"So, Charlie, how do you like being a secret agent?"
"Well, I have constant back aches and walking around all night in heels is killing me, but the tips are good."
"Are your parents proud of you?"
"They think I'm living in a monastery in Tibet."
"Why?"
"Two reasons," Charlie said, looking down at his bazoomas. "I call them Shirley and Temple."
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An homage to the character of Charlie Watkins from the TV series Get Smart! For those who haven't seen it, there is an episode where master of disguise Charlie is undercover as a "Pussy Cat" at a men's club. As someone with a bit of a feminine voice fetish, I love it when he puts on his "girl voice." Anyway, a clip popped up on my Youtube feed and inspired me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4bMsdlu9WU&t=384s