type of weird person i would be best friends with
boop !
2024-12-18 04:53:03 +0000 UTCHeh I try *mean girl hair flip*
jadey
2024-12-18 03:58:23 +0000 UTCalso id pay money to see you do the hopak dance (the russian dance thats actually the ukrainian version) or an irish jig
Aki Shinon
2024-12-18 03:56:57 +0000 UTCI promise you it wont turn you on.. in fact it might do the opposite 🤍 have a good day and i hope you have a good shift !!
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-18 03:54:11 +0000 UTCThe crying from frustration is so real 😭 Wait I refrigerate my apples too....it's weird? They're crispier that way....WAIT
Lisy
2024-12-18 03:53:42 +0000 UTCMMM MAYBEEE
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-18 03:53:19 +0000 UTCLMFAOO GLOVES WAIT UR SO SMART
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-18 03:53:12 +0000 UTCid love to tbh i feel like im not that great but i should definitely consider it
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-18 03:53:04 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU AMANDA 🤍🤍 ima cry from your comment alone
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-18 03:52:38 +0000 UTC...im so sorry for the discord messages its so much
Aki Shinon
2024-12-18 03:52:06 +0000 UTCgotta rep
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-18 03:51:41 +0000 UTCwell when you put it like that
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-18 03:51:31 +0000 UTCok then i will keep saying it >:) 🤍
Kurapika Nen
2024-12-18 03:51:14 +0000 UTCbitch is such a strong word and its so fun to say to your friends in a joking way.
Aki Shinon
2024-12-18 03:40:56 +0000 UTCyou said you hadnt had sex in a while and im drinking as i listen to this and i almost blurted out "I WANN AHAVE SEX WITH YOU" bro i cant stop laughing
Aki Shinon
2024-12-18 03:39:50 +0000 UTCAnyway, don't take my crying seriously—I'm okay. I just cry over everything because I'm a crybaby. OI YOURE LOVED YOU IDIOT
Aki Shinon
2024-12-18 03:32:51 +0000 UTCFINALLY. my favourite 🖤✨ also, don’t be sad, bc sad backwards is das and das not good. 🥺
Phoenix Darling
2024-12-18 03:26:56 +0000 UTC……not the both of us with the bisexual belt loop accessories 🤦🏻
angelbb
2024-12-18 03:17:29 +0000 UTCCrying out of frustration is so relatable! Even though you dropped the idea (understandable) it definitely would have been fun to listen to. So many things I could say, but the virgin Mary part killed me haha The way you use bitch is perfectly fine. The wheel idea sounds fun! I hope have a good night. Please be kind to yourself 🖤
Amanda
2024-12-18 03:13:27 +0000 UTCYour feelings are so valid 🥺 I loved this so much it was so adorable please
Anthony
2024-12-18 03:04:10 +0000 UTCLowkey now I wanna see that jewelry/piercing collection.🤭 But on the art, would you ever post some artwork you're proud of?
Miffy
2024-12-18 02:59:59 +0000 UTCDo the torture wheel but please get yourself some gloves (P.s. I'm living for iPad kid Masami)
jadey
2024-12-18 02:59:02 +0000 UTCalright i think we need to see the glasses now
aileen
2024-12-18 02:55:48 +0000 UTCi find myself waiting for your content, like, i can't wait for tomorrow to start so you can post something.. damn, obsessed much 😵💫 ANYWAY gonna listen to this at work, hopefully your cries won't turn me on or anything (sorry im weird). wishing you a great day masami xoxo ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡
rena
2024-12-18 02:52:46 +0000 UTCWe started singing that song at the same time
Nradova
2024-12-18 02:51:43 +0000 UTCa masami advent calendar⁉️
aileen
2024-12-18 02:46:48 +0000 UTCCrying? We are so telepathically connected
Krystal💛🫶🏼
2024-12-18 02:38:45 +0000 UTCcrying over that was the realest shit ever i fear
aileen
2024-12-18 02:38:45 +0000 UTCYour feelings are valid 🫂 Ty for sharing 😭
Luce
2024-12-18 02:34:31 +0000 UTCI love how unhinged you are..
nixon
2024-12-18 02:32:23 +0000 UTC
