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I have had it with manufacturers making product sizes smaller, like ice cream has gone from a 2 quart size to 1.5 quarts at the same price because Bryers thought in the early 80’s no one was going to pay more than $3 USD for 2 quarts of ice cream. Wtf are they going to do when they get to the 1 pint size? Pet food is another good example, used to buy dog food at 20 lbs, now it’s like 16 or 14 lbs at the same cost just less product. Knock it off already I’ve fuckin had it!!

Rick ise

I've had it with the misogyny that exists in our world as a whole. Women deserve to be treated well. Period.

Ashley Woodruff

I've had it with you two not knowing y'all are invited to the bar b Que. You have a seat at the fucking picnic table and for that matter you are hereby invited to the family reunion with the official grift t-shirt with your name on the back included.

Andrea Walker

I’ve had it with people that know they drink too much and feel the need to make excuses to me because I’m sober. Like, girl I’m not better than you, I just came to accept the fact that Pinot (whether Grigio or Noir) only makes things worse. If you think moderation is half a box of Franzia on weeknights, swing for the fences!

Jana Ross

I've had it with Mango Mussolini and his entire cabinet of misfit toys. The most qualified person Danger Yam has hired is Stormy Daniels

Erin Corry

I’ve had it with my fucking boomer asshole boss. I’ve grown revenue 212% over the last three years at my company. I proposed a restructure in my last strategy, giving myself a promotion and hiring a junior manager to help me. It was approved by the board. THEN this motherfucker tells me that actually he thinks I’m TOO YOUNG for the job and hires someone else, effectively demoting me to a junior. And now I can’t even leave because I’m now pregnant - because I’m actually a whole ass married homeowner in my 30s who was more than qualified for a promotion, he just doesn’t respect me. So fuck him and fuck the patriarchy in general. I’ve had it.

Poppy Holla

Ok I don’t have kids and live in New York City so these social media people don’t pop up in my algorithm either (I’m also not on TikTok), but my friends who have kids share some of this nonsense with me so we can laugh at it. I’m with Jessica in that it seems like there’s a lot of fuckery going on in the suburbs!

Chrissy S

I say this too. Like, I want to be wanted. I want to be invoted. But I also don't want to go and I want you to be ok with that

Erin Corry

GREAT ONE! Same for delivery and I always have to do two trips from the front of my apt to my kitchen because there are so.many.bags

Lucy

I’ve had it with ā€œfrom out of state driversā€. I live in the 9th circle of hell (also know as Florida). It sucks a dick. And this is only exacerbated by drivers who venture down south for shits and giggles and don’t know where on God’s green earth they’re going. This is a double edged sword since I’m in the service industry and negligent / unaware tourism quite literally pays my bills. But nonetheless fuck them and fuck their vacations. I hate all of em

Aggravated Waitress

I feel this to my core.

Sumer

I have a new one. I've had it with grocery pick ups. Why when I order 25 items do I have 27 bags? Why are you double bagging my single can of soup? Why? So wasteful!

Erin Corry

Being so unlucky to live in the absolute dumbest timeline

CathCathCath

Wow is this a thing??? Thanks I hate it!!!

Jordan (Lemonna)

I work in research for USDA, so I totally get it. We’re so fucked 😭

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Reply with ā€œmy immediate why is money. I come to work. I do my job. I go home. I get paid. I would not be here if you didn’t pay me.ā€

Jarrett With The Rock Hard

Honestly, this is some Latinos do right. Those closest to their roots don’t change their last name.

Jarrett With The Rock Hard

I’ve also had it with people speaking out about indirect expense rate with literally no understanding of what it is and why it’s necessary.

Jarrett With The Rock Hard

I’m so sorry. I work in research admin and these past few weeks have been crazy!!! I’m extremely lucky that the state agency I work for is super chill but still. Not fun.

Jarrett With The Rock Hard

Ok what is mom tok or insta mom? Because I literally only see gay THOTs on my timeline. I’m not complaining. My sisters show me their timelines and I’m like ā€œgirl, you gotta just follow hot men and stop following your friends. You’ll feel better.ā€

Jarrett With The Rock Hard

On turn signals: using them on the freeways in DFW is like giving the enemy the battle plans. It sucks that using them in traffic means people won’t let you over.

Jarrett With The Rock Hard

I completely forgot to mention this in my original posting, but I received this unsolicited baby bragging bullshit via a Valentine’s holiday card update. As in, those holiday cards people may send you once a year at Christmas/end of the year as an update on how the family is doing. First of all, who the hell sends this on Valentine’s Day, aka the poster child for corporate American capitalism: the holiday? Don’t you have anything better to be doing Sharon, like fucking your husband instead of mass snail mailing a letter no one asked for on a made up holiday? And second of all, I already heard from you on Christmas in your annual holiday letter update. What the fuck could have happened in the two months since then that you absolutely needed to update me on? I’ll tell you what: absolutely nothing. God, I have had it!

