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First patreon exclusive video. You've all been so supportive and this is a long time coming. It's nothing super special because I don't think I can keep up the pace I'm trying to do on the channel with exclusive content on patreon as well (I am hoping to post every 2 weeks on the channel now), but this is what I want to do for patreon moving forward. It's a little more on the improvised side, but I hope it is enjoyable nonetheless.

I love you honey.

Blade Fallout 2049 4.

Next week I'll have a video exclusive to patreon. But for now, here's somewhat of an inside look as to what I'm working on next. A lot of people seemed to like the fallout 4 grapple only challenge, so I've decided to finish it.

Some fun facts about the challenge:

• The total footage for the completed project is sitting at 26 hours, and the save game only has 16 hours on record. Which means the 10 hours lost is footage of me trying to grapple and failing, reloading, and/or dy...

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A sneak peek for the next video

Just a little something for you, my loyal soldiers. So brave and mighty.

Look upon the victims of my No Man's Sky kidnapping spree.

I'd also like to take this chance to see if there's anything you would personally like to see uploaded to patreon for you exclusively. I know a sneak peek here and there is fun, but I mean as far as unique content accessible to you. I had tinkered with the idea of like a mini podcast but I'm not too sure what to make of it (everyone has one now, they'...

I auditioned for the bard's college with my new friend Hostage Situation

Plorp, friend to orphans.

Oblibien

It's a game, for sure.

Just a preview of the next video I'm hoping to have out in the next few days. They threw a spanner in the works with how they shadow dropped this, but nice to play something new (if totally oblivionized to the gills)

Stay safe honeys

It just works

Grappling in FO4 is fuckin wack, man.

Hello honeys

A happy new year to you, honeyyy.

In just a few days I get to reclaim some personal space when the final dregs of my family leave and there's finally peace in the guest household. As it turns out, I was a host this whole time. Basically, the old man was down from the guest spawning caves of the frozen wastes (England) and he has been here since mid November. He returns home on saturday, and I'll finally be off a floor mattress and back in a bed.

I've been working, albeit way too s...

Edda :(

Wishing you all the best day

Hey guys, just a little life update. There have been some things going on irl for me that has made conditions less than conducive for making good content. This doesn't mean I have stopped, I have just taken it a little slow for a few weeks. It has been a difficult time, but it is starting to look up. Things are starting to look promising!

I am grateful to each and everyone one of you for sticking by me, not even knowing what is going on, the support really does warm my heart you are all...

I thought you'd like to see where that goofy song is being used

In the next video, which I hope to have out in the next two days or so, provided nothing crazy comes up, I'm tacking the slave start in Kenshi with confident bravado but really absolutely no experience with this sort of thing. That AI song is being used in a few segments like this. I'm not terribly sure it works as good as it did in my head when I thought about it, but if we don't try new things we'll never find something good will we?

Much love homies <3

As a creator with zero talent and zero budget

I present to you, one of the final drafts and lyrics for a song an AI has put together for me for my next Kenshi video.

I am arrested for smuggling hashish in my ass. No further context lmao.

Weird how it says 'head wound', so I'm gonna have to tell it to pronounce it properly, but only after tomorrow when my free credits on that particular website refresh lmao.

In my defense, the lyrics are my own fault. The 1950s swing jazz is not.

"He put his hand in my ass,

Squee was glad, or something.

Ayyy at your discretion I will read like copypastas or text you send me if you want. I had a request this week and quite a bit before that and I think it could be fun, or even something personalized. My availability varies but I'll try to get to everyone.

Listen, I know this is contrary to the audio in this post, but no super weird shit lmao.

I will not tell you I am sucking your toes.

...lest?

DeputyBeagle.exe

Here's something I thought you all might find interesting. I recently did a very short gag video with my discord where they all had to recall, unsuccessfully of course, deputy beagle's journal from memory. I'd initially started doing this by splicing together fractions of the actual game audio before dropping that idea entirely in favor of reading it with my own voice. Attached to this post is how far I got, which... took longer than I would like to admit.

The project itself is born of ...

Hey, do you want to watch the raw unedited footage of a man's limbs being peeled off in Kenshi?

