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Grown Man Cries And Goes Off On Tangents For 25 Minutes Because He Can't Talk About Parking Lots: SFW

This audio has nothing to do with parking lots, yet at the same time, it has everything to do with them. This SFW audio covers topics like apples, the word 'bitch,' mental health, christmas, audios, and even includes a mini desk tour at the end.

Anyway, don't take my crying seriously—I'm okay. I just cry over everything because I'm a crybaby.

Grown Man Cries And Goes Off On Tangents For 25 Minutes Because He Can't Talk About Parking Lots: SFW Grown Man Cries And Goes Off On Tangents For 25 Minutes Because He Can't Talk About Parking Lots: SFW

Comments

I’m sure you aren’t the only one AHAH

Kurapika Nen

You only have to do what you're comfortable with... I'm just naming some things that make me smile to think about

Queen

Guys am I weird for liking crybabys like there's something about hot men crying 😩

Emily Klonecki

Noo u didn't, it was rlly good 🙂‍↕️

lara

That is a potential risk!

Roo Void

yea, at least we're self aware AHAH🤍🤍

Kurapika Nen

thank god im not the only one..

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOOO appreciate you

Kurapika Nen

WELL GOOD GOLLY.. will consider

Kurapika Nen

YIPPPPIEEE

Kurapika Nen

you know what.. you got me there icl

Kurapika Nen

oh no i probably pronounced it so wrong

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOOO well now i gotta torture us both

Kurapika Nen

DEVELOP A KINK FOR IT??? like, everytime i hear that stupid ass dance monkey song ill get turned on ??

Kurapika Nen

Crying into hic-ups into yawning was not on my bingo card for a parking lot audio. I personally prefer granny smith since I enjoy the tart taste and I have never put my apples in the fridge but they do have those like deli snack packs of them cut already and refrigerated so must not be completely off. I think fast food is only linked to depression for those that order it expecting it to look like the picture on the menu or they ordered 20 Mcnuggets but only get 19. I know what you are thinking with the "torture wheel" but there is a chance that backfires and you develop a kink or arousal for those things after because of the Pavlov effect. There is a timeline in which all nearly 3 hours of parking lot talk gets released, we are instead in a different timeline.

Roo Void

I wish I could give u a hug 😭 you need to be nicer to yourself. I love your humor so much you never fail to make me laugh in both your nsfw or Sfw audios. Also cheese and crackers are so goooood… I hate that stupid song too 😭😭 so both of us will be tortured if u go through with your idea which is creative btw! I wear glasses too so four eye gang 😞😞😞 I love listening to u yap

S🐈‍⬛

speaking german myself, I thought it was rlly cute how you pronounced Faber Castell btw hehe

lara

really enjoyed listening to you talking while studying, thank you masami :> and omg I rlly want to see the glasses 🗣

lara

"Dances don't make you happy" They do! :3 Coming from someone that used to hip-hop dance but ofc depends on if you enjoy dancing

CappuCups

"thank you grandma,hopefully you're not on here" got me there 😭😭 your audio never fails to make me laugh just know that you made my day 😤🫵 anddd can't wait for you christmas content!!

mvncoeur

I like the torture wheel idea but I also like your tangents, so you could add fun things too like turning up the vibrator, adding nipple clamps, etc when you go off on tangents, also restraining parts of your body, could be fun 😈

Queen

You don’t have to do it if you don’t wanna fucking do it << say that again! We appreciate you Masami - HI MIMIKYU!

