AMRS Bimbo (wav)

Hello, I’m Chaos, and welcome to AMRS Bimbo. A deep and relaxing file that will guide you to new heights of bimbohood. Now I know what you’re thinking, not because i’m a mind reader or anything, but.. you’re thinking… “Hey Chaos, if this is an AMRS file, why aren’t you whispering right now?”

Well, I’ve got news for you bimbo.. You’re thinking of an ASMR file and this ain’t even that! See.. like the little S and M are in different places. Oh I guess the R is in a weird place too. Silly bimbo. I’m like, not even ditzy enough to make a typo like that… fer realzies.

No, I was right the first time.. this… is A MRS file. That’s right bimbo. You’re about to learn how to become a Missus! So sit back, relax and listen. Go ahead and let your mind drift, you’ve already had lots of practice doing that. Take a big old deep breath, maybe visualize your boobies getting super big and jiggly, that’d totally be cool if breathing did that, wouldn’t it?

Oh, right.. So like.. Exhale that deep breath you just took.. And then go ahead and do the whole thing all over again. Deep breath in and exhale. Your mind is drifting, your eyes can be wide and vacant or they can be all sleepy and closed, whoever you prefer.. The main thing is you are so totally relaxed right now, fer realzies,

Complete and totes relaxation.. No cap, this trance shiz is litty AF right now…

So just relax. Just act like a sugarbaby staying at her Sugar supplier’s beach house.. Yeah.. be THAT relaxed and mindless. I know you can do it.

Okay, cool. Sooo I know right now you are way deep. Your mind is completely off. You can’t even think… about like.. Anything at all.

Now listen, cuz i’m gonna tell you the new truth… and you’re gonna believe it.

Cuz you are relaxed.. And it’s good to believe the things that people tell you. Every single thing you have ever believed in your entire life is something that someone else told you. So like.. This is basically just like that.. But even more betterer, cuz I’m Chaos.. And you know me and you trust me. I’ve gotchu Bimbo… now let me cook…

You are a bimbo.

You’ve always been a bimbo.

You’ll always be a bimbo.

Embrace it.

Celebrate it.

Being a bimbo comes with so many advantages.

No more stress.

No more worries.

No more responsibilities.

Just be pretty.

Just be feminine.

Just be dumb and ditzy.

Just be arm candy.

That’s right bimbo.

You are a decoration for somebody else.

Your whole existence is vapid and vacant.

And that’s exactly the way it should be.

Complex thoughts just aren’t for a little brain like yours.

Smile, giggle, be happy. Be pleasing to others.

It feels good to be a sugarbaby.

So go on.. Find someone to pour that sugar all over you.

But don’t stop there, no no no no…

You see, this isn’t temporary.

You don’t have to stop being a bimbo… like.. ever.

All you need to do is turn that sugar provider into a sugar spouse!

That’s right bimbo.. You need to become Missus sugarbaby!

Once you have that ring on your finger… you’re set for life.

No more thinking about like.. Independence..

No more being forced to act like you know what other people are talking about.

You can just be the arm candy you were always meant to be.

Once you are A MRS Bimbo.. Life is perfect.

So I want you to repeat these simple words, over and over whenever you need a little reminder about what your goals in life should be. Go ahead and repeat.

I am a bimbo.

I’ll always be a bimbo.

I need someone to take care of me.

I’m too silly to think for myself.

That’s right, bimbo. Say these words to yourself every day. I totally suggest doing it in the mirror while brushing your hair or putting on makeup. I promise you, if you do it every day you are gonna see some seriously cool results in the weeks and months ahead. Results that will give you a headstart on earning that arm candy status and that hashtag blessed union of sugarbaby and sugar provider.

So what do you have to lose? Relax, let go of your mind and embrace A MRS life today.

See you soon, Missus Bimbo.