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DANTE, DRAGONS AND THE DEATH TOUCH: LIVE NOW!

https://vimeo.com/1064512951?ts=0&share=copy

password: DIMMAK

Sorry for the delay! As always, let me know if you come across any issues with the video. But like, technical issues only. If your issue is you don't like it, just lie to me. Please god just lie to me.

For some reason the Patreon upload wouldn't work and was just processing for over an hour, so I've just gone with Vimeo for the moment, ill try and upload directly here tomorrow if anyone prefers to just watch here.

Video has flashing images.

Also, at the start of the video I list 2 books and one podcast series as sources with a "link in description" tag, obviously that description only applies to YouTube, but here's the links if you're interested in further Dante lore:

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/60317620-the-deadliest-man-alive

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/954658.When_Corruption_Was_King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIWh9KBvlUY&list=PLePH1As-Cl4g-YoMWncw5xk4th032lHRM

DANTE, DRAGONS AND THE DEATH TOUCH: LIVE NOW!

Comments

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Aktoto1

The Life and Times of Count Juan Raphael Dante is ripe for a Wolf of Wall Street-style biopic. It's got all the right parts; drugs, self-destructive ambition, the mob, extreme violence, crooked lawyers, a fucking bank heist, and a charismatic protagonist that's actually a huge piece of shit.

pentagonblack

An absolutely fantastic video around a topic that no one else could ever cover in such detail and with comedic timing like you can Nap. Just bleed gang and Valentina Shevchenko for supreme woman commander of the universe.

TripleGK

What a masterpiece. I was glued to my chair in a way that would make Steven Seagal jealous. 4/7 Dim Mak's

Rufiou

Dude. Why is he doing this?

Your Buddy

No need, bought the whole thing. Love hearing your stuff, keep it up!

LurkingInTheDistance

It will genuinely never happen. He can only run for president which is an office that holds next to no real power and is mostly ceremonial here. And even to get that, you need the approval from a minimum of 20 ministers, which he will never, ever get

Napoleon

Yep it is indeed lol

Napoleon

Appreciate it, thank you!!

Napoleon

Seriously that’s a big aul Irish head on him

Napoleon

Thank you Denise! 😀

Napoleon

Some guy said Conor McGregor should be prime minister of Ireland. I'm fairly conservative, but what the actual fuuuuuuck.

Your Buddy

whoop whoop, indeed.

Rahan

Just watched it. Good job. Can't wait for the next one.

rdelcante

Yeah he mentions in one of his updates that its *the* Violent J!

Joseph Jackson

Send me a message here and I'll ping it over: https://lcqp.bandcamp.com/

LCQP

This was amazing!! I didn’t think you could ever top your Pride video, but here we are. Keep up the amazing work!

Denise Vasel

Napoleon. Finally watched, absolute masterpiece. Beoke me shite at the phrase "100% pure Mullingar head." To be fair, He did have the look of a pig tickler about him.

TheHairyClevage

Fucking Ashida Kim showing up at the very end to try to forcibly take over Count Dante's legacy is like some Marvel movie mid credits teaser bullshit

Aaron B

„Pablo Armbar“ kicked me hard thanks for the content 😇

Alex Götz

Is the executive producer *the* Violent J?

Rahan

LCQP making a Disco Elysium cover is something I didn t know I needed

LurkingInTheDistance

Just seen the youtube premiere scheduled for 10PM - Gonna wait for that one to watch the video - Thanks again for what I'm sure is another Master Piece - Blessed is the fruit

Luke Mcmahon

I think this is your best one yet and with the limited amount of available information on Dante online I can see this being one of your biggest as well. Top work sir. Your research is commendable. Two typos I spotted. (Not that I care but if no one else has spotted it and it saves you a nasty comment on YT then I'd feel guilty not mentioning them). 9:02 - There are two full stops at the end of the quote. And 1:33:53 - There is a missing apostrophe in "don't". Sorry if they've already been flagged and please don't read that as me thinking this distracts from the job done. It doesn't. Superb work bab. Superb.

