Space Elf AGM
Added 2025-01-09 07:04:55 +0000 UTC
Every year the remnants of the Aeldari pantheon hold a general meeting to discuss politics and current issues...
Nothing really gets done at the end of these meetings, and Slaanesh-san somehow always finds a way to sneak in...
The rest of the 3 are just "The hell?"
While Slaanesh-San took a light speed screenshot... that just shows an image of his middle finger instead of ass because Cegorach enjoys denying her the horny
Verixa Okblek
2025-01-11 08:28:58 +0000 UTC
Cegorach pulls a twomad and shows all the zoom callers his butt
Tempura Person
2025-01-10 10:44:22 +0000 UTC
Heh... This gag could also be funny in reverse where Cegorach hacks into Tzeench's/Slaanesh's account during a chaos zoom call or something
Verixa Okblek
2025-01-10 10:12:47 +0000 UTC
I mean… the Eldar did create Slaanesh, so I’d argue they are technically part of the Aeldari pantheon
Exhaustion
2025-01-09 23:07:25 +0000 UTC
Unfortunately, the most damage she does each time is ruin Slaanesh's jokes.
Slaanesh: Oh, can't wait to beat me off?
Ynnead, hyperfixated: Yes, I'm here to beat up Slaanesh, and that is you.
Slaanesh: ...n-no, I said "beat off", like to sound... nevermind.
Angrel
2025-01-09 15:49:20 +0000 UTC
Of course, professional Slaanesh beater cant think of anything else
Tempura Person
2025-01-09 15:45:40 +0000 UTC
I really hope Ynnead only shows up to this, 'cause she knows she'll get a chance to beat up Slaanesh.
Angrel
2025-01-09 15:44:56 +0000 UTC
We warriors of purgatory here
Tempura Person
2025-01-09 14:11:39 +0000 UTC
Khaine out here representing the DDS fans! Hell ya!
Jae Wolftail
2025-01-09 12:13:18 +0000 UTC
Idc what happens to me Im banging Khaine and Slaanesh and nothing is gonna stop me
Valvary
2025-01-09 11:55:04 +0000 UTC
The corrupted ones never get any love. GW has seen to it. Poor dears only want to be the best they can for our dear Slaani
Sphynx
2025-01-09 10:40:38 +0000 UTC
Sororitas mention
Tempura Person
2025-01-09 09:07:54 +0000 UTC
I say we contract out Slaanesh and a few corrupted Sororitas to help boost the numbers. Since the space elves have to conduct the flesh mambo multiple times to make a flesh mistake we should have at least three male space elves go at a time. For science. Also imagine the chaos OF revenue for that.
Sphynx
2025-01-09 08:50:35 +0000 UTC
As a dwarf fan myself I say let them all die off
Shy_
2025-01-09 08:18:06 +0000 UTC
Shes about to wombo combo the fat pink snake lady
Tempura Person
2025-01-09 08:03:30 +0000 UTC
Y'NNEAD TO GET IN THERE YNNEAD
Notsicks
2025-01-09 08:03:07 +0000 UTC
She's been eating well recently
Tempura Person
2025-01-09 07:55:35 +0000 UTC
I’m nooooot! Just noticed they were squishier and cuter than usual
Ellie Shadeflare, the Arrogant Gamer
2025-01-09 07:51:47 +0000 UTC
Do NOT the slaanesh!
Tempura Person
2025-01-09 07:49:39 +0000 UTC
Slaanesh looks especially squishy here…
Ellie Shadeflare, the Arrogant Gamer
2025-01-09 07:22:41 +0000 UTC
You fool, the femboy elves are the only one who have restrained and imprisoned Slaanesh. We need everyone to follow their example... in golden bikinis.
Vinuscar
2025-01-09 07:21:31 +0000 UTC
I love Cegorach's design, great work as always!
Isaiah Rojas
2025-01-09 07:11:55 +0000 UTC
the blush is like a permanent part of their facial structure and stuff
Tempura Person
2025-01-09 07:11:51 +0000 UTC
we must not unleash this ancient evil upon the world...
Tempura Person
2025-01-09 07:11:32 +0000 UTC
Why is Khaine blushing at that
Loremaster of Sotek
2025-01-09 07:10:33 +0000 UTC
They should definitely ask the guys from Fantasy/AoS, they suck less. Also I need to see a twink/femboy version of Teclis.
Vinuscar
2025-01-09 07:07:43 +0000 UTC
Sounds... Good...
Grand Toraiarch
2025-01-09 07:06:16 +0000 UTC