Halt right there, guardsman!
Added 2024-12-11 14:15:47 +0000 UTCThe new commissar needs you to show your loyalty to the God Emperor in some form, lest you be force-fed the green vegetable...
...well?
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Your yee yee ass 😠
Bigsmile
2024-12-24 16:28:07 +0000 UTCCain was a yee yee ass commissar, wait till you see a real accident
Tempura Person
2024-12-13 01:10:00 +0000 UTCToro! This is how "accidents" happen to commissars, have you learned nothing from Cain?!?
Bigsmile
2024-12-12 19:09:45 +0000 UTCNoooo!
Grimgard
2024-12-12 11:58:19 +0000 UTCWe have them watching a recipe video for marinara
Tempura Person
2024-12-12 07:43:47 +0000 UTCI fear for how the Small Tomatora's are treated
Grimgard
2024-12-12 07:16:25 +0000 UTCSaint Tora of the Adepta Sororitas, May the God Emperor Bless Them?
NeoTorchwick
2024-12-12 02:07:32 +0000 UTCMy empire is built on a foundation of distressed small tora
Tempura Person
2024-12-12 01:26:22 +0000 UTCOh nooo, don't do that to the poor Small Tora!
Grimgard
2024-12-12 01:02:08 +0000 UTCThe pain never ends
Kekada
2024-12-11 23:48:10 +0000 UTCPainting the broccoli red!?
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 23:40:08 +0000 UTCHow cruel can the imperium go from here smh
Kekada
2024-12-11 23:39:21 +0000 UTCWell this is toro but im thinking im bringing over some part of the hair rendering to tora as well
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 23:33:30 +0000 UTCRed & Juicy is reserved for heroes and living saints
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 23:33:01 +0000 UTCWait is this toro or tora cause the hair is a bit different than usual
Notsicks
2024-12-11 19:51:36 +0000 UTCNoooo, not the awful Green! They deserve the Red and Juicy!
NeoTorchwick
2024-12-11 18:40:17 +0000 UTCI know this might sound like it for it is part of forgotten gastro-tech
Dizi
2024-12-11 16:37:55 +0000 UTCWell now the only thing that comes to mind is those weird vibrating spike balls they use to sell in toy stores.
Sphynx
2024-12-11 15:36:31 +0000 UTCThe commissars wisdom is beyond measure!
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 15:32:33 +0000 UTCYou'd get a happy vibrating little fella
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 15:32:14 +0000 UTC"IM THE GOOFY GOOBER YEAH..." KINDA SITUATION COULD EXPOSE THE TALL SMORA HIDING AMONGST THEM
SAVE CROW
2024-12-11 15:31:50 +0000 UTCA few Tall Smora seem to have joined the guard
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 15:31:23 +0000 UTCIdk sounds like heresy to me...
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 15:31:02 +0000 UTCThe planet cracked before the planet cracked before the tora did! Tomateo! I wonder what would happen if we fed the little guy viagra-spiked bloody Marys. Would they turn into a Long One?
Sphynx
2024-12-11 15:24:50 +0000 UTCInverse tora? Albino tora? I wonde-oh right uh STOP IT YOU HEARTLESS SCUM
SuuSuuka
2024-12-11 15:03:22 +0000 UTCPour some garlic sauce on it and the green becomes one of the best snacks
Dizi
2024-12-11 14:59:50 +0000 UTCWith one big gulp. Like Kirby.
Hado
2024-12-11 14:38:49 +0000 UTCMy commissar's delicious shaft!
FelixCited
2024-12-11 14:35:30 +0000 UTCHere comes the boltpistol choo choo
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 14:34:30 +0000 UTCAs the traitors all seem to forget, one must be willing to let the commissar use your mouth as they please. I am more than happy to please my emperor and commissar with joyful glee
FelixCited
2024-12-11 14:33:59 +0000 UTCSurely, the small tora guardsmen would never turn traitor and eat their commissar alive, right?
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 14:30:08 +0000 UTCOmg! So grimdark!! 👋🐏
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 14:29:18 +0000 UTCThis shit is what makes people become heretics
Hado
2024-12-11 14:24:03 +0000 UTCThe grim darkness of 40k never fails to shock me
AngryOryx
2024-12-11 14:19:50 +0000 UTCBut they enjoy it
NukePone
2024-12-11 14:17:57 +0000 UTCno yeeting the Cadian!
Tempura Person
2024-12-11 14:17:35 +0000 UTCEwwwww... 🤢🥦
Grand Toraiarch
2024-12-11 14:16:53 +0000 UTCSmall tora guardsman is shaped like a small tora grenade
NukePone
2024-12-11 14:16:46 +0000 UTC
