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Selective Reprint

Added 2025-08-21 11:52:19 +0000 UTC

Excuse me miss, I’m looking for Captain Nathan Han. I just arrived via bioprint and I was told to report.

You found me specialist. Welcome to TOI-700, 101 lightyears from home.

You..uh…did something go wrong with the bioprinter?

I hope not, is something wrong with your body? Is it what you transmitted?

Me? No, I’m fine. I just..on Earth…you were…uh.. Male.

Yep. Had been since birth.

I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were Trans, you didn’t get MAC-R

I don’t know that I am Trans, just been curious. Since the program’s bots were going to Bioprint me a whole new body for my mind to be uploaded into, I figured, why not try being a girl? It’s just for a few years while we get the colony set up before the slow-ship arrives. After that, I can switch back on my next transmit. If I really hate it, I’ll take some personal time and synthesize some MAC-R.

Oh… I never even considered altering the Bioprint patterns.

You should give it a try on our next hop. Fat, skinny, short, tall, male, female, even a little of both. Anything is possible.

I see. SO…how do you like it?

So far, I don’t hate it. There is ONE thing I have been dying to try, now that you are here and literally the only man on the planet, maybe you can help.