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Ep. 6 Premium - lud beats his god damn meat

Ep. 6 Premium - lud beats his god damn meat

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speedrunning my shillgrimage before i cant afford to pay for it anymore

Kei

I've began my Shilgrimmage... I'll be grinding Silksong / OSRS while i wander.

Ryan Grant

The Shilgrimage is real..

TrulySomething

started the shillgrimage today !!!

Colin Sherwood

the shillgeimage has started today. i will come out a different man

Ezra Swenson

my shillgrimage as a starter shillionaire has begun. thanks for all the laughs my dudes

blake

starting from the beginning lets go

caleb

The shillgrimage begins anew

Xin

Starting my Shillgrimage today!!

samuel young

i just learned abt this

Wenny🏳️‍⚧️ 🧡🤍🩷

my world is shattering, just started binging today and i was like no wayyy

AJKay

I’m finally able to start my premo journey today 🫡

Kat Lord

holy shit you can sort by oldest

E

What better way to start the new year than the beginning of my shill journey

Hayden Forbes

#MeTo

ChubbyMoolah

The beginning of the shill life starts today folks 👌😂

Kyle Hunter

smae

EIZEN

Starting the premo journey today 🫡

CADI11AC SPI11S

Holy shit, I'm so glad Aimen bought up the Alki David Billionaire Cod Ball, cause I bought this up to a group of like 15 gamers the other day and no-one had heard of the insanity it was. It wasn't a scam, the controversy was, the billionaire who was bankrolling it, had like a month before paid a due who was suicidal a large sum of money to livestream his suicide

Matthew Wilkes

I did this all the way until ep 82 and then decided i should go to the beginning

Pinks0

Just joined the Patreon today and can’t wait to catch up on all of these!

Gare

Went so far back, I might have found Zipper and Zipper 2s name!? Wild

Toby Beyer

Hey, my name is Alice

Tyler Manley

Same

Qwuartz

o7 just began my pilgrimage

EJ Hardy

joining you 🫡

aliyah

o7 i’m on the same journey

Braden Belser

You and me both but I watched them in reverse order because Patreon makes it hard to watch from beginning to end and I’m near the end

xOdyssy

starting my my pilgrimage through the premo eps o7 wish me luck

reece

I dont see that on the app?

Sean

yeah I just bought the patreon for the first time and noticed that

Kallahane

yep, above the filters for mediatype etc it says "latest post" but you can change that to oldest

Marten Gorrebeeck

Is there a way to sort episodes I had to scroll alllll the way down lol

Roberto De La Rosa

hey guys I'm going back and listening to some old patreon episodes and i don't think he meant to but lud leaked zipper2s name, just fyi in case you missed it

Snorm

I remember being young definitely watching porn, and my parents call me in because of a charge to their credit card to the most porn sounding site I ever heard. They then asked if there was anything I wanted to tell them while pulling up the site. I mortified denied anything. As the site comes up to my shock and awe it was a clothing site, and my parents had their credit card info stolen. I belive my heart rate was upwards of 200

arzial

Fellow porn reader, I would print out stories from literotica and if my parents found them I'd just tell them it was a strategy guide from gamefaqs before they could read it

CoCMagician

ayo im a fellow porn reader; im in my 20s and i still cant stomach watching porn i gotta read it

Corn

loool welcome to the patreon

Jordyn Gloyn

Jordyn?

Ethan Conger

That’s crazy you asked about Jahova. Only came across him a few years ago. He gets like barely 10k views now.

butler18

Lmao Izzy Gets Hosed was also the first porn video I ever saw from my friends at school, scarred me for life.

Pabmyster

yes, u assumed correctly. also just fyi there’s no video for premium ep 6 the videos start back up at ep 7 but it’s out of order so you have to manually search for it

Wendy

Is there no premium episode 1-5? I'm assuming the first bonus was after the 6th episode of the regular podcast?

Squillz

nope :)

jaje

episode 6 is the only one without video. some may still be down as vimeo took down all their vids, i'd recheck the video section of the patreon, might be out of order since they had to reupload the early ones

smokedpenguin

I take it no videos exist before ep 9? Not that the videos work but... still nicer to watch than just listen.

Yanko

coming back to this episode about lud taking about youtube hits different

Jordyn Gloyn

Literotica….I know what you mean fellow cultured reader

Sean

I know ~10/12 people who did heroin late highschool/early college. All from the same extended friend group. 3 left alive.

emPhishin

Slime I did the same thing as a kid where I’d draw in paint and then make it into a cartoon in windows movie maker

Jason Queen

I just finished listening to episode 6 on Spotify, the entire time I was like I don't need the extra premium stuff. By the end, it broke me. Great stuff!

Asorous

Vine 2 was basically like music.ly if yall remember that

Vesin_

As a fellow porn reader, i too remember A, my name is Alice

PedritoElMaldito

Grew up watching a ton of call of duty too and had NO IDEA about that stuff with onlyusemeblade, actually insane

astr0duck

idk why but it brought me joy to know nick hasnt seen lotr and doesnt care about it

Kalyn

Ludwig I too read erotica as a teensman. That basically makes us the same person

Samuel Jasek

yeah pivot was awesome

Robert van Delft

It's gotta be pivot, I did the same stuff too

when Aiden is talking about the frame-by-frame stick figure animation thing, is he talking about Pivot??? I used to use a program called Pivot to make dumb little stick figure animations and I completely forgot about it until you guys started talking about stick figures lmao

junk0

contributing to get nick quit his job and become another cog in the mogul moves machine

carlos

Maybe when we grow substantially larger. Right now, it’s important to us that we grow in viewership and splitting the viewership makes that much harder to get up in that algorithm

The Yard

Will you guys end up posting full episodes (with the bonus included) so we don't have to switch from podcast service and then to patreon for bonus? Just an idea. Love the bonus

Mike Dubya

ah yes a fellow lesbian named claire who also read porn

Claire Koppeser

I refuse to pay more than $15 a month I will not conform. I will break the system, I WILL beat the man.