Jordan (Lemonna)

I've fucking had it with wooden cutting boards. Who knew owning a wooden cutting board would require so much maintenance? So, I just bought I new cutting board and I washed it for the first time so it will be ready to use when I need it right? Well, after washing it there were little wood splinters covering the whole thing. So I went to Google to see why. And apparently you need to put mineral oil on wooden cutting boards. AND if it's splintering like mine is you also have to sand it... I'm a 22 year old working part time. How am I supposed to afford this? (I know it will only be like $15 bucks to buy the sand paper and oil.) On top of spending $9 on this cheap ass cutting board. But I'm just a girl and I am so petty that I'm thinking of just fucking returning it so I don't have to deal with it. I didn't want micoplastics in my food anymore. But I don't want splinters either. My body is already used to eating micoplastics anyway, so maybe I'll just keep using my plastic cutting boards. Plus they can go in the dishwasher!

Jaqueline

There is so very much I've had it with, I should be a third host. People who don't use turn signals, people who don't follow the flow of traffic and then flip me off for passing them, all of MAGA and everything they think and believe, the weather in Illinois, people who aren't held accountable to anything and the people who should hold them and don't. For real, I need a whole episode to vent. Love you ladies and am so glad I found you.

Erin Corry

I have just had it in general. I’m over it all, take me now I’m done!

Stacie

I’m too old to figure out how to comment. I tried on Google, then Apple, and now I’m here. šŸ¤¦šŸ½ You probably won’t see this. But I just wanted to say I’m so happy this podcast exists. If you’re ever free, please come to Utah. I need meemaw to be my meemaw.

Mike Aguilar

I’ve had it with people at work, skirting the system and trying to work from home and not coming into the office and I’ve had it with no accountability around this topic

Desi D.

Not really and I’ve had it, more a shower thought. We had Bennifer, Brangelina,… What is Donald Trump and Elon Musk’s couples’ name? Is it Trusk? Mumps? I think mumps is good, should appeal to the anti-vaxxers. Love you!

Lauren

Amazing addition, no notes. Nobody cares about your kid but you! And that’s fine!

Jordan (Lemonna)

People invited to dinner at my place know the rule: last one here does the dishes. Unfortunately sometimes that brings EARLY guests lol

Joyce

You're too kind babe. If you're an hour late, I'm definitely already regretting inviting people over and would probably turn my phone off and lock my door 🤣🤣

Robbie Kenn James

I’ve had it with all of these MAGA folk calling themselves ā€œfree thinkersā€ when they all think the exact fucking same. They love raw milk and sexism & they hate vaccines and gay people. You’re not free thinkers.

Ellie

I've had it with shopping online and searching for a very specific item and getting 10,000 items in the search results that are NOT that item at all. Looking at you Amazon!

JD_aloha

Omg THIS!! Same goes for parents who constantly Tweet (back when I was on Twitter before it became Musk’s toxic playground) all the ā€œprofoundā€ and hilarious things their 3-year-old supposedly said. 1) No one believes your kid actually said that, and 2) Keep it to yourself and your family group chat - no one else cares! I’VE HAD IT!!

Chrissy S

Absolutely!! Daycare costs are disgusting to begin with

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

THIS!!! And Devon no one wants to hear your old 40 something ass freestyle or hear your beats! Sir you have TPS reports due šŸ˜’

Adrienne Rolls

THIS!!! These dumbass kids need ALL the school 🤬. I’ll add my addendum…I’ve HAD it with still paying almost $500/ wk for daycare when the center was closed 2, 3, hell even 1 day. Bytch I want a refund and this crotch goblin is gonna be up my ass 24/7 😤

Adrienne Rolls

I have fucking had it with people bragging about their baby’s ā€œsuperior intellectā€ or ā€œadvanced emotional intelligenceā€ or whatever equivalent bullshit. As if this kid is on their way to winning a Nobel prize or solving world hunger. Your baby isn’t superior or advanced, Sharon. Your baby is 6 months old, he can’t do math, and he shits in a diaper just like our felon in chief so it’s not exactly a marker of greatness, shut the fuck up. I’m not without any sympathy, since I have a 4 month old of my own and of course I personally think he’s awesome. But I also don’t feel the need to project grandiose, wish-fulfillment lies onto a tiny baby to cover up my own insecurities and shortcomings because I’m not a psycho pick-me fishing for compliments and the envy of my neighbors. I love my baby but he is currently an unintelligent, incoherent, adorable little bag of poop and that’s about par for the course for the foreseeable future. I’ve had it with these pick-me parents and family members trying to compensate! Love y’all so much, Jordan

Jordan (Lemonna)

Henry Ford

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

I always tell people an hour later for this exact reason. I tell them 5pm knowing they’re gonna show up at 6.

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

It’s the pinnacle of selfish behavior. I sometimes fantasize about driving a beater and pushing them off the road.

James Gregory

I love to cook and have friends over for dinner. So I have had it when I tell someone a time to come over and they show up an hour late. Like bitch?? Now the food is cold, I already ate, and you’re annoying. Go pick up McDonald’s and send your ass home.

Blake

Re-motherfuckin-tweet !!! Preach!