Collington

Aaaww Sami 😢 i find you extremely adorable and endearing no matter what silly things you start talking about out of the blue Plus like i said with this voice you could talk about anything and i’d listen to every single word so i’d easily listen to that audio of you talking about parking lots for 3 hours yes yes 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

angerissues

You do have a great singing voice , and I agree with buffalo sauce that’s is the devil’s diarrhoea

Joey D

Ooh the fact that you wear glasses makes so much sense, like if fits your hot emo nerd aesthetic (nerds are hot asf deadass, embrace it!!) Also it's totally normal to cry when you're overwhelmed/stressed even if you logically know the reason is 'silly', sometimes you just gotta feel your emotions, man, it's healthy.💗

Car

Just post the audio raw dog

Car

masami just post the whole parking lot audio unedited

emo.swagapino

turns out, i was worrying about the wrong thing cause the mention of glasses really took me out...... nerdy masami gonna be the death of me please wear it.... also looking forward for the wheel thing, sounds fun (⁠◕⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠)

rena

and by the opposite you mean in love? cause i can relate yeah sometimes i don't use my renders that i spent hours on rendering and that makes me wanna rip myself in half also editing can be so stressful it's a lot of work that can lead to decision fatigue cause there's just A LOT so yeah, completely valid (or you're just pregnant who knows)

rena

I love it and I’ll never stop. you shouldn’t either dw

Kurapika Nen

not even 30 seconds in but 100% sure you’re the type of weird person i would be best friends with

boop !

Heh I try *mean girl hair flip*

jadey

also id pay money to see you do the hopak dance (the russian dance thats actually the ukrainian version) or an irish jig

Aki Shinon

I promise you it wont turn you on.. in fact it might do the opposite 🤍 have a good day and i hope you have a good shift !!

Kurapika Nen

The crying from frustration is so real 😭 Wait I refrigerate my apples too....it's weird? They're crispier that way....WAIT

Lisy

MMM MAYBEEE

Kurapika Nen

LMFAOO GLOVES WAIT UR SO SMART

Kurapika Nen

id love to tbh i feel like im not that great but i should definitely consider it

Kurapika Nen

THANK YOU AMANDA 🤍🤍 ima cry from your comment alone

Kurapika Nen

...im so sorry for the discord messages its so much

Aki Shinon

gotta rep

Kurapika Nen

well when you put it like that

Kurapika Nen

ok then i will keep saying it >:) 🤍

Kurapika Nen

bitch is such a strong word and its so fun to say to your friends in a joking way.

Aki Shinon

you said you hadnt had sex in a while and im drinking as i listen to this and i almost blurted out "I WANN AHAVE SEX WITH YOU" bro i cant stop laughing

Aki Shinon

Anyway, don't take my crying seriously—I'm okay. I just cry over everything because I'm a crybaby. OI YOURE LOVED YOU IDIOT

Aki Shinon

FINALLY. my favourite 🖤✨ also, don’t be sad, bc sad backwards is das and das not good. 🥺

Phoenix Darling

……not the both of us with the bisexual belt loop accessories 🤦🏻

angelbb

Crying out of frustration is so relatable! Even though you dropped the idea (understandable) it definitely would have been fun to listen to. So many things I could say, but the virgin Mary part killed me haha The way you use bitch is perfectly fine. The wheel idea sounds fun! I hope have a good night. Please be kind to yourself 🖤

Amanda

Your feelings are so valid 🥺 I loved this so much it was so adorable please

Anthony

Lowkey now I wanna see that jewelry/piercing collection.🤭 But on the art, would you ever post some artwork you're proud of?

Miffy

Do the torture wheel but please get yourself some gloves (P.s. I'm living for iPad kid Masami)

jadey

alright i think we need to see the glasses now

aileen

i find myself waiting for your content, like, i can't wait for tomorrow to start so you can post something.. damn, obsessed much 😵‍💫 ANYWAY gonna listen to this at work, hopefully your cries won't turn me on or anything (sorry im weird). wishing you a great day masami xoxo ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

rena

We started singing that song at the same time

Nradova

a masami advent calendar⁉️

aileen

Crying? We are so telepathically connected

Krystal💛🫶🏼

crying over that was the realest shit ever i fear

aileen

Your feelings are valid 🫂 Ty for sharing 😭

Luce

I love how unhinged you are..

nixon


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