Xander and the Remote Part 2

“So, you know that alert you had me set up for Jack getting back?” Genie asked with amusement.

“Yeah?” Xander asked as he worked on making his sandwich.

“You have like ten minutes before he gets here. Do you want me to put your casts back on?”

“Not particularly but I probably should. Actually hold that thought, how well can you fake medical records and tests?”

Genie looked down her nose at Xander. “I’m a genie, I can figure it out.”

“In that case, fake the records so there was a hair on one of them and the other x-ray was switched.”

“Switched with what?” Genie asked with amusement.

“One that shows a sprain?” he asked hopefully, knowing it would be a lot easier to get around on crutches than a wheelchair. 

Genie reached out and accessed the Djinn network on x-ray machines. “Yeah, I can do that, easy.”

“In that case, set things up with the doctor’s office, make sure the hospital calls my house then call Willow from my house and have her call here so that I can cut one of the casts off.”

Genie snapped her fingers and recreated Xander’s cast on his left leg. “I’ll take care of it Master, anything else?”

“The bedroom?” Xander asked hopefully.

“As you wish,” Genie replied with amusement as she used magic to air his room out, make sure everything was clean and all of the bits of the right cast were in the trash. “Finish eating your sandwich, I’ll be hanging around invisible if you need me.”

“Good because I might need you to fake the second x-ray to make it look like my ankle is sprained rather than perfectly healthy.”

“Technically some of the alien stone would probably show up so I’m going to have to fake things either way.”

“Ah, I hadn’t considered that but probably still worth it,” Xander agreed as he went back to making his sandwich.

0o0o0

Buffy blinked as Larry came rushing around the corner and slammed into Willow and ‘bounced’ sort of like he’d hit a statue rather than her hundred pound friend. “Are you okay?”

Larry opened his mouth to complain then looked up at Willow and changed his mind when he saw Buffy next to him. ‘I must have hit Summers.’ He shook his head as grabbed his bag and stood up. “I’m fine. Sorry I ran into you Summers.” He muttered, “Don’t kill me,” under his breath.

Buffy shook her head. “Are you okay, Willow?”

Willow watched Larry ‘run’ away. “That was weird.”

“It’s like he bounced off…” Buffy trailed off as realized that someone might be masquerading as her friend.

“Yeah, that’s probably Xander’s fault,” Willow whispered as she continued walking toward the library.

“How is it Xander’s fault?” Buffy asked as she followed Willow.

“He had a sex powered genie and said something about bone lacing before we got back to having sex,” Willow explained in a whisper as they walked into the mostly deserted library.

“You had sex with Xander?” Buffy asked loudly in disbelief.

“Sex powered genie?” Giles asked in concern having caught the last part of the conversation.

Willow blushed as she glanced over at Giles who was cleaning his glasses. “That’s what she said. I just know that I was in my bed then I was in bed with Xander and a hot redhead that claimed to be a sex genie.”

“Are those a thing?” Buffy demanded.

“There are various types of Djinn, Buffy, so it’s possible,” Giles admitted. He doubted it was actually that simple but they were talking about Xander so there was always a chance that it wasn’t a succubus or something that fed on life force pretending to be a genie.

“That’s unfair, where’s my genie?” Buffy asked in a disappointed whisper.

“What was that about bone lacing?” Giles has in concern.

Willow reached down and carefully lifted one of the large wooden library tables one handed. “I picked up enhanced endurance and strength from whatever she laced our bones with.”

“What exactly did she lace them with?” he asked, rather concerned about the possible side effects.

Willow shrugged. “Some type of alien meteorite that grants strength and durability. We didn’t really have time to get into the details as much as I would have liked.”

“Why not?” Buffy asked then blushed as it sunk in why her friends would have been distracted. “Never mind.”

“Quite,” Giles replied, trying not to laugh at the look on Buffy’s face.

Buffy turned her attention toward Giles. “Can you fix it?”