Hannah Apple

I love Blessica and Memaw to the moon and back but I’ve fucking had it with them deciding they would never run for political office they are so spot on with a lot of things and every time they make a good point on IHIP, I’m like ā€œfuck, I wish they would run for officeā€ I mean could u imagine a President Blessica Welch and Vice President Meat Curtains Memaw Pumps Princess Diana Angie Sullivan?? Also, how Josh Welch would relish in being First Gentleman. Imagine the outfits

Kara Smith

I’ve had it with 40 hour work weeks. Who came up with this—my enemies?

Becca Louise šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

I’ve had it with friends wanting to hang out with me. I just want you to know that I like you and know that you like me without needing to hang out. Look I have a couch to sit on. A book I want to read. A partner I want to be with. A family I want to see often and there just is no time to go ā€œget coffeeā€. I want you to want to see me but have no expectation for me to actually hang out with you.

Jase

Not quite~ I work in the entertainment industry.

Brooke

I've had it with MAGA in a trump America if he gets to rename things, we should too. So I'm renaming MAGA to represent our America, MEMAW AND GAYS ASSEMBLE

Rheanna

I’ve had it with unsolicited iPhone notifications. Let me give you an example. I don’t need 5 notifications and deals from DoorDash and Uber eats a day. You’d think the simple solution would be ā€œjust turn them off,ā€ but it’s not quite that easy. If I turned off those delicious food delivery app notifications, I’d never know when the food my fat ass ordered is nearing my doorstep. And the notifications always come up when I’m in the middle of something. It’s harassment and it needs to stop!

Bill Gentilesco

When people ask you: where do you work? So you tell them and then the fuckery begins: I don’t want to know your recent experience at my workplace, I don’t want your advice on how to run the business I work for from a full time mum and I’m not going to give you my discount because you already pissed me off with the first two! I’ve had it! I just want to pick my kid up from school and spend this little time I have in a day not thinking about work unless there is an emergency. Shit chats with random parents waiting outside school to pick up kids - I’ve had it with that as well! I could just not tell people where I work but I refuse to, I’m going to have to fight this and call it out as it happens! Had it.

Maya Whitehead

I’ve had it with the arrogance of ignorance. It’s why we are where we are now. Be curious. Ask questions. No, instead, let’s gut education. Fuck progress.

Sara M

MAGA. Who voted for cheaper gas/eggs annnnnd here we are

Marissa

Yard sales or leaving furniture out in your yard with a ā€œfree stuffā€ sign. No one wants your old couch covered in STDs. It’s giving MAGA. Neighbors hate you and you’re trashy.

Lucy

What I’ve had it with is when people I go out to dinner with don’t allow the rest of the people at the table to eat their food until 20 photos of people’s food have been taken. It’s always ā€œlet’s take a picture of the cute brunch tableā€ instead of ā€œthis girl looks hung over. Let her take a bite of her damn bagel.ā€

Lauren B.

I have fucking had it that twice now, I’ve been listening to ā€œI’ve Had Itā€ on my way to work, and suddenly, Spotify starts blaring Joe Fucking Rogan. I have never so much as searched his name, and Spotify decided that he was more important for me to hear.

celina

I've had it with impatient drivers. How is beeping in dead stopped traffic doing anything to solve the issue?! All you have done is add a loud, obnoxious noise, to an already annoying situation. You think the rest of us also stuck in the same traffic aren't frustrated? While I will admit, I am not the best at controlling my own emotions in many other scenarios. I at least have the slightest bit of self control to stop myself from an unnecessary outburst in traffic like beeping at someone to move when there is NO WHERE TO GO. None of us want to be stuck here dipshit. Your outburst signals to the rest of us that your an asshole and an impatient child meaning most likely you're a Trumper. Now, this was an issue before Trump but it seems to have gotten so much worse lately. I hate it here in Trump's America. Also forgive me if my punctuation sucks.. I didn't pay that close attention in school. Anyway, love you ladies!

Amanda

Is the quality of your mic that low???

Grayson Hester

I’ll take it a step more. I’ve had it with people who talk straight to camera. That’s called the news. I want creativity in my social media. I don’t want a fake news broadcaster. Do skit. Tell a joke. But don’t just talk straight to camera.

Jarrett With The Rock Hard

So sorry you’re having a rough stretch. I can’t relate right now but please know you are valued here.

Joyce

I've had it with gentle parenting in healthcare. No your toddler can't consent to treatment in my clinic so stop wasting my time asking them if they would like me to examine them. You're the parent. You sign the consent. I have other patients waiting. I can't sit here for 30 minutes while the child that chose you decides if they want to cooperate or not. This needs to be added to the toddler safety protocol. They aren't allowed to make medical decisions.

krazywheels

When i make the poor decision to go to Walmart, the employees that push around the big blue carts for pickup orders are rude, they block aisles, they cut you off, and god forbid you ask them to help you find something… they act like they are MTG and you just called it the Gulf of Mexico. Hateful, spiteful, entitled blue cart pushers, HAD IT.

