Deadringer

CW: BODY HORROR. Wayne design doodles - Oops I forgot edition

Added 2025-07-05 15:30:20 +0000 UTC

Didn't realize i never posted this guy back when i back him pmuch back to back with Uros.

Wayne! Cityboy goat inhereits a farm from his late great grandpappy and has plans to flip it into some BnB before selling the land off. Before he can finish, however, a meteor crash landing in the fields changes his plans forever, and what crawls out of that glowing green space rock...well it's nothing that belongs on this earth.

A decade later, Wayne is a known face in his quaint rural community! His BnB is a bustling place with rave reviews, and he's even kept up the farm! By all accounts, he's a real stand up guy who's happy to lend a hand to anyone in need....and a bit of a town bicycle too if you listen to the rumors. Sure, his friends barely recognize him OR the twang that's replaced his urbanite accent, but deep down he's still the same goat, right?

Not quite. Ever since that night, "Wayne" hasn't been in control. An alien bio-weapon, sent to earth to gather data, has been puppeting him around, assimilating into local culture and cementing a positive reputation that nobody will question. With a touch of alien tech, "he" keeps his secrets well hidden. But what of the "real" Wayne? Ship meet Theseus. He's been around this whole time, seeing through the aliens eyes and being fed a constant psychic state of happiness and calm and sharing all his memories and personality quirks to really sell the naturalized disguise. He's fine, don't worry about it.

Oh also the alien hyper charged his hormones with that super-T and stud maxxed him over a decade. Like an alien induced second puberty. Bigger all over. Turns out the best way to gather bio data is to be a hot hunky ho about it.