“Fix it?” Giles asked as he glanced toward Willow.

“Whatever the demon put in her,” Buffy replied, concerned that the demon had changed her friend.

Willow shook her head. “I happen to like having increased stamina and strength, Buffy.”

Giles cut in before Buffy said something she couldn’t take back, “I know a spell that should tell us if Willow is in danger from the whatever the djinn used to lace her bones.”

“You’re okay with this?” Buffy asked in surprise.

“I’m trying not to overreact,” Giles admitted. He’d heard of various empowerment rituals over the years, none of them were without problems though some of them just required a large amount of energy or normally expensive components, so it was possible that a djinn could pull one off if it was sufficiently motivated, at least in theory. “Did Xander say where he acquired a djinn?”

Willow shook her head. “Just that he’d rescued her from being trapped in a bottle.”

“At least it probably wasn’t a vengeance demon,” Giles muttered then looked at Willow. “I can pick up the ritual supplies on my lunch break and we can check to see if you’re cursed or poisoned after school.”

“After school?” Buffy asked in disbelief.

“I don’t have the supplies in my office and I’d rather not give Snyder a reason to fire me unless absolutely necessary.” He was hoping that the upgrade didn’t have any horrible side effects because it would be good for Buffy to have some backup.

0o0o0

Jack frowned slightly as he walked into his living room and saw Xander’s missing cast. “I thought you had two broken legs?”

Xander shrugged. “Yeah, blame the x-ray tech, I do. Apparently one of the nurses noticed that there was a hair on the x-ray that looked like a crack. The doctor called my house, my mother called Willow and Willow called the phone here and I might have cut the cast off…”

Jack shook his head. “You can’t just cut casts off.”

“Tell that to the cast in the trash,” Xander replied matter of factly.

“How much does the other ankle hurt?” Jack asked warily, wondering how the hell the doctor could confuse a broken bone with a sprain.

“Eh, not as much as yesterday or the day before, it might just be a sprain.”

Jack twitched as he thought about what Janet would do to him if he let his nephew walk around on potentially broken bones. “Right, you’re going to stay in the wheelchair while I get something to eat, then we’re going to the medical center at the base and having someone competent redo the x-rays for both legs.”

“Do I have a choice in the matter?” Xander asked.

“Sure but if you decide that you don’t want the scan, Doctor Needles might make a house call and you’ll be stuck in that wheelchair for the duration of your vacation.”

“Yeah, that would be annoying,” Xander admitted, knowing that his uncle was serious.

“Good,” Jack replied as he headed to the kitchen to grab something to eat and make a call to see if he could have someone at Norad or the base take x-rays to see what was going on.

0o0o0

Xander wasn’t all that amused at having to get a second set of x-rays taken at the airforce base that kept watch on Norad, but at least he got to see some planes from a distance even if he had to sit through a lecture on why you weren’t supposed to take a cast off without trained medical personnel on hand. Thankfully other than being irradiated with another dose of x-rays getting his legs scanned wasn’t a big deal. The upside of the whole experience was that Jack relaxed once he found out that Xander hadn’t actually needed the casts and he got to listen to the air force doctor curse about the general incompetence of the supposed professionals at the Sunnydale hospital while he cut Xander’s remaining cast off and wrapped his ‘sprained’ ankle. “I’m just glad the paperwork didn’t tell him to cut my feet off.”

“I guess that’s something,” the doctor agreed still annoyed at the doctor for giving the young man two casts that he didn’t need.

“So, he’s fine?” Jack asked the doctor.

“His right ankle is sprained, but he’ll be fine as long as he stays off of it for a week.”

Jack looked at Xander. “You got lucky.” He smiled at the doctor. “Thanks.”

“No problem,” the doctor replied with amusement as he handed Xander a pair of used crutches.

“Let’s grab a burger on the way home,” Jack said as he headed for the door.