Lauren

I’ve had it with the politics of Pickleball for example: No I can’t play with them. I don’t like them. No, you can’t play together because you’ll beat us. No don’t smash it. It isn’t tennis. No don’t spin it. It’s not squash. It’s like high school and having to have subgroups within groups, so we don’t offend people. Don’t even get me started on our countries politics we are about to enter a Trumpesque era if the opposition is voted in which is highly likely with the exact same racism, sexism, misogyny and Idiocracy the Aussie caller the other day was spot on. I work in the industry where he’s implementing the tariffs and let’s just say he needs us a lot more than we need him!

Erin Elphick

I love a petty bitch with second thoughts!!

Jacqueline O'Shaughnessy

I have HAD IT with people who feel the need to put Donald Trump decals on the windows of their pick up trucks, like Donald Trump would give a fuck about them enough to actually ride shot gun in their vehicle. Fucking TWAATS !!

Nicole

I have also HAD IT with TikTok creators who stitch a video just to point, nod, and wag their finger like they’re delivering divine wisdom—when in reality, they’re just blocking the fucking content we actually came to see. No one gives a shit about your exaggerated facial reactions or your desperate attempt to hijack someone else’s story with interpretive mime. Unless you have something meaningful to add, fuck the hell off. I have HAD IT with the social media bitches who can’t do stitches.

Lee

Yes Tina! It’s a deal breaker for me in any kind of relationship. Cannot fucking stand it

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

I’ve absolutely HAD IT with cookies. Not the delicious, life-affirming kind—no, the ones our computers freebase off of every time we click on literally anything. Nothing makes my blood fucking boil faster than not being able to access a website without tiptoeing through a digital minefield of directions and hunting for the ā€˜Reject All’ button—only to be met with an insane switchboard of toggle-on, toggle-off bullshit, dodging 300 vulturous vendors while corporate crackheads and nefarious nobheads circle like scavengers, desperate to nibble away at my fucking data. I HAVE HAD IT. Just let me read the damn webpage without sacrificing my fucking data like a helpless lamb at the altar of Big Tech. Sort your shit out, web designers. Had the fuck IT.

Lee

Also probably stating the obvious but I've had it with hypocrisy in government. I'm tired of the US going completely down the tubes and owned by a group of tech bro oligarchs and it feels like no one is doing anything. Not to mention I've had it with "DOGE" and all the people saying "YASSSS Elon, find that corruption and waste!! I love it!" he hasn't done shit except for get in the way and shut things down illegally. They have 0 evidence of corruption and fraud and waste. And even if they DID there's literally no oversight ensuring that Elon doesn't just go after things that make him more money or punish his and DT's "enemies" and not waste from the Right and that benefit him or his friends

Christina Woog

I’ve had it with being alive. Being human with all its pain and heartache and suffering fucking sucks. I’ve had it with depression and feeling like I’ve made peace with sitting at rock bottom only to have the floor go out from under me again. Thank you ladies for being one of my tiny sources of joy and laughter.

Kristie 🌈

I've had it with insurance not covering medications. Also totally had it with being apparently the only person that GLP-1s don't work for, despite totally crushing my diet on top of it. People in the group I'm in lose like 40-50 lbs in the time it's taken me to lose 10 and that's with diet and exercise. And they started out skinnier than me! Totally bogus

Christina Woog

When an electronic of ANY kind (phone, computer, iPad etc.) stops functioning for whatever reason, and whoever you tell just says ā€œhave you tried restarting itā€?

No caller ID

I've fucking had it with people on social media getting butt hurt when you critique their post(s). Here's an idea - if you can't handle constructive criticism then maybe you should stop being an attention whore and get off social media.

Marlynne K

lol, I was about to post how I’ve had it with MYself for being a petty bitch over others’ neediness. Then my phone rang and I had second thoughts… (see my post).

Joyce

oh god why is everyone on TT whispering??? I can't stand it. Like... are you embarrassed to be doing your little voice-over? Are you trying to hide it from someone? Is it just for ASMR ??(makes my skin crawl)

Christina Woog

What’s next? Rubella? What was the fucking point of getting a shot in the nurses office at school!? Fucking idiots.

Luke Swinehart

MEASLES

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Almond milk is the biggest alt milk grift. Sure let’s use and grow almonds in drought stricken CA so that you can buy a carton of water, emulsifiers, and 3 almonds. šŸ’€ HAD IT

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

I’ve had it with the renaming of things that already have a name. Red, white and blue land? My 3 year old niece just got a cat and named her Xena Baby Dress. I trust her wholeheartedly to do better than that. Also, can he and his goons rename the crap he already owns? I mean how do you have more than one property named ā€œthe trump towerā€? This is the same man that is worried about the ā€œartā€ we consume? It’s the lack of originality for me and I’ve had it

Andrew McQuigg šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

I've listened to every episode. Of course, I've had it with everything and I still do every other thing. Most of all I've had it with myself. Remember the Kyle Bunting episode? Well, the chick at the bar who ordered the food and just left? Welp, I'm jealous! Why haven't I ever played this game? Listen and judge, I don't care.

Jacqueline O'Shaughnessy

THANK YOU!!! I wish they would just say what they are frothing at the mouth to say: I don’t want to see black people in any media.

