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Conform to Perform

One more story before we switch to monthly billing! I've been sitting on this on this one a bit because it has a similarity to another story I posted this year (you'll see), but it's the one I have done and I don't want you all to endure story starvation, so eat up and I hope you enjoy!

Malachi's roommate Sage needs moolah bad - bad enough to take a job when he'd rather just chill in their room. He seems to really be taking to the new gig, though...and he'd love for Malachi to ...

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Makin' da switch!

Well, this Patreon is all about celebrating change, isn't it? I wanted to let you all know that I am switching from “per creation” to “monthly” billing on Patreon, effective the week of December 1, 2025. This means that every month you will have a consistent price, and it won’t fluctuate based on the number of paid posts that month. (Not that there's been many months that had more than one, but I digress...)

With my Tumblr having been deleted without warning, ...

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Oops

Well, for those of you who don’t know, today is my birthday. I have a story I’m still editing that I wanted to finish and post today, but for obvious reasons, the day got away from me. Very sorry, but as we’re not monthly yet, no money wasted. I’ll see you all in November and hope you have a wonderful Halloween!

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The Mentors

Jenson, Raylan, and Zak are bullies who take special pleasure in taunting one particular student. Their latest detention supervisor - who they've never seen around school before, weird, I'm sure that doesn't mean anything - sees potential in them, but they'll need to make a few changes...

Note: this story is set in a high school but all characters depicted are 18+.

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Upcoming Changes

Well fellas, as they say, the only constant is change. And change is indeed in the works. Both in my personal life - I have changed jobs, for one thing - and here on this Patreon.

For one thing, coming soon, I am planning to switch the membership here to monthly, and to redo the tiers. There are several reasons for this!

  1. It is becoming increasingly clear that Patreon has deprioritized the "per creation" model. Every new feature they launch is only for subscriptions. I wou...

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Hometown Hero

HERE we are! I've teased this story for a while but I just kept picking at it, even as I started on other projects - still I was determined to have it be my next one, because it deserves to be seen. Something about Parker's story got its hooks into me, and I hope it does for you as well. Sometimes the places we don't want to be are the places we need the most.

This is a long, slow-burn one, so you probably won't read it in one sitting. Once you're done, won't you please check b...

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Notes on a Tumblr

One of my patrons kindly notified me that my Tumblr, as of today, is gone. How delightfully stupid that I find out this way instead of from, y'know, Tumblr. But nope, they never emailed me, flagged any of my posts, or communicated with me in any way. Just deleted years worth of shit.

Don't panic about lost stories, I have all of them backed up nice and safe. I have also emailed Tumblr to ask for a reinstatement. Who knows if that will do anything - I'm hoping it does, but we'll...

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Life Streaming

Sometimes stories take months of labor and love. And sometimes...they just pour out of you, and it feels right. This one was the latter. It started with me playing around in MidJourney to conceptualize a sequence I've had in my head for a long time, then I did some spitballing with my buddy Kods, and then I wrote it and...it just flowed. It wasn't intended to be my next story - that one, the one I already previewed, is 50 pages deep and very close to being finished as well -...

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A surprise is coming….

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June Is Passing By All Over

My darlings, I'm sorry, I failed you. Well, sort of. I really wanted to get the next story out this month, and I am SO CLOSE, but it is just not quite there yet.

That's the bad news. The good news is that it really is almost done; I am writing the penultimate scene and am on - sigh - page 49. (This was meant to be a nice, contained piece. I never learn).

You'll definitely be getting this fella in the next few days. I'm not going to be stupid and say there will be two Jul...

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Soon in June

While I don't have a story to post yet, I am now 31 (!!) pages into the next one - closer to the end than the beginning - so I am comfortable posting a preview for you all. I guess my writer's block is well and truly done!

You probably won't be able to guess where this story goes based off of this, but it's fun to try, isn't it?

Muscle Daddies will find a longer preview in their inbox :)

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“God, it’s a cliche.”

Parker slamm...

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Small billing update

Well, this is nice! I posted a while ago about an eventual switch to subscription billing, not because I wanted to but because Patreon was going to force it. As evidenced above, that requirement has gone away, at least for the time being.

Because of the depressingly large amount of people who think they're entitled to free shit, I'm still thinking about a possible switch to a monthly plan, but I don't know what that would look like yet and it's nice that I can think about it in my own ...

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The Coronation Illustration

Now that a few days have gone by and most of you have read Coronation, I feel more comfortable posting the artwork from it in higher quality, generously commissioned by my friend Ceebrupt and drawn skillfully and beautifully by Morphiria. At this size, you can see all the little details, like the joy in Ace's eyes, or the tattoo...

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The Coronation

[royal horns blare] it's HEEEERE!

After months of work, I'm thrilled to give you 'The Coronation' in its entirety - 74 pages! In the first 30 pages, Bryson Dunlap was transformed into Dean Prince, the perfect muscle daddy, and set to work on helping the Prisks - Ben, Martin, and Jacob - discover their true selves. What will they uncover together?

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The Coronation: Part I

Finally! I'm so excited to be posting the first part of this story. I've been working on it for a few months now and have been chomping at the bit to get it to you all, but it simply wasn't time yet. I needed to keep writing it and make sure I had a solid Part II before debuting anything.

Now, with the majority of the entire story done, it's time for you all to meet Bryson, Jacob, Ben, Martin, and most importantly: Dean.