“I could eat,” Xander agreed as he followed Jack, trying to get used to the crutches. He felt a little bad about wasting Jack’s time, but he wasn’t going to put up with casts and the wheelchair if he didn’t have to. 

Xander was just glad that Jack dropped the matter once they hit the burger joint and didn’t nag him about it. After that they’d ended up back at Jack’s watching television and trading some heavily edited stories, on both sides. Thankfully or not, Jack ended up having to make a grocery run which gave Xander a chance to check in with genie. He turned to look at the armrest where he could sense Genie. “How did the tests go?”

Genie giggled as she turned visible. “The bone lacing was barely noticeable, I doubt the doctors in Sunnydale would have noticed but I didn’t want to give the military doctor something to focus on that would result in more tests.”

“Thanks,” Xander replied, happy that he’d rescued her.

“You’re welcome. Any fiendish plans while he’s gone?” Genie asked with amusement.

“Normally I’d say have sex with my favorite genie but Jack will probably be back in twenty to thirty minutes so there isn’t really a point in starting stuff we won’t have time to finish. I wouldn’t mind just doing some channel surfing.”

“Sounds like a good chance to acquire some interesting items.”

“That’s the plan,” he agreed as he flipped through the various channels.

Genie snickered as Xander flipped to an animated show with an elf in a castle tower and a glowing blue triangle floating above a pedestal. “What’s the glowing triangle?”

“That would be part of the triforce. It’s basically a holy artifact that causes the realm problems because the evil villain is always trying to steal it.”

“Ah, yeah, holy relics are generally useless outside of their world of origin,” Genie explained. 

“Don’t worry, I’m not planning on stealing the triforce,” Xander said as he zapped the screen with his remote then stood up, reached into the television screen and stole Link’s belt and belt pouch of holding. “Hopefully he has some rupees in here.”

“That would be nice,” Genie agreed, rather amused by her master’s antics.

Xander flipped the channel as Link started looking around once he realized someone had stolen his belt pouch.

“This is going to become a habit, isn’t it?” Genie asked with amusement as Xander handed her the belt.

“As far as I know, it doesn’t do any harm and he’s a bit of a prick,” Xander replied as he flipped through the channels, looking for something interesting.

Genie grinned as she pulled several large red gems out of the belt pouch. “We should hit some pirate movies at some point.”

“They’re on the list,” Xander agreed as he flipped through a couple of commercials. He paused as he flipped the channel and saw an attractive scantily clad busty teenage cat girl using her metal claws to fight a mutant lobster man. “It must be B movie night.”

Genie snickered as the cat girl jumped backwards and started powering up some type of energy attack. “Could be worse.”

“Alimentazione del gattino!” the cat girl shouted as she unleashed the ball of energy at the lobsterman.

“Translation?” Xander asked as he watched the lobster man scream then fall over.

“Kitten Power,” Genie replied with amusement.

The girl grinned as she looked down at the dead lobster man. “Aragosta arrostita.”

“Do I want to know?” Xander asked warily.

“Roasted lobster,” Genie replied with amusement.

“Yeah…” Xander trailed off as the scene changed to show the vague outline of a girl in a shower that was just barely clouded enough to keep to the PG-13 side of things, much to his disappointment. ‘Wait, don’t I have a button that fixes that? I’ll look for it later.’ “Any clue what the point of the show is?”

Genie used magic to check the plot and history of the movie. “It’s an Italian movie about magical cat girls or at least it was translated into Italian as their lips don’t really line up. Either way, you should grab the ring on the sink, it has numerous magical benefits.”

Xander leaned forward, reached into the screen and grabbed the ring on the sink. He quickly pulled his hand back as he didn’t want to have someone grab him or toss a ball of unstable energy at him. He glanced at the ring with a lion engraved on the side of the ring. “Does it have any negative effects?”

“Do you consider being turned into a cute cat girl when you transform a feature or a side effect?” Genie asked with amusement.