Michael Dougherty

Listening to this for the third time, worth the money 100%

G-SUS

The heroin convo struck a nerve gg 😞

Jake Murray

Ludwig referencing Meatspin.com and Lemon Party in the same week. I’m f’n crying!😂😂

Paul Vercillo

Can we get the extended with video?

Luke Sanderson

Any chance we could get the video along with the audio?

DeltaSea

get wrecked

Jackson Hull

This was honestly so good, thank u guys

Tommy

I love this shit man

Kjellmeister1

Lud name checking A My Name is Alice violently activated synapses that I hadn’t used since high school

Toby

Could we get a vid format?

Zolboo Tsengel

def worth the money

Yorish

This shit is the best thing I've ever spent money on thanks

Matthew

Here to support the milly/yr dream :)

Usama

def worth the money ty for more content

karma shorthop

after Lud described the video i immediately knew it has to beOG mudbone. Those videos were spread around my entire Middle School trying to find out if he was real.

Daren LeCount

I would honestly love a house tour, it's like getting more personal with the creators you like and it's always awesome to check the setups of each one of you idk

Miguel Filipe

how are we supposed to see the porn video when it's only audio!?!?!?!!11

Ur Boy

I value the $5 tier at $3 but i will still pay $5 to support this

comfy

Ludwig Ranks Every Hardcore Drug

swalters17

Noted.

Cold Ass Whiteboy

Does this teir of the pod only come with extra audio? i was looking forward to just continuing the vid

Max Murray

The faze house is the best tho cus they faze up bruh W faze up lmaooooo

Raul Maldonado

I will never regret buying this

Jose Ibarrondo

Money well spent

Matias G.

i would like to claim my seat at the "was a privileged piece of shit who had his parents buy him a Hauppauge HD PVR" table

Brian Stoops

Id honestly prefer less questions and more just the boys chatting and shooting the shit. this was dope tho! I agree that a video version would be sick too.

Megan Green

Much like Lud I also used to read porn but I’m a lesbian so I don’t know if that’s the kind of solidarity he was looking for

Claire

lets make em richer than ludwig just to fuck w him

TinyTim

Pog

Kenneth Bigelow

bideo pls

Christopher Villareal

hearing nick talk about his old gamertag has given me vietnam flashbacks to when i got owned by him years ago and now im paying for extra content on his podcasts... gg's only

nik

A my name is Alice

Pinz

absolutely love the videos people upload the vid of this

Sycamo

Please upload the video of the podcast too, nothing brings me joy quite like slime's shiny ass head

Matt Batchelder

Video pweez? 👉👈

Alex Gomez

hey would love the episodes to be in a video format thanks

Woppe ten

this is gonna be fantastic

carlos

Is there a video version of this?

Dachi Vano Mchedlishvili

same, if its not logistically difficult I'd enjoy a video version for the premium ep

Omar M

Jahova is still on youtube, he has 1.6 million subs and his videos have been getting less than 10k over the past few months

Kyle christie

me too, hopefully they do that

Rose Tyler

Would it be possible to get these bonus episodes in video format? I personally prefer that over audio but either way it's great.

Pinz

ludwigs gonna tell that whole story n not drop the link? smh

Badaba

Probably OG Mudbone 🤣

TheOnePieceIsActualyDickTHECockJohnson

My college roommates and I would watch funny plot videos and just laugh like "Dad thinks I'm mom" and the classic Lisa Ann " Bathtub Lifeguard" 🤣

TheOnePieceIsActualyDickTHECockJohnson

holy balls is that the milkman video?????

octjankus2

Will you add the normal episodes to the custom podcast feed?

Ben Renshaw

ay, reading porn is fun wtf?

Brianna Bell

stonks

Sabine

Is there going to be a video for the premium episode?

Raza Ahmed

Demanding the video

NelsonCirca

Ludwig, the Family guy girl that you dated knew you made that YouTube video. She was dating you for Family Guy clout.

Raven Brink

$5 for the boys

Max Gallagher

Will the extra podcast be released on video too?

Luis Lopez

i’m simply here for the postcards. i might resell them to children for $50 i don’t know yet though./j

Brianna Bell

There are cuts in the finished product bro. Idk how much they cut from those first 5 eps maybe that makes bonus content

Holthis

Yeah they’re gonna go back in fucking time and film bonus eps

kody smith

more cum and porn pls

Jasper Macfarlane

Is there a way/any plans to post the video version in the future?

Maddie

You got me, 19. I'm not great talking online tho, but I enjoy the content. I'm a new frog to all this

McYoshh

I love how this is NC-17 context. Please keep it up!

Austin Sutherland

I have had sheeshman stuck in my head for fucking weeks and my roommates are pissed ROFL

Justice Rios

nvm figured it out

Braxton Piatt

You’re not a young adult lmao, you’re a teenager

Eli Chavez

then I got roasted for being 14 xD im just an ignorant young adult guys oh well

McYoshh

I just got muted by slime in the discord for saying I didn't know the Maslow pyramid...didn't mean to set him off, shoulda stayed away from the slime channel :( genuinely think slime is a funny guy tho.

McYoshh

How do we access the discord since we’ve contributed?

Braxton Piatt

Yo wheres 'The Yard Clips' Patreon at?

Tom Alberti

can all 8.10$ i gave go to aimen?

thyme

No from this episode and on !

The Yard

Are there going to be premium versions of Episodes 1-5?

Holthis

Sheeeeeesh man

icepapi

Poggies

Joey Kirby

Pud

Benjamin Crane


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