Dave Pitt

It’s a remake of one of the tracks from Disco Elysium, 12AM whirling in Rags I believe it’s called

LCQP

Have a safe trip man!

Napoleon

Thank you!!

Napoleon

its one way to ensure you win that dojo war to be fair

Napoleon

i dont know why i found that so funny, but after the first time i did it was just like YES. This video needs more of THIS.

Napoleon

Thank you for an amazing overview of this topic. 🤩 Learning new things about this, with the fascinating point about Dante's place in combat sports evolution! I also apprecaited the important caveat about truth and lies, it must be so hard deciding what to keep in and how to present it. 😄

Richard Bat Brewster

Congrats on another great video man! Always the best work, thanks for what you do!

RandumbDrunk

Fantastic as per usual! Also, as someone who regularly rewatches the Silent Hill 2 E3 trailer (because it slaps so hard) the 'Anyway' clip was really getting a chuckle out of me.

Liam Dixon

Imagine two karate dojo going to war and none of them actually know how to fight properly. So they just use weapons instead.

Cecil the prophet

NB continues to put out some of the funniest, well researched content on the web. Just bleed

Gabriel Haines

One of the best you've done so far, an excellent work of art! Thank you for all the work you put into it.

LyraV

Jesse is a GEM!!!!!!

SerpentineFire

Great timing! I'm flying across the Pacific this weekend and will have tons of time to kill. This will be better than whatever movies they have available on the plane. Downloaded this to my phone and can't wait to watch.

Kyle Williams

I'm sure i will 🔥🔥🔥

Ricky Finn

I called your job for you they said it’s cool 😆

Napoleon

Just glad you enjoyed it man!

Napoleon

Enjoy it buddy!!

Napoleon

this is simply beautiful

noobwoy

thx, and don’t worry abt it! i understand

remblanc

Oh damn really? I’ll try and fix that for the YT release. Please don’t think I removed you on purpose, Patreon just exports a list of patrons who are “active”. I’ll try and sort it out for you 👊

Napoleon

Now this is what I pay for!

Michael Michelsen

Cannot wait to get this on!!!!@! Gonna get a beer and watch it Friday as a special occasion, pants getting tighter i can feel it!

Ricky Finn

absolute kino youve done it again napoleon

Garrison Johnston

Well I guess I’m calling in sick today! JUST BLEEEEEEEED!

Vinyl Horror

bit awkward of me to ask, but i don't see myself in the Executive Producers list in the end. i most likely know why that happened, as i cancelled my patreon membership for a bit due to unforeseen financial circumstances, but it'd be nice if you still included me cos besides that short bit of time i still haven't missed out on a single month since i started supporting the channel.

remblanc

Thank you bucket! 😆

Napoleon

That might actually be my favourite part of the whole thing lol

Napoleon

Great video! It really shows a new level of your work!

ice bucket

This whole thing is phenomenal but the transition from Trias' masturbatory bullshit to Homer's internal monlogue at 1:19 is absolute art.

what's for dinner

Cheers Nik! Nothing can ever top pride sadly

Napoleon

Glad you enjoyed it man!

Napoleon

lol it was intended more as a jab at Jesse Enkamp who is constantly shitting on BJJ

Napoleon

Oh yeah I’d be willing to bet Dux ripped off everything about bloodsport from Dante, I even mentioned it in the video

Napoleon

Let me know if that didn’t work for you

Napoleon

Yeah!

Napoleon

Yeah it’s sad that I had to consider “how much blowback am I gonna get for stating historical facts here” when writing that bit

Napoleon

Yeah you really can see black belt go through the 7 stages of grief until they finally reached acceptance: MMA beats ninja shit

Napoleon

Thank you Jacob! 😀

Napoleon

TKD definitely has some real practical uses but a lot of it is taught in full on woo woo mode alright. Even I was in a woo woo based TKD class in the early 00s too!

