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Just two friends(?) painting minis

Naturally, the pink one paints the best shadows...

(Also do not question why the blue bird is bare, she is the embodiment of change and does not subscribe to the idea of logic.)

Just two friends(?) painting minis

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She needs all the practice she can get for the painting tournament

Tempura Person

Ya know, it just occured to me. Despite the honestly impressive level of Bottom-ness Tzeench is. I imagine that Slaanesh is actually quite tha fan of "working" with Tzeench's "brush". As Tzeench is the Lord of Change, Slaanesh has quite the large variety of builds to "Paint with".

Angrel

My god, you cracked the code She's still a certified bottom

Tempura Person

Aaahhhhh, I see Tzeench's game now. As their domain would imply, they are the Great Conspirator, the Prince of Lies. Truly, there could be no one equal in deceit to them. But, then that poses the question, who would be worthy of challenging them in subterfuge. Much like there is little reason for Khorne to seek a peer in strength, or for the Little Emp to search for a tomato better than their own, it would prove fruitless for Tzeench to search for a Rival in deceit. This, for them to test their trickery, the only option is to attempt it on themselves! As Khorne may improve herself to be stronger than she was yesterday. And the Emperor of Sheepkind may attempt to grow a better Tomato. Tzeench has demonstrated here their skills of lying to themselves! A quite masterful display of self delusion if I say so myself. Truly, they have outdone themselves this time, convincing themselves of their own bullshit.

Angrel

Watch out, delve any deeper into the truth and you might find yourself one-eyed

Tempura Person

Tzeentch is mad she couldn’t get all the Thousand Sons, so she’s using the mini’s as a substitute. They need to put clothes on to avoid spilling paint on them selves.

Francis Bacon

Slaanesh is all about perfection so it is smart to have her help out

Shy_

Eh... Good enough.

kingou3853

such is the 40/20 vision of Slaanesh-san!

Tempura Person

i find it tzeentch-chan's fault at speccing her warriors into an INT build

Tempura Person

instructions unclear, went inside

Tempura Person

fake news!

Tempura Person

SUCH AN AMAZING EYESIGHT, PAINTING FROM THAT FAR AWAY

SAVE CROW

Tzeentch being jealous of how big Slaaneshes model is compared to hers. Slaanesh is just happy to paint her new monolith.

Nikten

Use the tip for the smaller details.

kingou3853

I think you just like fembois

Kekada

Gonna need more Nuln Oil

Whitewhiskers

Atleast its not lonely in there

Dinide

Worse, you're going to the malal pit where the writers forget about your narrative for over a decade

Tempura Person

ARRGHH i got Corax White in my eyeeeee

Tempura Person

You can call this *drumroll*shadows of Change. And with this joke i am exiled to be beat up by khorne daemons and getting lost in the warp

Dinide

Now use the white paint for the eyes

PapaCucuy

NO!! NOT THE SPIKED TUBE SQUEEZER AGAIN!!! AIIIEEEEEE!!!

Scarecrow

Wait till you see how much they need to squeeze out for the dark angels terminators

Tempura Person

I'm glad to see that the white paint did not go to waste!

Scarecrow


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