Barnyard Lovin' - by Big McIntosh

It's that time again, everypony! Let's all gather round to hear Big Mac and the Apple family perform one of their legendary barn burners. It's gonna be fun for the whole family! Yeeeehaaaaw! Download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/4qpt770otmcft79/Big_Mac_-_Barnyard_Lovin.mp3 TBBBAP SHIRTS!!: http://tbbbap.storenvy.com/ Become a TBBBAP patron: http://www.patreon.com/TBBBAP Support TBBBAP with a donation: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=A3T7A72ZP3Y7C Inspired by Cats Millionaire - The Incredibly Expensive One of a Kind Crochet Wool Sweater Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lsWmBVRhyQ Lyrics: WHAT'S UP PONYVILLE YO We got a new beat for ya tonight And it's going out to my girl That's right, the fashionista, who lost her only sister to all this forbidden fruit But hey, what can I say? This the Apple family, baby We stealin' fillies, and makin' millies GO (His name is Big Mac) Representing Sweet Apple Acres (Leader of the Apple clan) That's right, ya know, hey Yo Rarity now it seem that your only sister got a dream to live a life of country loving But I'm sure even you must see This flow is atrocious I'm making girlies precocious I am the big man on campus But you should all already know this A-P-P-L-E, that is the life for me And for my crew, we're Apples to the core and to the grave, see I am the first born son, the king of the farm And let the fact that Sweetie wants to live here cause you no alarm You see this land was given to us by God And she visits every season, tasting apples and we always leave her awed So can you really be surprised to find That while we be enchanting her with tasty fruit We snag some fillies on the side Earth Pony life That's right, no strife It's rife, with swag, don't brag But take a cousin as my wife Now you a fine chick, Ra, it's true But sweetie looking for some superior siblings And she found my crew Applebloom Applejack Granny Smith And Big Mac WHAT UP The single most ballinest family anywhere? EEYUP You see the way your sister looking at mine Can't blame the girl for wanting Applejack You know that ass is fine WHAT (His name is Big Mac) Applejack is one sexy pony (Leader of the Apple clan) Way hotter than Rarity. Am I right Sweetie? LMAO (His name is Big Mac) Ooh, she's looking so good (Leader of the Apple clan) The fuck y'all looking at? HEY The time has come to give her up Little miss generosity Cuz Sweetie want that apple ass I guess she ain't into the D I get it fo sho We kindred spirits, you know No matter what we got we just want mo' Check it out From Cheerilee to Fluttershy It's every day I'm fucking dimes From Trixie to Gilda My dick absolve them of they crimes Pick an apple, lift that hay Fuck a new bitch every day But am I happy with that? NAH, IT'S GAY I need a girl who can handle all I'm packing Cuz Big Mac is double stacking Special sauce with twice the meat Yeah, it's hard to find a chick Who can handle all the dick Of a man whose junk be hanging From his waist down to his feet HOOVES Amount of swagger To the heart is like a dagger In each and every girl who knows That she ain't got what I need Nah, only one can take My thirty-inch attack And she's right here in the family That's right I'M FUCKING APPLEJACK (He's fucking Applejack) No otgher girls like her (Hottest bitch in the Apple clan) What are you, the sex police? Fuck you. (He's fucking Applejack) Ooh, I'm talking full-blown intercourse (Hottest bitch in the Apple clan) Ha ha ha ha, wincest, am I right? Yo, let me be real with you That girl is one of the few That when I'm giving tongue up in that ass It takes up my whole view And when she giving me head Nothing needs to be said I am bled, she is fed She make my vision go red Delicious It's vicious What she do to me And every day I wreck that chick so hard She look like World War Three Wuzzat? You saying it's a sin unto God? You mean that one that got fucked up By that old Chrysalis broad? I think she cool with it Cuz that bitch love the whole Apple squad Like when we double-teaming AJ We get that girl yelling OH LAWD Sometimes I wanna dress her up Before I pump her Dinner, dancing, fill that glass Sipping Hennessey, high class Sometimes I wanna pound her Face down in the grass Tie her up and call the boys to run a train on that ass Could all this loving be wrong? Maybe But I've been fucking family members Since I was a baby If fucking AJ's wrong Then I will never be right You look up incest in the dictionary Might Say LOVE (He's fucking Applejack) I'm a fucking romantic, BITCH (Hottest bitch in the Apple clan) Jamie Lannister up in here (He's fucking Applejack) Ooh, I'm gonna fuck her backstage (Hottest bitch in the Apple clan) And when we get home, Gonna lock her in her cage. Credits: Just us, son. And Cats Millionaire. That's a cool song, yo.