Napoleon

Your production quality just get's better and better. I practiced taekwondo as a kid in the mid 2000s and even though I now know a lot of it was bs, I still learned a lot of useful skills that translated to more practical fighting and martial arts. It's amazing to see just how full of esoteric woo everything was back than and how so many people believed in it. Great video as always, easily your best film yet. Can't wait to see what the next project will be, but I hope you take a long break first!

Daniel Bachelor

Maybe it’s a low bar but this kicks the absolute shit out of most documentaries that get released on streaming platforms these days. You’ve got talent, man. Somebody should be paying you more than what I chip in on Patreon.

Jacob B

Update: pasted link into different browser (safari) and works great

Nate

Yeah I Havnt had issues with Vimeo videos on here in the past but on this one it wouldn’t let me view in landscape on my phone and also won’t let me play the video in a sidebar on my iPhone.

Nate

ok wait i just went back and watched your frank dux video and now im wondering if the idea of the kumite came from the death matches dante put on. we know dux was familiar with dante, he would have been 19 in 1975 when it happened which lines up with the date he gave about being recruited into the cia and i mean we know that it’s obviously exaggerated but if you took the death matches name literally combined with how violent they were and how underground this was i could see how you could get the kumite out of it.

Sam Cherry

This was so awesome. I had no idea about the Fall River stint. The part about the 10 year period from 1993-2003ish with BB magazine was on point. It was so interesting reading, along with experiencing that first hand. Being a part of a TMA school and watching it struggle with its identity and lose students bjj and mma clubs was a wild thing. Apparently the BDS fought in some the early mma bouts in New England during the 90’s as well!

Robert Feiner

I’ve been trying it all day. I’ll try to copy and paste

Ashley Santare

So, I'm about 38:15 into the video and...from the bottom of my heart, I am deeply, DEEPLY sorry for what you may experience after this vid goes onto youtube, Mr. Blownapart. It could be a nothingburger, which would be the best case scenario. But...living here...right now...we have some...very vocal and vociferous opposition to stating historical facts in this country at this time. Thank you, and again, I am sorry for potential backlash to this part of the video.

guardcory

Is it not working for you? Maybe try copy and pasting the link into your browser?

Napoleon

Is the song at 2:59 meant to be called E.E.V.E.E?

remblanc

Anyone else having problems with the Vimeo link?

Ashley Santare

Excellent video, might be my favourite one you’ve ever done. The jokes were hitting and the those photos from the death matches are wild.

Sam Cherry

What's the song at 10:02, i always hear variations of it in your videos but don't see a title come up like with other tracks. great stuff as usual Nappy

BiccyThief

An epic story of batshit insanity. Definitely worth the wait.

Ian P

I'm only 2 minutes in and I swear wonderboy has something to say about this

SerpentineFire

Late to the video, but I'm here to absolutely wreck shit

SerpentineFire

Fantastic video mate. Less quippy and more serious than your usual stuff, but this documentary-style format was super interesting.

Dom

What a masterpiece! Might be on par with the Pride Supercut, but with a significantly less rich and fascinating source material.

Nik_W

say it at the next big shareholder meeting!

Napoleon

Well this was goddamn worth the wait. "...had so much of a finger in the ass of reality." Jeebus, bro... I am making it my life's long mission to shoehorn that phrasing into a workplace meeting, HR be damned.

Tim Romanek

👊👊

Napoleon

Cheers Ben! 😀

Napoleon

Glad you enjoyed it Nick!!

Napoleon

Update, I just watched the video and I was completely spellbound. Only snapping out of my trance when you showed the photos of Biscuit at the end. Thanks for that ending segment haha. So many interesting details in this video, which combined with the awesome music and visuals make this a real treat.

KaiserErma

Well…….that was a wild ride

Allan Hutton

10/10 again Nap, brilliant stuff.

Ben

This may be your finest work yet, and I have loved all of your works

Nick Burnette

Another Banger from Napoleon Blownapart!

Mark

Dante-esque in his facial hair, is Biscuit

Napoleon

Thank you, glad you enjoyed it!

