Mission Directives
Added 2025-08-20 13:57:58 +0000 UTCThe mission briefing said nothing about gender modification!
Mission briefing designated that you would be required to fill additional roles as defined for the good of the colony expedition
What does turning me into a girl have to do with getting the job done?
Due to collision in transit, 33 colonist hibernation pods were lost. 10 men and 23 women. Mission parameters designate the ideal sexual ratio for colony sustainability and growth is 2 women for every man. In-Transit casualties caused an imbalance. Modification was initiated to correct the imbalance.
Correct the imbalance? There were still 377 women on board! You took my dick away for a .2% variance?!
Balance must be intact at colony initiation
POINT TWO PERCENT!! That should be within acceptable margins! I demand that you undo this immediately!
Negative. First year colony breeding responsibilities have no allotment for gender reassignment of the female population.
I’m only part of the female population because you fucked up! There is no way in hell I am going to get knocked up for this colony!
Incorrect.
Like Hell! Now turn me back into a man you AI Junkheap!
Gender Reassignment is unavailable in order to preserve the implanted fetus. Breeding Responsibilities take priority.
Implanted…. What do you mean?
All colony females are implanted in hibernation for efficiency of colony growth.
The ship’s AI Turned me into a Pregnant chick? WHAT THE FUCK!
Caution: Hormonal imbalance may cause emotional response.