Ali Escobar

I’ve had it with my landline ringing. Only 1 person on the planet calls that line (my mother in law)

Joyce

Fucking SAME. My dog attracts all walks of life, but we are NOT stopping because you think he’s cute.

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

There’s an intersection in my town where people insist on turning left when there is traffic and no left turn lane and I want to drive a screwdriver through their tires. I hate the entitlement.

Luke Swinehart

And heaven forbid they start tapping on things with 10-inch nails in a facile attempt at ASMR

Grayson Hester

I’ve fucking had it with that too AND the breathy whisper they do! I love getting recipes off of Instagram, but I usually have to mute them because I cannot stand their voice

Janine

This speaks to every fiber in my soul.

Luke Swinehart

H A D. I T. with people who merge at the last possible second in a construction zone. There are signs for 2+ miles WARNING you that the right lane is ending. It even reminds you every half mile that the RIGHT LANE IS ENDING. I have already done my due diligence and moved myself out of the right lane well in advance to it ending. Then, at the last fucking second, you’ve got some asshole who is barreling down the right lane, about to hit the orange cones, turning signal on, cutting you off at 60+ mph. Like ???? What’s the issue? Can you not read the signs?? It is not MY emergency that you have poor planning. I’ve had it up to my eyeballs with the incompetence of drivers.

Kyle

Had it with people who don’t know how to use a stop sign. If I stop before you, it’s my turn to go before you!!!!

Haley Brown

Omg YES! And I’ve HAD IT with monograms in general, I think they are so cheesy. It’s something these basic people think makes them look ā€œclassyā€ or something, but they always choose an obnoxious font that misses the mark.

Chrissy S

Like how is it soooo many of them too??

Mady Alexander

Dog always sits under grandma’s chair at the dinner table.

Lucy

Thank you for pointing out misusing ā€œworseā€!! Do these people literally not know ā€œworstā€ is a word?

Chrissy S

It starts way before the wedding with the monogrammed linens on the registry.

Lucy

How do people see this and think...yes I must talk to her. HAD IT.

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

It costs LESS for people to telework that’s DOGE 101

Lucy

100000000%. Fuck him

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

HAD IT with these annoying wannabe momfluencers who call their toddler daughters ā€œmy little broke bestieā€ on social media. Bitch get some actual friends your own age and stop ridiculing your 3-year-old for not having a full-time job and a 401K, they didn’t ask to be plastered all over Beyoncé’s internet with your tired ā€œjokesā€!!! BEGGING y’all to come up with a single original thought instead of relying on cringey social media trends as a substitute for a sense of humor. And guess what? 10 times out of 10 they are wearing a pearl bedazzled top knot headband and carrying a Stanley Cup.

Chrissy S

Love you too MichellešŸ’™

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Agree with this entire statement. However, stanley cup sounds like a fantastic gift. Jennifer would love it

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

I have ABSOLUTELY HAD IT with going to my favorite local Mexican restaurant and asking to sit in the bar area (because I don’t want to be around children) and then they sit a family with children in the bar!

Rachel Isaacson

šŸ’š you

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

I was thinking New York when I posted it!

Ellie Q

This happens in New York all the time too and I’VE HAD IT!!

Chrissy S

I am too and I second the SOS. I beg the other cult members to contact their representatives to help us get support

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Ok it’s 2025 - I’ve had it with ā€œbusiness daysā€ for shipping. 2-3 days means 2 days if you are in civilization and 3 if you’re in a rural area. Saturdays Sundays and Holidays count. I am not paying extra ordering something Wednesday and getting it the following Tuesday.

Lucy

It’s like toilet paper during the covid lockdown

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Cost savings diva. Had it.

mess_this_blessica

I've fucking beyond had it with influencer speak -- that noncommittal, annoyingly probing cadence they all adopt that makes every sentence sound like a question? And frequently employs the same phrases that every other fucking influencer uses? Like run, don't walk; oh my god, you guys, you "HAVE TO" try -- no, the only thing I HAVE to do is mute you expeditiously, because you are a copy/paste automaton of techno-fascist groupspeak, one who I know is not influencing others because of how totally you yourself have been influenced. Had it, donezo, CTRL+ALT+DELETE

Grayson Hester

I’ve had it with never being able to fully enjoy a cup of coffee that I have lovingly crafted for myself. so that I can enjoy it in peace and quiet. It always seems like the moment I finish making it, somebody or something requires my attention, pulling me away from it, changing both the temperature and structure of the coffee and ritual by the time I return to it. It’s almost as if the universe were conspiring to fuck up that 20 minutes of me-time. And it doesn’t matter if it’s 5:30am or 1:30pm… Without fail, someone is hell bent on barging into my ā€œmomentā€. And I sometimes fantasize about renting a small anonymous space somewhere with only an elaborate brewing system in it, resembling Walter White’s lab from Breaking Bad, and an Eames lounger facing a gigantic projected image of a forest so that no one can find me for those few minutes I need to reflect and fill my veins with the caffeine I require to be the person everyone needs to show up for the rest of the time that no one seems to need me for anything. I mean jeeeeeez…just give me 20 goddamn minutes…is that too much to ask to ask? My ā€œlet themā€ is clearly not allowing them to fucking ā€œlet meā€. šŸ™Š