Napoleon

Thank you man! It was a little more serious alright, but i think only in the last maybe half hour or so as the story itself got darker!

Napoleon

😂😂

Napoleon

Man im honestly relieved as shit to hear that from a Chicagoan! Was honestly freaking out in case i got it completely wrong somehow!

Napoleon

Amazing work! Feels like you REALLY went all out on this one to make it super polished. Of course, the best part of it was your cat's amazing goatee!

Blaeinger

That was so good. Didn't thought it would get this dark. Also loved the cattle decapitation reference lol

Frederick Doyon

Loved every bit of it. As always your ability to rattle of jokes while also presenting the information is bar none. Loved every little dig at the charlatans. Keep it up

bungus

To be honest, I was hoping we’d get more real MMA videos next, but I LOVED this. As a Chicagoan, sick callout to redlining and segregation in Chicago. Telling the story that needs to be told straight up. I went in like, “Awe, more fake shit.” but came out learning and laughing a lot like always. I should have never doubted you, King Napoleon 👑

Ratdick

Wow, so what mainstream TV company did you hire to create this great documentary? This is amazing quality! Usually I can't get enough of all your quips and puns, which admittedly felt somewhat fewer than your usual artillery barrage, however... Firstly, in a way this was a video about a rather tragic figure, so it was only fitting that your lines where 5% more solemn than usual. But secondly, I might have just subjectively experienced it differently because of how spellbound I was by the story telling! I'm not complaining or asking for a change, I'm telling you that you got me hooked! (As per usual...) I can't imagine how much work and effort must have gone into this feature movie director's cut length piece! This seems so very polished! I only hope that soon enough you will get all the credit (or credits?;) you deserve for the work that you do and as always you leave me curious about what'll be next (besides the lineal title series)! Congrats on completion and release and let me pray to the MMA gods that you don't have to do any extra work for the YouTube release and best wishes that you get lots of views there! BMK

BMK

CONGARTS on a finisehed Porject! Cant' wait to mwatch. Typyfung as fyast as C ican, nto watcgh it sooner.

AU

Good work. I especially like how you didn't sugarcoat the fact that Dante was a terrible person and didn't just go for the Cliffsnotes version of the story like other YouTubers have done. Again Great work as always.

Elder Dog

I'm just glad you got what I was going for, I made this comment early on in the video and almost deleted it when you got the part about Dante being abusive to his girlfriend.

judasdubois

Yeah I’ll try and re-upload to Patreon when I get home from work and hopefully it’ll actually work this time

Napoleon

Thanks Jaska!

Napoleon

Enjoy!

Napoleon

There’s info out there but it’s just hard to come by and also requires hitting up the feds for FOIA requests haha

Napoleon

Thank you dude!

Napoleon

You've outdone yourself this time, Nap. This was fantastic.

3fiddy

LETS GO! before watching it, man, you must've went full investigative journalist mode on this one, cause there doesn't seem to be easily accessible info on this guy.

Lucas de Oliveira

There's my afternoon sorted, hell yeah

LyraV

I have been fairly familiar with Dantes story, yet still I learned something new. Superb stuff once again!

One of these days I will have the constitution to do it.

Vimeo has issues with certain mobile phone operating system, would be great if you had another alternative for those like me who are encountering these issues. Thnx (edit: just noticed the patreon player part of your post, can't wait)

Léandre Brousseau

Argh, probably just a typo. I know the difference between their and they’re but fuck me if I can’t spell it consistently 😂

Napoleon

I definitely prefer vimeo to the patreon player, it means I can download it to watch offline. Looking forward to this one!

apachebleu

Thanks Nap! Now I know what I'm gonna do later today :)

KaiserErma

Great watch while pretending to work I must say

Jett

this distracted me from agonizing kidney stone pain, so genuinely thanks also at about an hour 26 there's a quote that dante et al are on 'thier' way to fuck up the green dragons, don't know if the typo is part of the original source

disk-kun, the mascot for the famicom disk system

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANYWAY

LCQP

😎😎

Napoleon

Hope you enjoy it mate!

