Deserve More
Added 2024-12-16 15:30:36 +0000 UTCRebalance: You deserve more!
You saved civilization! In the chaos of the Gex Plague, it was the firm leadership of the Plutocrats that saved us all! You have proven your superiority! Now tap into your virility.
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In the new order, strong men reproduce, while weak men become the women who carry our babies. Why settle for one child every 18 months? With a second rebalance girl, you can help rebuild the population faster and give your children more siblings. Stagger them, and one will always be available for you!
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