James Gregory

I’ve had it with being a government employee. It’s fucked for many reasons right now, but mainly I’ve had it with the removal of teleworking. Instead of teleworking while sick, or to make up for lost time during Dr appointments, I will now be forced to take sick leave and not work. My laptop will stay at work and I will no longer work while on sick leave or annual leave. Watch how much my productivity changes Elon.šŸ–•

JaykwellinšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

I've had it with dumb fucks who don't understand the concept of online reviews. I'm shopping for an online item, go to the reviews and see stupid shit like a 1 ⭐ review because the box came damaged? Yea, that tells me nothing about the product itself and in all likelihood, it was an issue with the courier, not the actual company! Or a 5 ⭐ review with a picture of the product still in it's packaging, "excited to try!" . Here's a thought Susan, maybe first apply and see if that anal bleach cream actually works first before leaving a review šŸ™„

Erik David

I have HAD it with working in an office. I spend an inordinate amount of time around full grown adults who can't rinse out a sink or throw away expired food, and it's killing my braincells one by one. One man I work with is notorious for not washing his hands after using the urinal, and another woman likes to walk around the office(including the bathroom) without shoes! Corporate America is, in my estimation, little more than a petri dish designed to germinate the next big plague, a la COVID, Spanish Influenza and the Black Death. Coupled with the crunchy moms who don't wear deodorant and mushy sandwiches in the fridge that just might be the only holdover left from the Carter administration, I can almost guarantee we'll be ground zero for the next deadly pathogen that sweeps the streets of Jen, Pumps and Kathy's America 🦠🦠🦠

Rose

Do you work for Mass General Brigham in MA?

deb T

Solid points 100%

Mady Alexander

Company re-orgs~ I’ve survived two big ones just since November 2024 and my asshole is clenched at this point. I love my job and the company I work for, but seeing 100+ people get fired never gets easier. The mess that is left in their wake is always so awkward and frustrating. I’ve had it (corporate edition)!

Brooke

I've had with every company run by maga hoarding the wealth for themselves while telling us the company is tight. They want us to work harder and make them more money without giving promised raises and yearly profit sharing bonuses. They then brag how they are donating from this company to help their homeless organization (not funded by the government), which I'm not against,but your own workers are about to be homeless.... You have enough money to do BOTH as you type to FB from your yacht that you will move your company to FL from MI if the state institutes a new law giving employees an hour of sick leave for every 30 hours worked. He evidently does not care about his employees. I get 7 days off a year total.

Susan McNeilly

Side note: white people will complain about not being able to understand what a rapper is saying in a rap song and then turn on Pearl Jam.

Chrissy S

As Blessica points out - a lot of America is lacking true culture or an appreciation for art, so they literally can’t comprehend actual art when it’s right in their faces. Joke’s on them because these are the ignorant white people Kendrick was specifically pointing out in his brilliant performance. The outrage from white people literally proves his point. It’s all *chef’s kiss*

Chrissy S

I have had it with with the plastic thingy that is on containers. For instants a salsa container. You know, you take the lid off, and then there’s the plastic layer, but no way to take it off with your fingers. So you have to get a knife. And it doesn’t come off all in one swoop. It takes like 3 times. And then you are left with salsa all over your fingers and there’s still plastic left on the container. Is there not anyone smart enough in the packaging department to figure this out? Come on!!!

Molly Simonetta

lol people that chew with their mouth open or makes noise when they eat😳😳 I come on uncorked!!

Tina Junes

I’ve had it with women who - 2.5 seconds after saying ā€œI Doā€ - change their last name on all social media accounts to their married last name. It’s like built into their wedding itinerary: 5 pm: ceremony. 5:45: update Instagram name. 6 pm: cocktail hour. If you want to change your last name after you get married, by all means. But I think we should leave at least 3-5 business days because shouldn’t you, idk, enjoy your special day with your spouse and loved ones? Take a few days to bask in the newlywed glow instead of worrying about your ā€œpersonal brandā€? These are the women who make getting engaged and getting married their *entire* personality, and have no other goals in life. And they probably gave each of their 14 bridesmaids a Stanley Cup for their bridal party gift. I’VE HAD IT!!!

Chrissy S

That's pretty much had it with the entire world and how it's crumbling

Stacey Marie Love šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ’œ

That there is content that I'm not allowed to watch unless I pay $100 a month on YouTube to watch you. Very confusing why you have given you exclusive Rights to certain videos that you're making and not putting in them on patreon. I don't think the average person can afford $100 a month. I don't understand and I have had it with everybody charging too much for crap

Stacey Marie Love šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ’œ

Had it with the ā€œfitness influencerā€ era. Just because you lost ten pounds doesn’t suddenly make you a personal trainer or dietitian, so fucking over it. Had it.

Tiara Stevens

Ive had it with every fucking company making donations to republicans. I mean it makes sense considering billionaires get tax cuts, but where the fuck am I supposed to shop anymore?

