It's all good Man...err.. woman..
Added 2024-07-08 13:00:08 +0000 UTCVictor!, it’s your lawyer Chuck, listen, I got some great news! I made a deal with the State corrections office on account of the side effects of that “voluntary” drug study you did!
Now, they are not admitting any fault, after all you DID sign a waver when you enrolled, but they ARE willing to commute the rest of your sentence given the disruption your unique uh…physical status is causing in gen-pop!
So, good news is, you’re free to go.
Bad news is that none of your old clothes fit you anymore and I can’t get out there to bring you a dress or give you a ride to town, so I guess you’ll have to hold out the old thumb and “Gas, grass or ass” your way back to town.
Don’t worry, the way you look now Vic, I’m sure you’ll find a ride easy!
