(since there's 2 alts I'm gonna do 2 descriptions, so stick with me okay *cough*)
ALT 1 : FUCK! WHY WOULD YOU HER NEAR THE BERRYS! Now you gotta be carful not to let her leaking juices all over you man.
ALT 2 : You squeezed to hard Leon now she's *ACK* nvm, i hate this *GACK* bit.
okay, hopefully one of those was funny...
Also I threw in an alt color for the fart alt, since i know some people don't like the green, but you know, having it as a different color looks odd to me, so this like a work around, because i was gonna make it a yellow cheese color, but then i was like, ew that looks rancid, and so i cut it, no longer exists.
Enjoy!