Jacob Polak-Williams

Iv Had It with parents who constantly lose their children in public places. I don't give a fuck if parents put a lease on the kid or stuff then in the grocery cart. But I'm sick of hearing Linda screaming for their precious Brayen, Kayen, Makenise, Kenley. Then the whole store has to shut down and all the employees have to look for your titty baby. Knowing goddamn well the kid is probably hiding in the middle of the clothes rack because they hate the mom too. Meanwhile I'm just trying to get someone to open the case so I get to the shampoo and listen to my asshole island podcast in peace. Had it!

Adey Abebe

I've HAD IT WITH ELON MUSK

Trey

I’ve had it with people who turn wide, You know, the ones who intentionally swing the car out wide to make a turn, which just gets in my way and slows me down for no reason! I’ve had it!

Meara

I’ve Had It with never having seen Blessica’s curly hair. What gives? There must be photos. I’m thinking 80’s, braces and maybe even headgear. I need this having sported this look back in the day. Don’t make me track down Linda!

deb T

OMG….had it with the way elderly people eat. Each bite is a STRUGGLE and then it’s a lot of open mouth chewing and slopping noises. Not to mention food falling out. Not sure if I’ve seen Memaw eat, but I imagine it’s in this style.

Scott H šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Also I’ve had it with FedEx, UPS, etc. leaving my packages outside of my garage door instead of my front door. My garage door doesn’t fucking work so I have to put shoes on and walk outside to get any packages… and I know that they don’t know that my garage door doesn’t work, but also my car is in my driveway instead of my garage so like use some common sense.

Mady Alexander

People walking down the streets of NYC - not looking where they are walking - eyes glued to their phone. I believe it has caused me to develop early onset tourette’s as my instinct is to shout ā€œlook the FUCK up!ā€ As a true gaytriot, i am being quite the hypocrite as I am typing as I, myself am walking. love you all šŸŒˆāœŒšŸ»

John Brady

People fighting in the store over *checks notes* eggs?! Grown adults pushing and shoving. Calm down, Donna.

Derek E Baird

I’ve had it with people naming their children after themselves and then calling them Junior. No. Noooooo!! Quit being fucking lazy and figure out a name for your baby!

alliebonds

I’ve fucking had it with all the old white people saying shit like ā€œthat was the worse halftime show everā€ or ā€œI couldn’t even understand themā€ whenever a black artist performs at the Super Bowl. First of all babe, it’s ā€œworstā€ not ā€œworse.ā€ Second, you obviously weren’t the target audience so just keep your mouth shut bc know one gives a shit about your opinion.

Mady Alexander

I've had it with administrators in my school trying to placate the teachers when we have any criticism telling teachers to "remember your 'why'". No, bitch. My why is not getting cursed out by an 11 year old, having chairs and desks tipped over, and assholes interrupting me from doing my job. Remember your own why and fuck right the fuck off. šŸ–•

BigNic

Girl these parents will really tell me ā€œcan you search for my kids blue jacketā€ as if 800 other kids don’t have the same damn blue jacket. ATLEAST put your kids name on the inside so they can go look. I can barely find my own let alone your kids cat pee covered coat. I’m busy.

Ainslee

And also google for supporting it

Stephen šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø

Yesss! Just argued with my sister about this

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

Eye roll goddamn city for surw!

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

Best answer šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

I’ve had it with people stopping me WITH EARBUDS IN, sunglasses on and a full speed walking stride, to pet my dog! ā€œIs he friendly?ā€ Bitch, IM NOT! I’ve HAD IT

Ali Escobar

Unnecessary conversation

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

Love your podcasts and your IHIP news breaks. You "too cool for school" ladies have great attitude and wit. What I've had it with are the seemingly permanent smirks on the faces of all the Trump acolytes. From Press Barbie Leavitt to DHS Barbie Noem, to Spy Barbie Gabbard, to the baby Incel Muskrats, et al, there is an unwarranted smugness about them that is smack-worthy. I can't wait until it all comes tumbling down around them so I can watch the Good Guys wipe the snarkiness off their faces! Keep up the good fight ladies. Remember, there are millions of people behind you.

Pat fro Chicago

I always tell my oldest...u left it you ask. Ur responsibility.

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

I called in a voicemail about this but 2 hour delays and snow days. I've had it because they cancel school b4 it's even fucking snowing. Gonna be raising a bunch of titty babies

Michelle Eye Roll Goddamn City

I’ve had it with slow walkers. Walk fast or move out of my way! I don’t have time to wait behind your inconsiderate slow ass šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ™„šŸ¤£

Colby Wayne

When I get notifications from businesses tagging me (and all their other likers online) in some grifting, dumb post. I have unliked them all. The responsibility is probably mine but I blame dumbass djt.

