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[ Patreon Exclusive ] better than toasters?

They say the Tech-priest of the Month gets a special one-on-one pep talk with the higher-higher-higher ups, so productivity amongst Forge Worlds has been improving steadily as of recent.

[ Patreon Exclusive ] better than toasters?

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An heir to a religion in the making.

Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron

Not like he's going to bone a Small Tora, what kind of monster do you think he is? That seems to be too much even for Slaanesh-san

Verixa Okblek

the fool, he does not resist tomato element

Tempura Person

No Machine Can Compare To The Greatness Of The Human Body!

Verixa Okblek

*Magos Biologis with his super sized, armor-skinned, synth-muscle infused, naturally ribbed, flame-electric-cut-bludgeoning resistant, 2nd heart sporting, Augmented Dong:* "Flee brother, My augments are more suited to handle this."

Verixa Okblek

Haha, My flesh is in danger

NeoTorchwick

I'll show you why the magos biologis say that my flesh is stronger!

kingou3853

Given the situation I don’t think Im gonna have a choice

Valvary

Punishment for not instalibg the Gravis MK12 cyberdong with eradicator array capabilities. OH OMNISSIAH SPARE ME I SHALL PURGE MYSELF OF FLESH!!!

Dinide

Thats just a clear rotating silicone onahole crotch right, no way its an actual EAGHAHAHAHAHGHHGGAGA............... Worth It

SzargontheCultured

I wonder if it also goes well with bathes like a normal toaster does.

Sphynx

Misunderstanding his Servitors' screams of "The Tech-Acquisitor is a fucking Xenarite," Magos Tomatus bursts from his office for the last time.

Jaimas

I’m going in!!

Shy_

You dont wanna find out

Tempura Person

Ok the onahole and flaming spiked vagina(?) I get….but whats that drill for?

Valvary

It was banned here for like 17 years, now that spider man mcrib video is stuck in my brain

SuuSuuka

zero because mcdonalds has never sold the mcrib here!!

Tempura Person

Challenge accepted.

Blaze08

On an unrelated note how many McDonald mcribs have you eaten? Yeah you the one reading this!

SuuSuuka

“The Things I do for Love” - Courage the Cowardly Dog

TheNeonPrince


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