Hello there dudes and dudettes.
I wish you all a happy easter, and to celebrate this small day we have this caption about an unfortunate guy in search for some eggs.
I hope that you had a nice day, or at least better than Chuck here.
On another note I wanted to say that I am really sorry for the slow uploads recently. It is just that I am moving towards my final exam (written final exam mid May), for which I have quite some learning to do.
Also for school, since we have only 2 weeks left of school and still have 7 exams to write there, and work puts me into different places to prepare for the exam too...
I promise to keep going, and hopefully once the written final exam is done I should move to more regular uploads again.
With that I leave you, and until next time stay happy and healthy!
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Chuck was the town menace with all the pranks he has pulled over the years. From removing warning signs from freshly painted benches, putting hair dye into the water supply so everyone ran around with pink hair for weeks and swapping the town signs to making the church bell ring all day long.
He has done all and more, and nobody was save, not even the major or police.
Luckily for him nobody was able to catch him in the act, so he was always let go scot-free, but that would change one fateful day.
It was the day before Easter, and after stealing the major's map Chuck decided to replace the eggs for the kids' egg hunt with rotten ones from years ago.
But while he thought he was alone every time he swapped the eggs he was secretly recorded by the major's daughter, Kathy, who could not believe her luck at finally catching the local prankster in the act.
The next day Kathy immediately messaged Chuck, and under the pretense of wanting some fun she got him over to her place in no time.
"So, what can the Chuckster do for you, Kath?" he said, trying to sound suave, which only made Kathy want to gag.
"Well, you can start by stripping" she started, making the boy chuckle, but it quickly died when she continued.
"And then you can grab this razor and shave, I have a nice outfit for you to wear."
"Why would I do that?" Chuck laughed before turning around to leave. "Well, if you don't want to get down and dirty I am leaving!"
"Oh, I would not be so fast" Kathy said with a smirk, grabbing the prankster by the shoulder before presenting him with the pictures she took of him swapping the eggs.
"No here is the deal. You either do as I say, or these pictures will make their way straight to the police. I think placing rotten eggs for children counts as criminal negligence, so if you don't want to spend time behind bars you better do as I say!"
Knowing there was no other way out Chuck hung his head and began to strip before shaving himself while Kathy looked on with glee and secretly took more pictures.
Once he was smooth as a baby's butt Kathy used glue to attach some big breast forms to his chest and a long blonde wig to his head that reached his lower back.
After that she smothered his face in make-up, before trimming his eyebrows, which were the only real hair he had left, and applying a generous amount of nude lipstick, making his lips look puffy and kissable.
The creme de la creme was a pair of fake nails she glued on his hands and feet, followed by a pair of earrings that she pierced his ears for before putting them on.
Then Kathy grabbed a sexy bunny costume and showed it to Chuck.
"Fitting for the season, isn't it?" she teased with a chuckle before starting to dress him up.
She first grabbed his willy and pulled it as far back between his legs as it would go, making him squeal from the pain, before gluing it in place.
Next she glued a black g-string on him that painfully rode up his butt and dug into his manparts before doing the same with fishnet stockings she rolled up his legs.
The outfit was followed by a glossy black latex leotard and matching bunny ears that she also glued onto him.
She then finished the outfit with some black 4-inch heels she glued onto his feet and a rabbit tail-plug which she shoved into him through a small hole in the back of the leotard.
"And done! So, what do you think?" Kathy said with a smile while presenting Chuck with a mirror.
Said boy could only stare in shock at his reflection, not believing that the sexy bunny girl he was seeing was himself, but he quickly found his composure.
"Haha, very funny. We all had a great laugh at that one. Can I get my clothes back now?" he asked sarcastically, to which Kathy only shook her head.
"Of course not, you still have to go on the yearly egg hunt, after all."
"WHAT?! No way I am going to that kiddie show, especially not looking like this!"
"Well, then you will have to go home like that and explain to your mom why you look like that. And I bet that outfit will be a hit in prison, after all, what are you gonna do with no solvent?"
Once again Chuck found no way out of his situation, so with his head hung once again he agreed to do what Kathy wants.
"Good! Now go out and search the rotten eggs, and you better bring them all back here!"
"What?! There are nearly 100 eggs, and I don't have the map on me!"
"Well, then you better start searching, because you only have today. Oh, and one more thing: For every egg you don't get I will hook you up with a "hare" for the Easter party in the evening, so you better do your best. Unless of course you want the whole female experience."
Hearing this Chuck went pale, and with wobbly steps thanks to his new heels he made his way out into the city in search of the eggs he hid.
Once the town prankster was away Kathy grabbed a trashbag that was filled to the brim with rotten eggs and with a big grin threw it out into the dumpster.
"Well, looks like this doe will find out if what the saying "going at it like rabbits really means"" she said to herself with a laugh.
"Because by tomorrow he will not be known as the town prankster, but as the town bicycle!"