Flash Fried: 08 APR 2020
Added 2020-04-09 00:27:20 +0000 UTCA man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor replied, “I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ, I’ᴠᴇ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴏғғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʀᴍs!”
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Also, how does little miss covered in the blood know Jesus loves her? Jesus probably hates most of his followers because they never stop talking to him!
Dick McPenis
2020-04-12 18:52:46 +0000 UTCReason number 11,690,420 why religion needs to go. Even in a dangerous disease outbreak, THEY'RE STILL GATHERING and expecting a magical space wizard to protect them. That CNN church clip was like a god damn SNL sketch
Dick McPenis
2020-04-12 18:51:23 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday WaddleDaddle!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-04-11 00:36:49 +0000 UTCThanks for the news from pessimists like myself on my birthday :) which was on Wednesday when this came out.
QueenCloie
2020-04-10 18:58:48 +0000 UTCIf i fucking walked outside talking about how i was covered in the blood of some dead figure, id be sent to the asylum. But of course, since its under the blanket of religion its completely normal to these people. Arent these the same people who accuse satanists of bathing in lambs blood?
Jonathan Brunell
2020-04-10 15:45:49 +0000 UTCHe’s been name dropping him hard and vulturing his takes for the past couple months.
Tito Manfredo
2020-04-10 15:12:20 +0000 UTCOMG TJ. Leicester is pronounced "Lesster" not "Lye-kester". Why do you suck so bad at British words?
Douglas Hesketh
2020-04-10 09:42:57 +0000 UTCThe grug brains who say that the coronavirus is a Jewish plot don't understand how jews work. And jews don't push the talmud onto non jews. Jews don't want to convert anybody. They want to subvert and tear down the standards and beliefs of the cultures they inhabit. They don't give a shit what happens after that. As far as jews and porn is concerned, it is only the grug brains who believe that Jews literally create and distribute ALL porn. In reality, only a small percentage is directly created and distributed by jews. However, some of the biggest names in porn throughout the major expansion of the industry were jewish, and many are on record saying they get a kick out of subverting traditional European values. This is definitely a motivating force for many throughout the industry's history.
Gusphase b
2020-04-10 03:22:25 +0000 UTCThe WHO has done some shady and China supporting shit
Smack Millan
2020-04-09 23:30:53 +0000 UTCHey just wanted to add that the WHO is actually quite corrupt and getting highly influenced by china to the point that they won'T allow numbers from Taiwan or accept that they even exist. There have been active attempts to undermine the fault of the CCP in all the Corona shit and even internally there is a lot of corruption, sexual abuse cases, etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlCYFh8U2xM Here is an interesting video of an interview showcasing their bias. So trump wanting to cut funding to the WHO is actually not a bad move for as long as that money goes into other more credible health organizations. Also I'd recommend looking into the whole WHO corruption for a possible flash fried.
xXAMightyStormXx
2020-04-09 22:32:04 +0000 UTCHere is an idea, the next person that says "I'm covered in Jesus' blood" gets sent to the gas chamber to enjoy a little Zyklon B bath.
nihilgeist
2020-04-09 14:28:32 +0000 UTCJust because it is trump doesnt mean he is wrong. Tedros is a corrupt piece of shit who was more concerned about chinas image in all of this than anything else. https://www.opride.com/2017/05/11/case-director-general-candidate-tedros-adhanom/ all way before the china flu
Adolf Maybach
2020-04-09 10:11:32 +0000 UTCTJ is right. Panera is disgusting.
Tito Manfredo
2020-04-09 09:55:49 +0000 UTCDoes every fucking trailer have a BWOOOOOOOOOOOOO sound effect now?
Moist Calzone
2020-04-09 09:03:44 +0000 UTCThis a fucking hilarious breakdown of the 5g conspiracy theory and how it originated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0yb0_a-WNc
The True Nihilist
2020-04-09 08:43:06 +0000 UTCI liked the Hill poll about Trump vs Obama vs Biden. Obama is relevant was because he's still is influential enough to get to all the egotistical DNC candidates to drop out and coalesce the support of the fractured moderate base to support and easily manipulatable Joe Biden.
The True Nihilist
2020-04-09 08:16:32 +0000 UTCNASA Scientist: “Say fellas, we got some surplus budget we need to burn by the end of the year. What should we do?” NASA Guys: “Lets feed acid to some dolphins and see if we can get them to fornicate with a lady!”
Tito Manfredo
2020-04-09 07:37:23 +0000 UTCThe purge has a bit more than just “1 day a year we do whatever want” it’s a look at class warfare and political manipulation of the masses.
Bailey Goldsberry
2020-04-09 07:22:37 +0000 UTCbtw if you think Trump's got Biden-style sundowners, you are lying to yourself.
c0lt
2020-04-09 07:08:54 +0000 UTCI'll suck you off when we meet up in hell Paul
c0lt
2020-04-09 07:02:22 +0000 UTCEven if Trump has Dementia, he's going to rip Biden a new asshole if they debate. It'll be a good laugh.
Pleb22
2020-04-09 04:21:13 +0000 UTCYup, Pornhub giving away porn for free.... Or the low cost price of adding your porn watching habits to that ever growing digital fingerprint... Not that they weren't already doing it but its nice to have an email address to confirm an identity quicker than all that tracking BS. I wonder what kind of porn Gacy would be watching if he was around now.
Adolf of Londor
2020-04-09 04:16:56 +0000 UTCIt is talMUD. Hebrew nigga.
Adolf of Londor
2020-04-09 04:08:21 +0000 UTCfor the Wisconsin voting thing. Wisconsin Governor tried to at the least extend absent voting up to the day of the election, but wasn't able to get that through either. as our "representatives" say the Wisconsin people have the right to go to the polls in person and cast their votes.
fatheramo1
2020-04-09 03:34:05 +0000 UTCThe town in Massachusetts is pronounced “Lester” Sorry, couldnt resist sharing
Ryan Sansossio
2020-04-09 03:33:20 +0000 UTCThat show is wild
Breonna Rice
2020-04-09 03:23:11 +0000 UTCIt's not big enough for insertion, you'll have to deal with getting your hole sprayed
Xenos Nassar
2020-04-09 03:14:42 +0000 UTCI j/o'd to that dolphin erotica 🐬
Xenos Nassar
2020-04-09 03:13:07 +0000 UTCNo problem, Scott!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2020-04-09 02:09:48 +0000 UTCWeek off work, was supposed to get married last Saturday but Scottish Gov saying something about a quarantine? 😉🏴. Glad to be up for some fresh content , sans the time difference! Thanks to you three for keeping up the spirits , cheers Taylor for the upload 🤘
Scotty B
2020-04-09 01:55:30 +0000 UTCSomeone pick a country we can all immigrate to to get us out of this hellhole
Nodnarb
2020-04-09 01:54:16 +0000 UTCThanks for the quick upload, Taylor !
Scotty B
2020-04-09 01:42:44 +0000 UTCLil shroom goes a looong way
Bo Prince
2020-04-09 01:13:16 +0000 UTC😷😷Quarantine..💩 Poooooop 💩 😷😷
Poop Poop
2020-04-09 01:11:33 +0000 UTCWhen you are tripping balls watch yo gabba gabba.
wootdascoot6
2020-04-09 01:08:14 +0000 UTCThis has been an interesting day
Atticus Omundson
2020-04-09 00:49:15 +0000 UTCFuck 2020
Defund Humanity
2020-04-09 00:38:43 +0000 UTCCum in my big white ass tj
Tinky
2020-04-09 00:34:24 +0000 UTC
