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Time-Out (Completed!)

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(I completed this on my own because i wanted to <3)

It looks like our resident wuff is causing quite a ruckus. If he doesn't cut it out soon, e might have to sit in that slippery flesh room forever!

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Escort Quest Fail (Completed!)

Completed piece for Randal!

Hey, you win some, you lose some! All Aro's gotta do is go aaaaaaaall the way back and start from the beginning where Derry will have respawned! Derry'll respawn, right?

...Right? 

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r/ Roast Me (Sketch Selection for April!)

4'3" crossbreed with an insatiable hunger, inextinguishable anger and an inexorable knack for ending up in cleavage, maws, and bellies. Do your worst!

For this month, give this rammit your best shot. The objective here is to give me a giggle by coming up with a quip that focuses on flaws or turns features on its head to put Derry in their place, as it were! Remember, brevity is the soul of wit!

And with that, let's see what you got!!

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'Cario Down! (Poll Result!)

As it turns out, Lucario has met a very slippery fate, helplessly sliding into the depths of whomever overcame him. But who was it? Who made a snack out of the careless 'Cario?

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Stow Away

Sketch for Bayard!

The best things in life are free! But Bay is not free. Was free! May still be free, but not free.

Wait, if something's free, is then obtained for the price of free, is it still free?

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Cozy

Sketch for Fubar!

You thought Foob had a prey belly? NOPE! It's just Ketters, the li'l hidey drox, always lookin' for a cozy place to stay a while and Fubar's shirt was the perfect place. April fools! GOT 'EM!

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Deep Sleeper

Sketch for Peter Kile!

Sometimes, accidents happen. When your're accustom to reformation, they might happen more often than one realizes!

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Playin' Games

Sketch for Nova!

You really need to have a lot of focus when, not only, playing games, but giving commentary. So much so that you don't realize changes in your surroundings. That's what makes Adar a TRUE gamer!!

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Hangry Issues

Sketch for DarkRaven!

Who knows why Derry got so upset that he had to go and take it out on poor tsun, but he's got issues that he'll have to work out. Why was he upset? Probably because Tsun was much taller and the little angry rammit got jealous.

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Sketch Selection Time!

It was a short (but hilarious) battle and "THE ANCIENT KONG" proves his mettle to claim the Green Paperclip!


1. Bayard.  (Bullseye!)

2. Peter Kyle

3. Dark Raven

4. Nova

5.  Fubar (Giving 'em the tie)


I will be in contact with y'all shortly!

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Unexpected Romp (Poll result!)

Whoever this rammit nomphed up must've hit a nerve so perfectly precise that it triggered an unusual reaction from the poor lil guy.

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Dancing Diving Dog

Sketch for Dreccan!

Cider was feindin' for a decadent buffet. Buuuuuut, he wasn't lookin' where he was going and made this buffet trip quite a bit of a different experience. This incident goes to show you that your shop names and icons should vary drastically lest something similar happens again!

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Creator Eat Creation

Sketch for Bruin!

To the victor goes the spoils... lest the spoils stay in the fridge forever and actually spoil.

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Kong-quest (Sketch Selection Time!)

In the great battle of the Green Paperclip, one champion took the title of "Placeholder".

Which Kong was it?


From left to right:


1. OG Kong
2. Jungle James
3. (Not) Lanky Kong
4. Regal Kong
5. Moldy Kong
6. The Ancient Kong
7. The Gilded Kong
8. Kong of the Rose

Obviously, the ones who correctly guess will get a sketch! But in the case that 5 folks don't guess correctly, the ones closest to selecting the Champion will be...

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Isekai Trash Gurgle

Sketch for Malcoon!

Garbage day... is a very dangerous day.

This was a a file too huge for a single canvas, so there's a second part in there!

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Escort Quest Fail

Sketch for Randal!

Desperate times call for desperate measures, but as everyone knows, the road to  ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ bad endings is paved with good intentions!

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Bully Bun

Completed Piece for Daxon!

Dax, being a project aficionado, was a target of Derry's mean spirited side. With his assignment due in just a few days, Derry must now put in his own efforts to complete his own assignment seeing as his lackey is... no longer available.

Seeing as this was supposed to be uploaded in January, No one will be charged for this piece!

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Pole Dance Squish

Sketch for Kensemi!

Hazel made quite a performance with a little help from Kensemi birb. From the audience reaction, there may be a need for an encore!

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Tired Treat

Completed piece for NOVA!

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This kobold had a little bit too much fun with the gekkobun. So when he's aaaaall tuckered out, what better place for respite is there?

(There's an external, too!)

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Voregins

Completed piece for Kett!

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Is was their first time, and with everything done the first time, precautions are taken. Don't want to have any accidents!

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Wolf Down (Completed!)

Completed piece for Randal!

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Wolves aren't known to be all too greedy. Their gut on the other hand, now that's an entirely different story~!

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Belly Bully (Completed!)

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Completed piece for Bruin!

It's a few months late but I finally got around to it! Now we can observe the Brubru's natural habits as he smooshes n kneads his prey into badger pudge~!

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For the month of December~!

Sorry it's been a little bit, everyone! Been incredibly busy with work as well as with doodles!

Anywho, here's what I wanna do for the month of December.

This month, I'm not gonna hold any polls. INSTEAD what I wanna do, in the spirit of the holiday season I'm giving everyone here  the opportunity to have me color to completion any sketch I've done here! 

Or , maybe you've got a sketch I've done...

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Tired Treat

Sketch for Nova!

Kobolds are a lot of fun to have around! Just gotta be careful cause they don't have too much stamina and will tucker out easy. Nova's solution to this is to store 'em someplace close by!

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Bully Bun

Sketch for Daxon!

When you're in college and you don't want to do final projects, you hire someone. If they don't do them on time, you fire them. Simple as that! Daxon would have been wise to get his priorities in order lest he be another snack for the raging rammit.

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Snekk snakk

Our protagonist seems to have crossed into someone else's story realm where he stumbled into the coils of an unsuspecting (But not disappointed) antagonist.

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Friends for Friends

Sketch for Kensemi!

Ken shows the proper way to introduce friends to one another!

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Woffee Morning

Sketch for Fubar!

Continuation to a piece I did, jeeze, 4 years ago almost where Foob is having a relaxing sit in a jacuzzi, not knowing that it was MR. Laser's morning coffee~!

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Big Gulp

Just because he's Just over 4' tall, doesn't mean he'll let bigger preds get the best of him! Let the tables be turned!

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Soft

Even those lower on the food chain get hungry sometimes. A fella's gotta eat, y'know!

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