I've wanted a baby sibling for Doomsday for a while, and since circumstances are keeping me from getting the next episode out as quickly as I'd like, I'm sharing the unaired pilot episode of Sleep Manuals: A How-To Guide To Sleep. You're going to learn more than you could ever want about various appliances from throughout the history of human invention. At least you'll try, because we're going to cover the complete user guides and instruction manuals, cover to cover, word for word. So, find a calming, special place, rest your head, relax your body, and feel the tension evaporate from your limbs, as we explore the in-depth minutiae of the 1985 Motorola 8000S Portable Cellular Telephone. Full disclosure, I started this project a long time ago, but it is even more boring to record than to listen to. So without further ado, sorry about this - best of luck - back on schedule shortly.