Spare me the cryptic explanations and innuendo, I already know what this is.
When I wasn’t looking, you dosed my drink with a transformation spell that turned me from the man I was into your idea of the perfect woman.
You have a formula that will reverse the spell as long as I drink it within the next 30 days, but you will only give it to me if I spend the next 29 days giving it up for you.
How do I know so much? I practically invented this scam! Half the men in this town have been my transformed slave-girls at some point. I guess it was only a matter of time for it to be my turn.
I always wondered what it was like from this end. So, how do I start, on my knees or on my back?