Napoleon

Thank you dude! Hope the kid has recovered 😂

Napoleon

Thank you for the support!

Napoleon

I dun goofed

Napoleon

Happy to help lol

Napoleon

Maybe Bruce buffer can call him the pride of Ireland

Napoleon

Replace “write” with “jerk” and sure I did!

Napoleon

And to think that was a last minute addition

Napoleon

Hope you enjoy it!

Napoleon

🤙🤙

Napoleon

Thank you mate!

Napoleon

Cause it was only 7 minutes long and full of wrong information and barely even scratched the surface

Napoleon

May we all be forever in our pre-black album eras 🙏

Napoleon

They’ll be cool with it I’m sure

Napoleon

Brill, i wonder if my workplace will mind if i watch this afternoon.. 🤔

Kenny Anderson

Prime content. I appreciate that you are still in your Pre-Black Album era.

Matt

What made you want to make a full documentary about Dante after already covering him in your first fallible martial arts video?

Blaynero Tycoon

Incredible masterpiece. Thank you for all the quality content and entertainment

Simon

Fuck me dude, what a masterpiece. After seeing it in snippet form for months, you stil had me howling with laughter and tears by the end. I've befriended and looked after many lads similar to Dante so many times over in this life, and the ending fucking Dim Mak'd me more than the entirety of something like Disco Elysium. Anyway, ANYWAY, text you later this afternoon, feel very very proud amigo, you made something really special here:)

LCQP

1:45:27 original title vs "Master of a place called..."

LCQP

Thanks! You legend!

William Jones

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yesssssssssssssssssss. Yesssssssssssssssssssss

Nate

1:26:23 Subtitles: thier/their ANYWAY

LCQP

niiiiice

Ivy Stryker

Oh yes, I'm working today, and now I have something to watch during downtime! Been waiting for this one Napoleon!!! can't wait

DeanKind

Best part: Bisquit. Everything else was just excellent.

Sascha Janev

I cannot wait to see the original cartoon dynamite villain

Garrett Osborne

I'll be the 1st to admit that I'm no Irish tax lawyer, but...did you just find a way to write off your Valentina OF sub?

Dave Cottrell

56:23 Give ol' Isaac his black belt Nap

LCQP

46:55 - I came up with a glorious title and you just discarded it. Shame. SHAME. ANYWAY.

LCQP

🐐

Jacobwrestleswithangels

Finally with Dante the Irish can have someone to be proud of in the martial arts scene.

judasdubois

You absolute bastard, I have so much work that’s not going to get done tomorrow

Hayden Lee Lyon

Looks like I won’t be snatching your birthday…

Makotosh+

24:42, you replaced an exclamation mark with a comma. COME ON! COME ON! ANYWAY.

LCQP

15:45 tites. ANYWAY

LCQP

14:34 Track change or incorrect titles

LCQP

First error - the title for the Isaac nite remix :p

LCQP

Hell yes. Gonna enjoy this one. Thanks as always for all your hard work.

Mr. Grahf

Well done mate, enjoy a fucking good sleep now! <3

LCQP

I just scared my kid when I shouted “YES!” Seeing this🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 My brother Nap! You’re appreciated 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

uptown710

Oh fuck yes! Gonna make my day at work much better tomorrow. Was recycling your old material these last few days.

Frederick Doyon

NAPPY!!!

Max

Hell yeah! Gonna turn on True Blood to entertain my wife so I can watch this on my phone 😂

Daniel

Thank You so much Napoleón!!!!

evodsm3775

This ish just dropped at the end of my shift. Blownapart you’ve done it again, you son of a gun!

Dubz Chekum

This is the good!

Sebastian Bravo

This is exactly what I was hoping for this week! Can’t wait to devour this Nap!

Marshall Dungan

YOOOO! Looking forward to watching it :)

Insane Ape


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