That's beautiful.
Shame I got an ugly dad and a real ugly mom.
I wish I looked a little better.
David Marshall
2025-08-28 22:08:33 +0000 UTC
Hey, at least his dad has a full head of hair. Also, you see that build on a lot of guys that were muscular once and then let themselves go when they have kids. A lot of those types still have an unexpected amount of strength to them. They're overweight but not obese. It's not as bad a build for that age as you might expect and there's still some degree of control you have in the direction you go with it.
NoStatus9434
2025-08-24 00:33:03 +0000 UTC
Like i used to imagine all the women were just wearing wigs but my theory has been long disproven
Mushyroom
2025-08-21 03:07:37 +0000 UTC
On one hand: i am growing increasingly confused as to how tf hair growth works on these biches
On the other hand: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Mushyroom
2025-08-21 03:06:28 +0000 UTC
Omg Bingus would look so cyoot in glasses like his mom
Buttmunch
2025-08-20 23:36:51 +0000 UTC
It'd be interesting to see a comic or two about Bingus's mom and dad's relationship before *the incident*.
Paige Kern
2025-08-20 20:00:51 +0000 UTC
We're getting some Wuvable Oaf levels of hairy hunk appreciation here.
Jonathan Griz
2025-08-20 19:27:24 +0000 UTC
All Italian dudes look like our dad it's just how it goes babey
RatAndBun
2025-08-20 18:53:33 +0000 UTC
Genetics are so weird like i look mostly like my mom but i have my dad’s habits or way of being whatever its called
Like he makes a race car like noise when he’s deep in thought you know when people pretend to drive that little “vrmmmm” sound and a few months ago i was trying to remember what to buy at the supermarket and i made the same noise i felt so mortified like “nooo im becoming my dad!”
Foxy Lovehound
2025-08-20 18:42:25 +0000 UTC
This strip combines all the qualities that brought me to this Patreon in the first place.