Go ahead and look, you already know that you won’t find it!
You made a wager with the avatar of an ancient god, how did you think you would ever win?
His slumber of a thousand years did not make him a fool! The pathetic trinkets mortals have invented are no match for a being who exists as a portion of creation made manifest!
Alakani was aware of your blasting weapons the moment he woke to this world! It was no secret that the mortals kept nor was it a true threat to Alakani’s champion.
I was merely gifted with skin that dissolved your “bullets” on impact!
Now you know the terms of the wager.
We duel.
If you win, you are endowed with the power of Alakani’s champion and his eternal life.
If I win, you serve me, the champion for eternity as I see fit!
By your new shape, I am sure you have guessed the service you will perform for eternity.
The arrogant manly gunfighter, now my eternal slave girl.