FLASH FRIED: 7 Oct 2020

I am a Patreon bitches!!!!!

Master Horny

The “House MAGA” has the most smooth brain anyone has ever seen. One might even call it “Vanta Smooth”.

Secular American

Tyson foods is shit but it’s far better to work at then most other factories and the pay is livable. My factory tries to enforce the covid rules but it’s hard to fire people when a lot are sick or not enough new hires

My teen daughter gets her "allowance" from her job, and from what I've seen that's moved from food, and clothes, to make-up and hair dye.

Phat Dildokhunty

Those poor porcupines :(

Cethlenn

My Parents tried to take our family to Cornerstone church when we were kids and my brother is severely autistic and was making noise during the sermon, So after services one day we were home watching tv and some reps from the Church came by and recommended painting our windows with oil to drive the demons out of my Brother. Needless to say my parents never took us back to that church and my dad cursed out the Reps it was glorious!!!

DCLUVSPIE

This was an insane FF

Conner Cruz O'Brien

Conservatives are the ones killing trans? You might want to check that

Rants n rambles

Deep deep deep

Devin Tucker

I’m surprised they didn’t mention that the Dune movie just got pushed back a whole damn year because of COVID. I figured Paul would be shitting great pillars of salt over it.

Tito Manfredo

Try as I may, I just cant quit you guys. One shortened Flash Fried and I was back.

justin Brown

I recall TJ saying a couple of times before that all of his dreams are lucid. Don't see how it's possible to have a bad dream when lucid. For me anything bad in a dream is like water off a duck's back if I know it ain't real.

Chillin'withSpiders

That Ben shapiro outro is great

Matthew Jury

I want Paul to do summaries/reviews of documentaries

ChancesRslim

Ford was never elected he took over after Watergate and only served like 2 and a half years to call him a incumbent is stretching the truth and Hoover lost because of the great depression in 1933 its 2020 so fucking close enough

Richard Armstrong

Never trusting your weather forcats again after that first hurricane you covered. Got me all worked up and wet for some mass annihilation and in the end its a wet fart by the time it makes landfall. Complete waste of an erection.

Adolf of Londor

best outro ever

nick

Paul. Why are you in that shit Hubie Adam Sandler movie?

Jono 83

I'm glad you went Flash Fried over the debate. I know Paul thinks all feedback is trolling but the audio levels when it's you three and a constantly running stream in the background has been all over the place

Alexander Sommer

So I work at Cornerstone (John Haggee’s church). I work in the area where events are hosted and they host events pretty much everyday. Sometimes there’s dozens of people other times there are hundreds. I can confirm the vast majority of people here don’t wear masks. The congregation also doesn’t wear mask when they attend service. I’m one of the only people here who constantly wear a mask. They also don’t provide us any masks or really anything to protect ourselves. Also the Haggee family is very well connected with the Trump administration. John Haggee, his wife, and his daughters went to the Oval Office and met with Trump. Also Pence is apart of Haggee’s Christians United for Israel organization. I thought when Haggee was diagnosed with covid everyone would take it seriously and wear a mask. Unfortunately Paul was right because they still don’t give a fuck. Also a few months ago they paid Dinesh D’Souza to talk to their congregation about the evils of Socialism. This church is very political and dangerous.

Sam

Much appreciated, gentlemen.

Drone

This makes my anus wet

TheBoxingCannabyte

Thanks for the documentary suggestion Paul. I’m enjoying it a lot so far (It’s Free on Youtube as of this post writing).

Hypnotic Visionaire

Give me some storm coverage.

PinkTurtle

We all need to vote, but trump has no chance and this is not 2016 paul. Even if Trump wins Ohio, florida, Arizona, and NC, (all of which he’s down in,) he’d still lose because he’s down 8 points in Michigan and Pennsylvania.

O

Jesus FUCKING Christ I am SO sick of Trump supporters and their delusions. They literally live in alternate realities.. EVERYTHING is the POLAR opposite of the truth in their minds.. EVERY GOD DAMN THING!

