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Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – EARLY ACCESS, AD-FREE, AND UNCENSORED

Hi. It's an episode about the Tesla Cybertruck! Here's everything you really didn't want to know about the poorly-designed, dangerous, unnecessary vehicle constructed intentionally to look like it came out of a dystopian future.

Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – EARLY ACCESS, AD-FREE, AND UNCENSORED

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here for the Scotty Kilmer love. Also, Cody is comedy genius. Comenius.

scott

PS - big LOL at "all the angles"

gijoes

I can' believe that you didn't somehow work in the car that Homer Simpson designed for his brother, Herb. The Cyber truck is a real life example of the improbable fictional plot line where a costly tech "innovation" is developed and produced without ever being shown to an adult (see also Vankov's drones in Ironman 2).

gijoes

Y’all, we took our kid to a “Touch A Truck” event and someone brought their Cyber Suck! The owner was hovering around with a rag and a bottle of alcohol talking about the big selling point: No Paint!! Had to share.

D

If you go to any of those eggs, it's filled with simps apologizing for a billionaire. It's pretty cucky.

Sangie Nativus

Retro futuristic stuff? sounds like a bad ripoff off steampunk

Hefefloeckchen

I live near San Jose — near the birthplace of this monstrosity. I always give a little thumbs down and boo at each passing Cyber-schmuck.

Señor Brainwash

at about 26 min you show the "Argument with a car" headline!! I thought, yes Elon, I too like to argue with other vehicles!

Nik Cox

So, if you have an app or something on your phone to access your car and you lose or someone steals your phone, have they also functionally stolen your $80k truck? Great design feature.

Tarren Renn

“It’s like driving a printer instead of a car” As someone who works in print production and with a $20,000+ commercial printer, that sentence was VERY real

nico

So the answer to why it would be hard to do an electric kei truck for American roads and highway speeds is one brought up in the video: front crumple zones. At 25mph the front crumple zones can be really small and the driver can still walk away, but for higher speeds you just need more in front of the cabin. But an electric truck similar in size to an older Dakota or Ranger could be totally do-able in a safe way.

Matt Pierce


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