Xander considered the question for a couple seconds as he watched the girl move around in the shower. “If the user can change back, it’s a feature. If they’re stuck as a cat girl it’s a side effect.”

“You can change back at will, you just don’t get the magic or physical boosts and can’t use your virtual spell book while not in feline form.”

“It comes with a virtual spell book?” Xander asked in disbelief.

“It also purifies any magic you draw in which should be useful on the hellmouth,” Genie added.

“Is there anything else that we should steal before we switch channels?”

“Not really, the only other magic item of note seen on screen is a cursed wand that mutates people.”

“Seen on screen?” Xander asked.

“At the end of the movie, she offers to make her sister a magic girl ring if she’ll fuck her, of course things fade to black before they can lose a decent amount of clothes,” Genie grumbled.

He frowned as the view changed so that you couldn’t see the main character step out of the shower other than her back. “Yeah, this would have been better as an R rated movie.”

“Yep,” Genie agreed firmly.

Xander slipped the ring in his pocket and grinned. “Do you know what one of the features of my remote is?”

“No, what?” she asked curiously.

“We can watch past the credits,” he said with a grin and pointed at the screen.

“Awesome,” Genie said enthusiastically. “You know, it just occurred to me, I could have been using my magic to have that effect. Why did I not think of that before?” 

“I’m the superior pervert?” Xander asked, with a grin.

She smirked. “Sure, let’s go with that.”

0o0o0

“Well?” Buffy asked impatiently as she glanced between Willow and Giles, hoping that her mother didn’t come home and discover them in the middle of a magical ritual in the living room, the circle of candles would be a bit hard to explain to say nothing of Giles’ presence.

Giles resisted the urge to snap at Buffy as he double checked the color of the crystal against the chart in the book. “She’s in perfect health and she’s not under any undue influence.”

“Cool, how soon can we get Xander to do me?” Buffy blushed as she realized what she’d just said. “I mean have his genie do the boning thing.”

Willow opened her mouth to correct Buffy then closed it, sometimes it just wasn’t worth it.

Giles shook his head. “That might be problematic.”

“Why?” Buffy asked, not sure why Xander couldn’t just ask her to wiggle her nose and boost her.

“If she’s a sex Genie, you might have to do something…” 

“Willow can out arm wrestle me,” Buffy said flatly. “I have a… not exactly wide range, but definitely a range, of stuff I am willing to do to for that kind of strength.”

Willow’s mind went to many places it probably shouldn’t including, watching Buffy and Xander having sex, curiously enough it wasn’t a bad thought. 

“Ah, right, I should probably leave so I don’t have to explain things to your mother,” Giles said as he started blowing out the candles and putting his ritual components back in his bag so he could leave before things got more awkward.

“Yeah, that would be of the suck,” Buffy agreed absently as she tried to figure out the best way to get Xander’s genie to help. “Do you think sexy clothes would be enough?”

“Doubtful,” Giles muttered under his breath as he headed for the door. ‘At least he’s not channeling a demon to get high.’

Buffy watched the door close behind Giles. “Time to raid the closet.”

“Mmhmm,” Willow agreed, not able to get the image of Buffy in her underwear out of her head now that she’d pictured her and Xander going at it. 

“Any suggestions?” Buffy asked as she headed for her room.

“You’re asking me for clothing advice?” Willow asked disbelief as she followed Buffy.

“You’ve known Xander longer,” Buffy replied, trying to ignore the mental images her mind was conjuring of Xander and Willow.

0o0o0

Genie grinned as she heard Jack’s car pull out of the driveway. “So, now that Jack’s been called back to work, should I bring Buffy and Willow here for a chat?”

“With clothes,” Xander said.

“If you insist,” Genie replied as she snapped her fingers and teleported Buffy and Willow to Jack’s living room with them.