Anne

Okay… I’ve had it with the loud mouth talkers who think it’s normal to have full on Facetime/phone calls on speaker phone in public places. I don’t need to hear how your friend’s neighbor’s kid is doing on my commute home on the bus. This has got to stop. I live in London but I am going to blame this on Trump’s America. Fuck the yak mouths and fuck Trump. Thank you

kathryn

Strangers that talk to me like I’ve know them for 10 years. Like pls this is the damn dollar tree let me get my snacks and leave I don’t wanna hear about how your husband left you and your kids are estranged. There’s probably a reason for that Linda.

amber nicole

People who were screaming about the Covid vaccine being unsafe who have run out to get on ozempic as fast as they can, no questions asked. Like no hate for being on the weight loss drugs, I think they are a literal miracle but CMON YALL WE SEE YOU.

Alana Larmer

I recently had to ask my neighbor for the third time since last summer to help bring in the garbage cans on trash day. If the cans are empty, she will walk right into her unit, so then my husband or I have to do it. When I confronted her this last time, she was like ā€œI’m sorry. I’ll do betterā€ Yeah, you should do better. You should have done better the first fucking time I brought it up. I’ve had it with having to remind grown ass ā€œadultsā€ to do their part. I don’t understand why people, like my neighbor for example, don’t have the maturity and courtesy to say ā€œI should pitch inā€ and just do something because it’s the right thing to do. It is a huge pet peeve of mine. I need to lower my expectations, I guess. šŸ™„

Janine

The gulf of America… eye roll goddamn city… smh šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

Dylan šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT with drivers who let 500 goddamn cars in who are coming off of exit ramps. For fucks sake, the traffic is already hellacious. We know you aren’t a generous person. Stop faking philanthropic acts—you’re just allowing more dip shit drivers onto the freeway, multiplying the amount of asshole licensed individuals like yourself on the road. I blame you for 5pm traffic!

Emily Paige

i’ve had it with people being titty babies about the halftime show like why don’t you just say you’re a trump supporting racist with terrible taste in music and have zero intellect to understand the symbolism and artistry behind it. fucking losersssss

Liv

I’m a fed. I’ve really fucking had it you guys. Send help😭 no seriously this shit is out of hand full stop

Lori

People who order a black coffee and then ask me for cream and sugar after I hand it to them BLACK like they asked

amber nicole

I’ve had it with ā€œkings of tiny kingdomsā€ which is how I describe mediocre men who suppress any idea that risks them being knocked from their sad little throne. No, Tomathy, I don’t want to ā€œcheck thinking offlineā€ with you. That’s a check you haven’t been able to cash for years.

Steph R

STUPID ASS FUCKING AIRFRYERS!! They take a long time to cook shit,it’s been known that they cause cancer, and they can catch on fire. I love my mom and all but every time she wants to put 4 chicken legs in the fucking air fryer for 45 minutes for them to come out still raw It takes everything in me not to be like ā€œFUCK YOU and your FUCKING AIR FRYERā€ I’m a new member of the cult and I wanna tell you ladies I love you and y’all are the only thing keeping me sane rn during Trump’s America.

Logan Rodriguez

White men.

Hannah Apple

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Luke Swinehart

Non MAGAs who still drive Teslas

CathCathCath

Videos from other countries like Japan that say ā€œJapan is living in 2050.ā€ No it freaking isn’t. Every country is living in 2025. Their technology or living conditions might have vastly improved quality over the US experience, but that’s not time travel. It’s an overused and ridiculous expression.

Shane S

divorced fathers in their late 30s who still think their band is going to make it and post their shitty songs on instagram

Suzy Yoder

So many things. Attacks on disability services and people using the R word!!!! People who drink almond milk- bc that shit is nasty Grocery carts with fucked up wheels Grocery carts that lock wheels in the parking lot People who didn’t like the halftime show Glenn youngkin- I live in VA People who rearrange dirty dishes in a dishwasher Car registration- stupid and expensive and I always forget it I could keep going

Katie

I’ve had it with Tuberculosis becoming prevalent again due to these idiot anti-vaxxers.

Luke Swinehart

THIS!!! And these boomers at work who won’t even ATTEMPT to google something before they walk their dumbass over to my desk to ask about it. USE YOUR RESOURCES PEOPLE!!!!

Alana Larmer

Also have had it with baby shower games. The WORST one is the belly measurement game. What the fuck do you mean I should let a bunch of people guess how fat I have gotten in pregnancy?? And I’m supposed to smile and laugh while y’all all make me seem like I’m the circumference of the Apollo 13 rocket.

Ainslee

Had it with people on the pavement (sidewalk) who insist on walking hand in hand and taking up the entire thing. Will you behave your fucking selves.

Ellie Q

I’ve had it with stupid fucking questions. Why is my coworker asking me ā€œwhat’s for lunchā€ when they can CLEARLY see I picked up food from Chipotle!? I’m holding the bag AND cup that displays their logo VERY clearly. Stfu

Austin MajestyšŸ¦…šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ

Very specific UK-based had it (maybe parts of the US), but when people crowd the vestibule on a train when it’s mega busy and there’s space to move down. Just fucking move down! Don’t make me look the cunt for saying ā€œcan you move down the train please.ā€

Ellie Q

Parents asking teachers to search for their kids stuff. Your child is big enough to keep track of their iPad they should be big enough to keep track of their jacket, hat and backpack. I’m not searching the building for your kids stuff.

Ainslee


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