[ Patreon Exclusive ] *clank clank clank*
Added 2025-01-05 12:39:58 +0000 UTC
why won't this blasted data repository FIT?
...any tips, my servitors?
your devotion is much appreciated, initiate
Tempura Person
2025-05-17 15:30:59 +0000 UTC
Id definitely insert…idk words. Id definitely do the sex with the machine god is what im trying to say
Aomnidroid
2025-05-17 15:30:17 +0000 UTC
She should just try to trade something with Trazyn. I'm sure he'd be willing to pay up for pictures of Big E on a horse.
Francis Bacon
2025-01-07 00:41:06 +0000 UTC
Well, helps to temper the urges
Tempura Person
2025-01-07 00:40:00 +0000 UTC
She's currently dealing with the fact Big E cut off her privates... She's been dealing with it for millenia, so I don't think it will get better.
Francis Bacon
2025-01-07 00:38:47 +0000 UTC
On those dual cores yes
Tempura Person
2025-01-06 16:05:11 +0000 UTC
Can she run doom?
Kekada
2025-01-06 15:44:02 +0000 UTC
Something something kids
Tempura Person
2025-01-06 00:08:05 +0000 UTC
Call me William Afton because…..
That Random Imperial
2025-01-05 18:31:42 +0000 UTC
Clank clank
ZombietheZerker
2025-01-05 17:22:44 +0000 UTC
Yesss YESSS
MUST PUT PENITS INTO TOASTER
Shy_
2025-01-05 16:53:04 +0000 UTC
Someone should fuck with all of them and go grab a massive magnet. Or a canister of PKP (potassium bicarbonate) and watch as the circuits turn to goo.
Sphynx
2025-01-05 16:51:09 +0000 UTC
Shit, wrong position
*Flips*
Still wrong position
*Flips*
I don't understand how it's still the wrong position. Damn you Shrodingers USB!
Vinuscar
2025-01-05 16:40:40 +0000 UTC
*goes to put it in but it doesn't fit*
"Heh, sorry"
*flip it over, USB drives have a 50/50 shot of being wrong after all*
"oh shoot, wrong again. I swear this doesn't happen at home"
shenzyro
2025-01-05 16:39:07 +0000 UTC
Storage space ntr... Ive seen it all
Tempura Person
2025-01-05 16:35:36 +0000 UTC
All excited until she finds out that stick is only 512Mb…
Meanwhile the weird guardsman reading heretical comics in the corner is rocking a 40Tb SSD.
Sphynx
2025-01-05 16:33:04 +0000 UTC
Let me show you where i put it. *Plugs the USB stick and unzip 10petabyte of sexy bots images*
kingou3853
2025-01-05 13:44:10 +0000 UTC
better apply the thermal paste before interfacing
Tempura Person
2025-01-05 12:53:19 +0000 UTC
why not, she has a powerful dual-core system as you can see.
Tempura Person
2025-01-05 12:52:15 +0000 UTC
Shes really gonna put that *Mother*board to use now ho ho ho
Dinide
2025-01-05 12:51:55 +0000 UTC
report: critical systems failure. must report to nearest techpriest.
Tempura Person
2025-01-05 12:51:46 +0000 UTC
ouch, my endings
Tempura Person
2025-01-05 12:50:56 +0000 UTC
robo cedra thanks you for your info
Tempura Person
2025-01-05 12:50:44 +0000 UTC
But can she run crysis?
Notsicks
2025-01-05 12:50:13 +0000 UTC
Insufficient application of physical force. Proposal: disable strength inhibitors and channel all available energy into your pneumatic systems to ensure sufficient thrust.
Rowan Hawthorpe
2025-01-05 12:42:05 +0000 UTC
Be gentle but persistent~
Ellie Shadeflare, the Arrogant Gamer
2025-01-05 12:41:17 +0000 UTC
She ain’t ready for the red blue and yellow cable combo
SuuSuuka
2025-01-05 12:40:58 +0000 UTC