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where'd Cedra go?

Turns out, she's been getting lost in a good read! With Small Cedra's help, she's managed to set up a Reading Group on the ranch, with plenty of eager smalls picking up a book.

(Small Cedra has been encouraging the other smalls to read more intellectual material, such as their selection of Nietzsche and Kant works.)

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[Patreon Exclusive] cyborg GF (+alt)

Josa really only got the drills installed because she thought they looked cool in the shoujo anime she watched.

Didn't think about the logistics of lugging around two mining drills on her head. She broke a lot of doorframes, you know?

(by the way if you're asking - yes, her womb is still functional.)

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Forge World Wabi

Tried my hand at more character design (this is for the admech fans out there)

They were given a large cache of ancient BDs from the lands of Old Nippon on Holy Terra and they made it their entire personality (all of them are weebs)

(also instead of religious hymns, they do anime opening karaoke to appease the machine spirits)

(hope i cooked well)

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[Patreon Exclusive] measuring contest

bro keeps showing off in the public sauna, so extra...

(who you voting for?)

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[ Transparent ] Noctora (+ pokey hand)

Noctora was once a bright scholar that once helped sort out some hydroponics construction on the moon of Deliverance. Upon its induction to the legion, it would come to master many other disciplines, like the sacred ritual of Hiding and the equally sacred ritual of Seeking.

Upon achieving the new 274-hour hide-and-seek record and subsequent immortalization of the deed in the form of a silver statue in the mess hall, it was awarded the Mk.III Mi...

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Raven Guard Small Tora

The 19th Legion creep forth from the shadows, ready to say hi!

(ask away, if you have any lore questions!)

(also, a NEW profile picture of Raven Guard Small Tora is now available in the shared PFP drive link here!)

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happy bluewife and bluehusband

The greater good demands cultural exchange (for the benefit of all)... It's led to the formation of some pretty happy couples.

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God bless the Frenclave

Somewhere in Jacksonville, Texas: A shadowy cabal of smalls brew a plot to retake their homeland from the nuclear devastation wrought 200 years ago...

They call themselves... the Frenclave!

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the bluewife state leader

uh, she looks a little... unfit to lead to me? Kinda explains things.

(also on unrelated news, i'm 3/4ths my way through Fallout 4, considering drawing more Smallout soon.)

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[Patreon Exclusive] state-mandated bluewife (+alt)

After a respectable many years across your tenure as a Gue'vesa, the living situations have improved to the point where the council allows you one of your (many) fans as your lawfully wedded wife to bolster the population.

(a Gue'la can only dream... also who you picking?)

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[ Transparent ] the British Smalls

Fancy Small Tora.

A high-society small, raised on the finest heirloom tomatoes and dripping in inherited wealth.

Jaffa.

A foil-wrapped chocolate small flavored with orange oil. Certified choice classic.

Big Bonga.

Three-time convicted soccer hooligan. Floats into every match unannounced to gawk.

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the British collection (+pfps)

Some of the many tiny blokes you might find across the river.

Which one do you like the most?

(also, a FOUR NEW profile pictures are now available in the shared PFP drive link here!)

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[Patreon Exclusive] thick grandma

ooh you wanna worship Chaos now ooooooh (specifically Grandma Nurgle-tan) oooohhh!

(i wonder if you guys think if she stinks good or stinks bad)

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A message from the Lord of Excess

Gee, she seems like a real stand-up gal!

(Note 1: Why don't we get more of her creative side in other depictions?)

(Note 2: Her front horns were always pissing me off, so I changed her design.)

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"can we keep him?"

Big fan of Space King. Praise be Him.

Meet Frenmonger and its trusty weapon-pal, Frenmace!

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[Patreon Exclusive] ♂ or ♀ ?

You're 8 inches deep inside Tora and Toro is 16 inches deep inside you.

!? Which route you are taking !?!?

Continue forwards OR backwards?

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the brain rot

It would take several day cycles to reprogram all smalls on the ranch to their factory defaults. ("omg! hi!!")

The brain damage suffered by Tora persisted, however.

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Chaos god unemployment

when was the last time she was mentioned in canon, anyway?

maybe she could stand to send a few linkedin job applications.

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[ Patreon Exclusive ] this chaos god is a bum

You think, maybe, the Mortal Realms will have any opportunities for her?

She'll settle for any army, any unit... even those funny stilt guys with sickles for hands.

(Note: these were her pre-Small Tora days.)

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[ Transparent ] do you remember? (+PFPs)

These elusive smalls only show up one night a year: the 21st night of September.

Funky Small Tora sports a fluff-fro of prodigious size, putting everyone short of Big Fluffa to shame. It is most skilled in the art of dance, stunning all who look upon its fleet footwork on the disco floor.

Discotora is a mysterious being that radiates both light and friendliness in equal measure - satiating the tomato-hunger of its frens while ins...

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[ Patreon Exclusive ] rat family planning (+alt)

Well, she's made her stance clear.

What names would you give the little rat-whelps in 3 weeks' time?

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my mortal enemy

It's about time I settled the score with @basedbinkie...

Who's with me!?

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Which rat do you like?

Just a survey to measure my patrons degree of rat tolerance.

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[ Patreon Exclusive ] blue bird boi

In which i try out how to improve my coloring times (hope its good)

ALL IS DUST

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[ Transparent ] Beefsteak

Once a newly spawned Cherry Tomatora, a freak accident with an experimental batch of tomato growth hormone has mutated it to ginormous proportions.

Stronger, smarter, and now referring to itself in third person, it uses its newfound power to protect all on the ranch from the evil machinations of broccolikind.

As a fellow large-small, Beefsteak has the greatest affinity with Big Fluffa, hanging out with them on occasion to discuss...

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Beefsteak: Rising (+ exclusive extras!)

Beefsteak now biggest fren on ranch! Beefsteak has great power, great responsibility!

(includes some extra Beefsteak facts that are Patreon exclusive!!)

(also, a NEW profile picture of Beefsteak is now available in the shared PFP drive link here!)

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Beefsteak: Origins

What if we started dosing our small frens with radioactive growth hormones so they start mutating?

(What kind of mutation do you think our little friend Beefsteak should have?)

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New Hashoot lore??

How we feeling about the new Chaos Dwarf lore that just released?

(this is now certified canon! i may have exaggerated a little...)

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goodbye, friend.

rest in peace.

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Tzeen-chan's other flunkies

Among the most distinguished pawns of the Weaver of Fates. These lackeys are called upon for odd jobs like intelligence gathering on rival schools, practical jokes and inter-class espionage. They each have their own agenda, varying in relevance.

( Try guessing who's who! )

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