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Playing With Chemicals - the first EVER Aardvark story (2003)

I've spent a lot of time this month readying treats for you all. One of them isn't quite done yet (and it's not a story), but my research for it reminded me that years ago, I removed my first ever story from circulation. There is a reason for that: I was 14 years old when I wrote it and it's terrible. It is very, very bad. But - given the length of my stuff nowadays - it is also hilariously short, and in the spirit of celebrating all of who we are, I'm going to post it here with no s...

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Checking in with...

I loved reading everyone's suggestions on my last post! It got my wheels turning and I decided I'd go with the first character that I got a clear idea for. This was a super fun exercise for me and one I hope to do again. At the very least, coming out of writer's block, it was a GREAT way to blow the dust off and get everything cranking once more.

So...which character are we checking in with after a few years? Click below to find out!

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"Whatever happened to that guy?"

Ever wondered that? Is there an "Aard-man" who you'd like an update on?

EDIT: ENTRIES CLOSED! 

I have so many stories with so many characters (which is never clearer than when I'm trying to find a name I haven't used yet...) As a way of kicking off the year, I had a thought: what about revisiting one of them for just a moment? 

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Endless Semester

Santa came ;)

It's Christmas, and I wanted to get you all a present - and as everyone knows, you shouldn't pay for your own presents! So, from me to you, a story I commissioned from my friend Pappy Wolf.

It...has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas, but I hope you can forgive that. The plot is one I've had for a while and I think Pappy did it justice: two slackers need to get better grades, and what better way than using a bit of magic? But as they quickly learn, magic can be ...

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An apology, and an update

My friends!

It is no secret that I have been dealing with a bad bout of writer's block - you only have to look through the recent post history here to see it! As frustrating as it has been to me, I know it has also been frustrating to you. I'm genuinely humbled by the fact that my subscriber numbers haven't dropped at all despite a dearth of stories as of late - you believe in me, and I do not take that for granted.

I've done a lot of reflecting as to why I've locked up so severel...

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Upcoming Patreon Changes

You might have already heard that Patreon is, in essence, doing away with its "per creation" billing model. Unfortunately, this seems to be the case, and it's due to Apple. Here's part of the email I received about it (it's a little tl;dr, but helpful...skip past the italics if you don't really give a shit):

Apple is requiring that Patreon use their in-app purchasing system and remove all other billing systems from the Patreon iOS app by November 2024. This means ...

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The DILF Club

Ta-daaa! Meet Jackson and his buddies. Don't get too attached to them, though - they're about to become DILFs, and they can't wait. But who's that watching them from upstairs?

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Deconstruction Site

I'm still working on the story I just previewed for you all, but I'm no sadist: I know you need something to sate your hungry little boners.

So, how's this? A new story from my friend Pappy Wolf, a first-glance exclusive for this Patreon entirely for free. I think it might be my favorite commission I've gotten from Pappy yet, and even better, I think all of you will enjoy it. It spans different TF tastes and plays more than a little bit like a thriller, without going down ...

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Coming soon in August

I was hoping to get this one out in July, but it's not quite there - but I have 16 pages done and am in the home stretch. No images this time around, just words. A lot of words. So many words...

Here's a short preview of some of those words for everyone, and my Daddy friends will have a much longer taste in their inboxes.

I know I've had fewer stories this year, and I'm sorry about that, but at least you're only paying for what you get! It's been a busy year ...

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Q&Aardy - June 2024

I gotta do these more often, friends. Is there something you've always wanted to ask me? Either about my stories, or my characters, or just me? I'm an open book (well, mostly) so please feel free!

To kick things off, a random fact about one of my stories: I already had the idea for Upgraded, but wound up setting it in Charlotte because I had a layover there and I really liked it. The rocking chairs mentioned in the story are actually 2024-06-11 01:18:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Who was your favorite?

Now that the world has Glitter and Be Gay in its entirety, I can ask: which TF resonated the most with you?

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Glitter and Be Gay

We did it! Presenting the second half of Glitter and Be Gay, where we find out what happens to the rest of our intrepid crew. You get 63 pages of sexy men and sparkling transformations, what could be better?

Instead of two small attachments, I've put the story together in one big one. I hope that's all right.

As mentioned, after this story, any image stories will come with an image-free option as well!

HAPPY SUMMER, FRIENDS!

-A

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Looking Ahead

Hellooooo my friends,

I am working on the second and final half of Glitter and Be Gay, where you'll find out what happens to our new buddies Yates and Max. It's turning out to be a fun one hehehe.

Feels like I've been in "daddy mode" as of late; not sure why, really, but it seems to be where my ideas have kept ending up! But, it's really important to me to keep variety in my stories, and I know a lot of you subscribe for various other tropes/body types/what have ...

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Glitter and Be Gay (Part I)

An evening of dancing at Bullseye becomes quite transformative for a group of young men.

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Old commission - "Just Wait Til Your Father Gets Home!" - and an update

Hiya fellas, I'm still working away on the next story. It has images, so I'm currently on page...gulp...27 already. I have further to go with it but will get something to you this month. I owe you! Trust me, it's happening!

To tide you over, and as a small thank you, I remembered I commissioned a story years ago - 2016, in fact - that I doubt very many people know about. It's by an author named Verandert, who is active on DeviantArt; almost all of his stories are TG but I asked...

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