Episode 85

thank you for your input, Lambertard

notsmohqe

Seatbelt laws are a perfect example of how the founders knew the constitution would only work for a people who were capable of self-governance and how people with no self-control have ruined it for everyone.

Petty

So I was going to buy Vito's comic but then he started trying to manipulate me by saying he's gonna unlive himself if I don't. If it was a GF or an ex saying this I would be out in seconds. I feel like you're hurting your business Vito.

Lambertar

I don't want voicemails I want bits

John

Dick’s punishment for missing a TBF: Vito gets to write a tweet on Dick’s account and he can’t delete it

Benjamin Swearingen

Vito: to defeat the dickhead+’s make everyone who is a vitophile+ by a certain date eligible for a raffle ticket. also wear your seatbelt

notsmohqe

Send in your own funnier voicemails

Benjamin Swearingen

Can you people strop wasting your time trying to get Vito to lose weight. I'm sick of hearing your comments and voicemails of "hurr durr go to gym vito, eat healthy vito" You are wasting valuable time which could be used on more hilarious bits.

John

Vito, just go to the doctor and say you are a trans woman who identifies as a man and you need HRT. Also looking forward to the launch of two kick starters for “Vito unalives” and “Vito lives”

Benjamin Swearingen

Dick should bring in that case that not only declares that dual citizenship isn’t a conflict of interest for people in government but they also have a right to hide their dual citizenship status

Benjamin Swearingen

Who would have guessed the fat guy has a problem with seatbelts?

Benjamin Swearingen

The absolutist approach asserts that the rights in the First Amendment are unalterable. This approach is distinguished from a balancing approach to the First Amendment, which weighs First Amendment freedoms with other competing interests.

Nicholas hartman

Slacks? Your talking about a guy who can barely pick up the slack. lol JK, love Vito and Dick. I'am so glad you guys are doing this show; can barely hold my excitement every week.

Wobbly Easel

This isn't even a fat joke, but does Vito even own a pair of slacks? Pressed a shirt, or picked up dry cleaning? Crisp uniforms like that take so much effort, and a slovenly uniform looks worse than no uniform at all. I'd much rather keep wearing shorts and a t-shirt.