Xander blinked as he saw Buffy’s clothing, a spandex tube top that did very little to hide her breasts and Daisy Duke Levi shorts. “I’m sorry, I didn’t ask her to change your clothes.”

Buffy blinked as she looked around the room. “What?” She turned to look at the naked redhead sitting on the back of the couch that had to be Xander’s genie.

Willow said, “That is what she was wearing.”

“Oh, is that what you wear when I’m not around, because I wouldn’t object if you wanted…” Xander trailed off not sure how to finish that sentence without getting in trouble.

“So, how much for the bone thing that you did to improve Willow’s strength?” Buffy asked.

Genie grinned at Buffy. “Considering Xander owns the magic rock and I just need a touch of magic to do the bone lacing, a little making out with Willow and Xander and groping over the clothes would more than cover it.”

“Deal,” Buffy replied quickly and without hesitation.

Xander glanced at Willow to make sure she was okay with him and Buffy kissing.

Willow gave Xander her best resolve face. “It will help keep Buffy safe, so don’t spare that tongue mister.”

“Okay,” Xander agreed. “I just wanted to make sure that everyone was okay with it.”

Buffy rolled her eyes. “It’s like second date material and you’re my friends.”

Willow giggled as Buffy straddled Xander’s waist and leaned down for a kiss, giving her a rather nice view of her ass. ‘Why am I so turned on by this?’

Xander tossed his objections to the side as Buffy started kissing him. He’d worry about any possible fallout later.

“I’m not seeing any groping,” Willow said in a singsong voice.

“So demanding,” Buffy joked, forcing herself not to move her hips the way they seemed to want to. ‘Is he packing?’ 

Genie grinned as she teleported behind Willow so that her chin was resting on her shoulder and her arms were wrapped her arms around the cute redhead. “Adorably, aren’t they?” Genie purred in her ear. 

Willow shivered as she felt Genie’s breasts pressing up against her back and breath on her ear. “I’m enjoying this way more than I should.”

Genie snickered as she slipped her hand under Willow’s shirt. “Considering they’re both your friends, I think it would be more unusual if you didn’t enjoy seeing them having fun. If she had a tail it would be wiggling.”

Willow giggled as she pictured Buffy as a catgirl. “You’re right, she would look pretty good as a cat girl.”

“We could probably talk Xander into getting a second cat girl ring.”

“He has a first one?” Willow asked in surprise.

“It gives the user all sorts of magical powers, he thought you might like it,” Genie replied as she lightly trailed her fingers over Willow’s stomach.

“That could be neat,” Willow agreed, picturing Buffy as a cat girl.

Buffy stopped kissing Xander long enough to ask, “What type of cat girl?” as she moved his hands to her breasts.

Xander smiled as he started rubbing her nipples with his thumbs, enjoying the way it made her hips twitch.

“The usual, plus magic,” Genie replied. “You could always try the ring on and see, but later.” 

“Later sounds good,” Buffy replied as she ground herself against Xander getting too worked up to care about the possible fallout.

Willow ground herself against Genie and enjoyed the show as best she could as Genie ran her other hand up her leg playfully. ‘I’m going to need to change my underwear.’

Buffy and Xander lost themselves in the moment as they ground to completion with Buffy’s moan being muffled against Xander’s mouth as she squeezed him tight enough to cripple a normal man and they collapsed bonelessly against one another, panting as they softly completed one last kiss before Buffy fell to the side. 

“Wow,” Buffy said. 

“Wow is right,” Xander agreed, already recovering but enjoying the afterglow all the same. “And I think Willow is even better at that than I am.”

“She is,” Genie agreed, “but not by much.”

“Really?” Buffy asked in surprise, Slayer stamina helping her recover, though a tad slower than her friends.

“I am?” Willow asked, surprised.

“Wanna find out?” Genie asked Buffy, who found herself nodding.

“Yes,” Willow agreed as she joined Buffy on the couch next to Xander. 

