[ Patreon Exclusive ] better than toasters?
Added 2025-03-01 03:00:06 +0000 UTC
They say the Tech-priest of the Month gets a special one-on-one pep talk with the higher-higher-higher ups, so productivity amongst Forge Worlds has been improving steadily as of recent.
An heir to a religion in the making.
Sir Waltyn, the Dearest Patron
2025-03-02 01:39:25 +0000 UTC
Not like he's going to bone a Small Tora, what kind of monster do you think he is? That seems to be too much even for Slaanesh-san
Verixa Okblek
2025-03-01 18:10:19 +0000 UTC
the fool, he does not resist tomato element
Tempura Person
2025-03-01 18:02:44 +0000 UTC
No Machine Can Compare To The Greatness Of The Human Body!
Verixa Okblek
2025-03-01 17:21:44 +0000 UTC
*Magos Biologis with his super sized, armor-skinned, synth-muscle infused, naturally ribbed, flame-electric-cut-bludgeoning resistant, 2nd heart sporting, Augmented Dong:* "Flee brother, My augments are more suited to handle this."
Verixa Okblek
2025-03-01 17:20:23 +0000 UTC
Haha, My flesh is in danger
NeoTorchwick
2025-03-01 14:26:52 +0000 UTC
I'll show you why the magos biologis say that my flesh is stronger!
kingou3853
2025-03-01 13:14:24 +0000 UTC
Given the situation I don’t think Im gonna have a choice
Valvary
2025-03-01 10:32:12 +0000 UTC
Punishment for not instalibg the Gravis MK12 cyberdong with eradicator array capabilities.
OH OMNISSIAH SPARE ME I SHALL PURGE MYSELF OF FLESH!!!
Dinide
2025-03-01 08:42:00 +0000 UTC
Thats just a clear rotating silicone onahole crotch right, no way its an actual EAGHAHAHAHAHGHHGGAGA............... Worth It
SzargontheCultured
2025-03-01 08:27:57 +0000 UTC
I wonder if it also goes well with bathes like a normal toaster does.
Sphynx
2025-03-01 05:18:59 +0000 UTC
Misunderstanding his Servitors' screams of "The Tech-Acquisitor is a fucking Xenarite," Magos Tomatus bursts from his office for the last time.
Jaimas
2025-03-01 04:28:35 +0000 UTC
I’m going in!!
Shy_
2025-03-01 04:26:07 +0000 UTC
You dont wanna find out
Tempura Person
2025-03-01 03:53:17 +0000 UTC
Ok the onahole and flaming spiked vagina(?) I get….but whats that drill for?
Valvary
2025-03-01 03:46:16 +0000 UTC
It was banned here for like 17 years, now that spider man mcrib video is stuck in my brain
SuuSuuka
2025-03-01 03:12:29 +0000 UTC
zero because mcdonalds has never sold the mcrib here!!
Tempura Person
2025-03-01 03:11:21 +0000 UTC
Challenge accepted.
Blaze08
2025-03-01 03:10:39 +0000 UTC
On an unrelated note how many McDonald mcribs have you eaten? Yeah you the one reading this!
SuuSuuka
2025-03-01 03:10:23 +0000 UTC
“The Things I do for Love”
- Courage the Cowardly Dog
TheNeonPrince
2025-03-01 03:02:41 +0000 UTC