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Halt right there, guardsman!

The new commissar needs you to show your loyalty to the God Emperor in some form, lest you be force-fed the green vegetable...

...well?

Halt right there, guardsman!

Comments

Your yee yee ass 😠

Bigsmile

Cain was a yee yee ass commissar, wait till you see a real accident

Tempura Person

Toro! This is how "accidents" happen to commissars, have you learned nothing from Cain?!?

Bigsmile

Noooo!

Grimgard

We have them watching a recipe video for marinara

Tempura Person

I fear for how the Small Tomatora's are treated

Grimgard

Saint Tora of the Adepta Sororitas, May the God Emperor Bless Them?

NeoTorchwick

My empire is built on a foundation of distressed small tora

Tempura Person

Oh nooo, don't do that to the poor Small Tora!

Grimgard

The pain never ends

Kekada

Painting the broccoli red!?

Tempura Person

How cruel can the imperium go from here smh

Kekada

Well this is toro but im thinking im bringing over some part of the hair rendering to tora as well

Tempura Person

Red & Juicy is reserved for heroes and living saints

Tempura Person

Wait is this toro or tora cause the hair is a bit different than usual

Notsicks

Noooo, not the awful Green! They deserve the Red and Juicy!

NeoTorchwick

I know this might sound like it for it is part of forgotten gastro-tech

Dizi

Well now the only thing that comes to mind is those weird vibrating spike balls they use to sell in toy stores.

Sphynx

The commissars wisdom is beyond measure!

Tempura Person

You'd get a happy vibrating little fella

Tempura Person

"IM THE GOOFY GOOBER YEAH..." KINDA SITUATION COULD EXPOSE THE TALL SMORA HIDING AMONGST THEM

SAVE CROW

A few Tall Smora seem to have joined the guard

Tempura Person

Idk sounds like heresy to me...

Tempura Person

The planet cracked before the planet cracked before the tora did! Tomateo! I wonder what would happen if we fed the little guy viagra-spiked bloody Marys. Would they turn into a Long One?

Sphynx

Inverse tora? Albino tora? I wonde-oh right uh STOP IT YOU HEARTLESS SCUM

SuuSuuka

Pour some garlic sauce on it and the green becomes one of the best snacks

Dizi

With one big gulp. Like Kirby.

Hado

My commissar's delicious shaft!

FelixCited

Here comes the boltpistol choo choo

Tempura Person

As the traitors all seem to forget, one must be willing to let the commissar use your mouth as they please. I am more than happy to please my emperor and commissar with joyful glee

FelixCited

Surely, the small tora guardsmen would never turn traitor and eat their commissar alive, right?

Tempura Person

Omg! So grimdark!! 👋🐏

Tempura Person

This shit is what makes people become heretics

Hado

The grim darkness of 40k never fails to shock me

AngryOryx

But they enjoy it

NukePone

no yeeting the Cadian!

Tempura Person

Ewwwww... 🤢🥦

Grand Toraiarch

Small tora guardsman is shaped like a small tora grenade

NukePone


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