Xander grinned as he watched Buffy and Willow start kissing, Buffy’s hands aggressively getting a feel for Willow’s rear.

Genie looked down at Xander’s crotch with a smirk. “Master, I see you’ve made a bit of a mess, let your trusty servant clean that up for you.” 

“Sure,” Xander replied thinking she was going to snap her fingers. He was a bit surprised as she sauntered over then reached down and started unbuttoning his pants as she wiggled her shoulders, causing her breasts to bounce.

Feeling Willow sucking on the side of her neck as they moved against one another Buffy was just slightly distracted by the sound of Xander’s zipper going down. As her eyes glanced to the side and she cupped Willow’s breast feeling how hard her nipples had gotten, she let out a soft “Whoa!” as Genie pulled ‘little’ Xander out into the open, glistening with cum. 

“Yeah,” Willow agreed, “I thought the same thing the first time I saw it… when I was twelve.”

“And you fit that in here?” Buffy teased sliding a hand down to massage Willow’s womanhood through a very damp pair of jeans.

“Every inch,” Willow whispered breathlessly in Buffy’s ear.

Buffy grinned as she went to lick Willow’s ear and noticed Genie was lowering her mouth to Xander’s hardon. “If you’re not going to follow the rules, why should we?” She slipped the hand she had on Willow’s crotch up to the button fly and slowly flicked it open, waiting to see if Willow objected.

“Go for it,” Willow whispered into Buffy’s ear then started trailing kisses along her jaw.

Buffy grinned as she unbuttoned her friend’s pants and playfully ran her fingers over her friend’s completely soaked panties feeling Willow’s hand snake down to the same in return. “So forward,” she teased.

“I’ve discovered recently that the best way to get what you want is to go for it,” Willow said. “But if I make you uncomfortable let me know,” she said earnestly.

Buffy reached down and torn her shorts open. “Me slayer, me speak in actions.” She grinned and kissed her hard.

“I really want to be three separate people right now,” Xander said with a moan as Genie demonstrated her lack of a gag reflex.

“Nope,” Willow said, “you only get to watch.”

Buffy grabbed the bottom of her tube top and stripped it off in a single move before pressing Willow’s mouth to her breast. “Less talking, more sucking.”

Willow complied with a great deal of enthusiasm while showing off her own super strength by tearing apart her sweater as if it were made of cobwebs, tearing her bra in half at the same time.

“Mama likes,” Buffy purred, sliding two fingers inside Willow while feeling herself clench around the redhead’s own inquisitive digits.

‘Damn,’ Xander thought to himself as he enjoyed the show and Genie’s attentions.

Buffy moaned and tried to keep fingering Willow, but soon lost herself as Willow figured out just what buttons to press to make her blonde friend explode.

“Did I break her?” Willow asked nervously, as a boneless looking Buffy slid to the floor, her head resting on Willow’s lap.

“Give me a second,” Buffy gasped out, “I’m not done yet.”

“I don’t know,” Xander teased, pausing to close his eyes and groan before continuing, “you look pretty defeated down there.”

Buffy arched an eyebrow. “Don’t make me come over there… because I can’t feel my feet.”

Willow beamed. “I made you lose feeling in your feet.”

Buffy grinned. “I don’t think my feet is what you need to worry about.” She spread Willow’s legs. “Prepare to have your world rocked.”

Willow grinned. “Prepped and wait-” she cut off in mid sentence as Buffy drove her tongue inside, pulling her hard against her face.

Xander grabbed Willow’s hand, lacing his fingers through her’s. “Having fun?”

“We have the best friends ever!” Willow moaned, one of Buffy’s hands raising up to give them a big thumbs up before Xander and Willow both tightened their grip on each other’s hand and came.

“And still the winner!” Buffy cheered.

Genie swallowed and licked her lips. “I’d say we tied.”

Buffy maturely stuck her tongue out, but was unable to stop smiling.