Adam Schneider

Do you also know why that is that america needs events and figures? Because its a fake country. The people there dont have much in common apart from burger culture. They are not genetically related that much they act different they form groups depending on their ethnic background. They form own little small culture bubbles that may not get along with the next. Real countries are ethnically homogenous and by that fact alone already have a lot of shared history together. USA can never be like that if it keeps beeing multicultural society. Cultures dont mix they just get replaced in conflict situations.

Adolf Maybach

"waaahhh wheres my dff i dont like waiting!" Translated from some whiney demanding bitch who has no idea what its like running a show.

Nicholas Luebke

You just mention steriod mania as a thing and next call trump stupid because he did something while having it. Thats why i never take you seriously paul you contradict yourself a couple seconds after you say something how is this possible? So he is stupid for something he has lost control over? Im not even a trump fan i dont care that much which actor plays the american president since its not my country.

Adolf Maybach

"our shooting schedule has been insane, we are bedraggled" translated from lazy fat fuck stoner "wah we had to work more than an hour a day!"

iamaphoney

I need a trigger warning for Ben Shapiro. I get nauseated every time I see his face.

Silent Shade

This storm is one big ejaculation

Aaron Marentette

Yo I dunno if I'm just high, stupid, or both, but that Ben Shapiro shit sounded too real at the end

SATOhara

Not calling that remote chastity thing "The Spurt Locker" seems like a pretty huge ball drop.

Josh Jerome

My recurring nightmare is all of my teeth falling out/crumbling/shattering.

Brian

That Dilley guy is a major chud

Moist Calzone

You can absolutely get mania from corticosteroids. Don't be an actually guy when you don't know what you're talking about.

Amelia

yyat least democracy won today

Zeaxe

I remember a metal version of “The Internationale” used in one of the HIGHpothesis intros back in the DP days. Hopefully there’s one of “Solidarity Forever”

Black Prince of Wands

There have been more than 2 incumbent President that lost re-election in the last 100 years, Paul. Ford and Hoover both lost.

Doctorseaweed

I saw an olive ridley turtle lay eggs and helped hatched turtles get to the ocean with IR lights in Nicaragua. Most poachers there are poor and hungry. Kinda sad.

Krista Vaillancourt

I get crazy dreams on certain meds otherwise not very vivid dreams.

Doitlive

I used to have recurring nightmares, they were all super fucked and ended with me dying. Now I have really messed up dreams, but they are all different and I'm usually in the very wrong by the end of them.

Krista Vaillancourt

Is anyone going to let Paul know the difference between corticosteroids and anabolic steroids? Where's the actually guys when we need them?

Krista Vaillancourt

Freakazoid was the shit man.

CheeseWizard

This Flash Fried is once again refreshing as fuck. Especially now they finally started being serious on the civil war discussion. Props to you guys.

JP

FUCK YES FUCK THE HAMMY(haggie)

Jon johnson

My bad dreams are ALWAYS the same. It is dark, no one can go outside and we all live in these windowless communal buildings that go on and on...small dark elevators, little rooms like a cheap hotel, most of it floods or is rotting from water damage. Some of it links up to caves but we are not allowed to leave or go outside EVER and it is like a labyrinth that makes no sense architecturally. When people die we vacate the room and build on rather than move them.

Heather Squidz

Good thing you didn’t cover the VP debate, nothing worth gleaning from that except for a bug on pence’s head

Seth

Actually happy we did this instead of the debate now that I saw the debate...it was as Kyle Kulinski said "MSNBC Vs Fox News" AKA awful drivel. "Of course I should have expected nothing less or more" *There was however a FLY on Pence's head for like 2 min and that was the best thing about it all*

Heather Squidz

FINALLY...ALSO YES I SAW THE FLLLLY

nick

Yes...haha...yes...haha! FRAAAAASH FRYYYYY!!!!!!

Alex from PA

thank gooooooood.....this debate is insanely boring except for the fly...

ian

I'm glad they didn't cover the debate, it was too unbearable to watch twice

Daniel Einarsson

If florida is americas scrotum louisiana is America's asshole. The storm looks like a dick going inside.

KevinFarr

Finally, I have been served my pig slop

Roman Douchington

DFF is love DFF is life

MrDeranker

DFF is my religion

Matthew Fitzsimmons