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EARLY AND AD-FREE: The Sicilian Tetraology of Terror of 1693 in 4D | Episode 56

Added 2023-08-07 04:57:39 +0000 UTC

Well, maybe not early exactly, but its been a hell of week. Work was crazy, flooded my basement and office, burning the candle at both ends.

A lot of people say this is a podcast unlike any other. To them I say please enjoy an episode unlike any other. I proudly present a pivotal moment in the history of podcasting. The first ever fully experiential 4D interactive podcast!

On this episode: we will revisit an apocalyptic series of historical events that befell Sicily, Italy all the way back in 1693 – and it’s all natural. What it may lack in rich, historical detail it will more than make up for with the satisfaction of actual participation.

To make the experience feel more four dimensional, here is a short list of items you will need to participate fully:

A wheelbarrow
A clothes dryer
Several pair of shoes
Buckets of dirt, sand or soil – probably a hundred pounds of each
A strong fan
10 lbs of baking soda
8-10 litres of white vinegar
A water bed bladder
probably a hose
definitely a mop
An axe or machete but for the sake of convenience, a large kitchen knife would probably do
One 4x4 or off-road appropriate vehicle
And one set of gloves

I want to thank everyone who submitted their harrowing shrieks and screams for this special event, and I hope you have fun seeing how you all died. One of you was killed as a witch!

P.S. There is an off-chance this episode may result in thousands of dollars in home repairs.