It's almost like there's a voice over for the game, it's so realistic.

Teggen 8

Hello honeys.

We out here working but in my off time I have been enjoying a game series from my childhood. I played Tekken 2 and 3 when I was a bab. I haven't played 7 but I got as far as 5 and started 8 recently.

I was thinking about doing a dumb little video, something along the lines of "Tekken is a series about beating up your dad", which to be fair, in the lore it literally is. And I was wondering if you all had any thoughts there? Some time ago I promised myself I wouldn't b...

So here's the thing...

Part 2 of the most recent Fallout New Vegas video is completed in principle, but the editing software I have used forever received an update and will NOT export without multiple audio errors. This is 100% a program issue and not hardware.

I figured I would download an older version of the software, import my project into that, go over it just to be safe, and then export the audio only. Then take the exported audio, go to my current software, and splice it together and export it, in theo...

Delaying the new video for one day, so here's another preview for the mean time

Editing software bugs causing me delays, but it's fixed now and I'll be done early tomorrow morning.

Ok honey, stay safe. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Is this it? Is this... the end?

Thanks for waiting on me. I will have more soon hopefully. :>
The next video I am going to split into two 20 minute parts to save on the massive amounts of time it is taking to get it all put together. I'm trying to be more efficient and would have had this video out quite a bit sooner, but I have been grappling with some stuff in my personal life. My partner has just had surgery to remove a cancer, which has been a big stress - but on the up side we have had some reports back that say ...

They aimed for the brain and missed.

They only hit my skull wood.

Hello honey, I have some more Skyrim coming. I am already in the process of putting it all together so there won't be a huge gap between videos anymore at least for the foreseeable future. I'm hoping to keep things coming much more regularly, not only for you, but also for me lest I end up on the streets in this cruel cruel world.

I love you all. <3

Ever explored a cave?

I've heard that caves are home to loads of unique pals.

New video will be out tonight. :> I'll post the time of release up on my discord when I set it up and it is done uploading.

Stay safe honeys. <3

Palworld is a game about Crimes against humanity.

I'm not sure what should accompany this post, other than this motion picture of Grundy breakdancing himself to death while in a bleedout state, after a massive Alpaca ragdolled him through the countryside. But basically, Palworld is unhinged.

We have a guild called The Unpaid Workforce Union, on a server that is called "The 168 hour work week", and a camp of entirely people being held prisoner against their will by someone called Morp The Cannibal.

I am excited.

Some extra clips

From the most recent video that I wanted to use but couldn't really slot them in without large narrative breaks.

This is excluding the multiple 10 minute rampages through vault 81 because the whole Holt thing wouldn't work.

Enjoy <3

Why is she like this?

I also just want to take a moment to thank you for your patience. I've been pretty tight lipped about it (because why spread negativity innit?) but it was a tough last couple months, and starting today I will be back to editing in full swing and should hopefully have a video out for you all this week. :)

I love you honey, big kissies mwah nhhh~

What's Jet?

A question that gets asked often. What even is it? If you ask Mama Murphy, she will say it's a little inhaler that gives you a nice kick. But if you ask me, a better kick is when you slam the heavy attack button and sweep her legs.

She's not going to be in the next video very much, but I have planned some things for her and for many others and will hopefully have the video out soon. :>

I love you honey <3

Thanorblegale has been shipped... to the wrong address

Lil sneak peak for in a couple days when old Thanorblestein and Grundy reemerge. 

Mr. Thanorblestein is immense

Up next: Baldur's Gate 3 with Dr. Grundy.

Fardenpooben is peak beastmode

Hello honey

I've just finished up recording all the voicelines for the next video and will be piecing it all together starting in the next few hours. As of now there is a full hour 20 minutes of raw audio from the script, making this video absolutely massive. I think it's going to be one of my longest videos, if not the longest.

The script is 10k words, and over 15 pages long. I think the longest script I have ever written was 16 pages, which was the Fallout 4 shrink video, which I think was nearly...

Daddy

Fardenpooben looks at the woman, and feels not. For he has 14 sons at home, and he hasn't had his coffee yet.