Do these look fake to you? Do you believe me now or do I need to lift my skirt and show you the rest? Yeah, your serum worked great at first! I dropped 50lbs in a week! It was a miracle!
But it kept going. I got thinner and thinner, but not in my chest or hips. But your office said you were too busy, I left a dozen messages! Then I started getting shorter, not just my height, but… down there too. Still you ignored my calls.
Now? Now I’m not a man anymore. My penis shrunk down to nothing, and then… I… I opened last night. So what the hell are you going to do to fix this?
Why are you smiling? Oh, God! This was the goal the whole time!