Mist of Shadows

Anakin Skywalker and the Monster Books part 5

Frank stared at the naked young woman that had dozens of tattoos that was being walked into the waiting area by a pink skinned alien with blue hair and lips. "What's going on?" he asked when his brain processed the fact that the naked girl had her hands tied with rope.

"I'm making a citizen's arrest," Syn replied, doing her best to sound annoyed and upset as she marched Anna over to the officer's desk, despite the fact that she was barely keeping her amusement off her face. Her annoyed ...

Anakin Skywalker and the Monster Books part 4

"Does anyone else feel that?" Leia asked as she glanced around the strange mine that was illuminated by a couple of portable lights.

"The warmth or the fact that the force feels like sleepy soup?" Anna asked with a slight grin as she moved out of the way of one of the droids hauling a crate filled with supplies.

"I was thinking thick fog but sleepy soup fits," Leia agreed, not sure how else to put the feeling into words as the Force wasn't whispering or nudging her but it felt den...

Anakin Skywalker and the Monster Books Part 3

"Damned Gremlin," Leia complained as she used the Force to shove a group of lightsaber wielding droids back so she'd have enough space to fight the droid that was swinging a purple lightsaber around like a maniac.

"It could be worse," Ahsoka teased as she danced between the droids, cutting limbs and heads off with a smirk, knowing Selena was going to complain about the damage.

"I am the Council Protocols engaged," the droid announced in a voice that sounded exactly like Mace Windu...

Anakin Skywalker and the Monster Books Part 2

"Done…" Anakin trailed off as a portal appeared in front of the exit as soon as he finished forging his second crystal dagger. "I guess that means we can leave."

Bella stared at the portal that was in front of the exit. "What's going on?"

"No clue," Luna admitted, getting the sense that Anakin knew more than he was saying. "What's going on?"

"You're not going to believe me," Anakin admitted.

"You might be surprised," Luna replied with a smile.

"We're currently ...

Anakin Skywalker and the Monster Books

Anakin Skywalker dropped the cup he was taking to the sink when a blue and purple portal opened and a tall man with dark hair jumped out of it in the middle of his living room. "E chu ta!"

"Anakin!" Shmi snapped, not happy with her little boy cursing.

Mist glanced between Shmi and Anakin Skywalker, easily recognizing Shimi and her home from the movies though Anakin looked a bit different despite the fact that he was still blond and about the right age for the first movie. "Sorry a...

Harry Potter and the Monster Books Part 10

Dudley hit the mat feeling like he'd just gotten hit by a brick or a baseball bat rather than a person.

"Get up," Mikey taunted as he tossed a couple of shadow punches at Dudley, breaking several of his ribs with his magic. "I'm going to break you and then I'm going to fuck you."

"Hey!" the ref shouted at the smug teen that was breaking the rules. "Knock that shit off. You can't hit people when they're down."

"Sorry," the smug young man replied with a smirk, not in the least...

Harry Potter and the Monster Books Part 9

Sage Potter scowled when she saw Vinny's face in the mirror along with his two bodyguards standing just outside of the dressing room she was using. "What do you want?"

"I want to fuck you like an animal on the Discovery channel," Vinny replied with a smirk, enjoying the view of the naked girl that his master was trying to acquire.

"Request denied, get out," Sage ordered as she worked on removing her makeup, rather annoyed that the magical contract she'd signed prevented her from k...

Harry Potter and the Monster Books Part 8

(Disclaimer: I don't own the small section of song that was used for setting a scene.)

"This would actually make a decent base with a couple of creature comforts," Harry mused as he floated the dark lord's enchanted leather couch into place. "A bit of white paint and we could use the wall as a movie screen."

"We'd have to find someone that knows something about movie systems," Ginny pointed out as she finished adjusting the silk dress that they'd looted from Valkore's closet.

Harry Potter and the Monster Books Part 7

Harry smiled as he walked back into the bedroom and saw Hermione and Titania sitting on one of the beds looking at a spiral notebook. "What are you working on?"

Titania glanced up from the notebook and smiled at Harry. "We're trying to idiot proof a set of directions."

"Ron?" Harry asked as he walked over.

Hermione glanced at Titania then focused on Harry, wishing she could disagree with the description. "I just wanted to make sure he didn't run into trouble, he's a bit clue...

Harry Potter and the Monster Books Part 6

"Blimey," Ron sputtered when he walked into Harry's room and saw Hermione and Titania sorting through a box of books. "Did you find a duplicate?"

"I'm the evil twin," Titania offered with a grin.

Hermione shook her head. "We just look alike, if you ignore the hair."

"Merlin," Ron replied as he walked over, finding the entire situation a bit strange. "Did you find anything I can use?"

Hermione gestured toward one of the piles of books on the bed. "Two books with bank ro...

Harry Potter and the Monster Books Part 5

Titania looked up from ringing up Clark and Kara's purchases when the bell over the door rang. 'So much for taking an early lunch,' she complained as an attractive and rather busty redhead in her twenties walked into the shop wearing a green silk evening gown that left very little to the imagination. "Welcome to the Tourist Trap, how can I help you?"

"I'm just here to pick up my friends," Gizpy replied with a grin.

"Gizpy!" Kara exclaimed cheerfully as she blurred over and pulled ...

Harry Potter and the Monster Books Part 4

Titania jumped when she glanced up from her comic book and noticed a black haired teenager with emerald eyes standing next to a girl that could have been her twin if you ignored her binding tattoos and the girl's regrettable hair. She glanced at the closed door, wondering how they'd gotten into the shop since she hadn't heard the bell and you weren't supposed to be able to teleport into or out of the shop. "Welcome to The Tourist Trap, how may I help you?"

"That depends, do you take sil...

Harry Potter and the Monster Books Part 3

"Weird," Harry muttered when he reached into his jacket pocket to grab one of the wrapped candies that he'd picked up from the corner store and found something that shouldn't have been there. He pulled the domino sized obsidian tile out of his pocket and stared at the gemstone runes that were inlaid in the obsidian.

Hermione glanced up from the short story she was reading about a demon mad scientist and looked at the rune covered tile that Harry was holding in his hand. "Where did you f...

Harry Potter and the Monster Books Part 2

Harry glanced up from blasting one of the bedrooms with scouring charms when Fred and George walked into the room. "Hey."

"Bit of summer cleaning?" Fred asked with a grin.

"My cleaning spells needed work and the house is warded," Harry replied, not wanting to explain that he needed to blow off some steam.

"Most magical homes are warded, it keeps the Ministry from poking their noses into exactly what spells you're casting. Can you actually imagine the Malfoys putting up with ...

Harry Potter and the Monster Books

Harry was just about to cast a patronus to drive the dementors away from his cousin when a strange swirling vortex appeared out of thin air about ten feet away from the dementors and a wild haired man jumped out wearing a white lab coat.

Mist raised his gloved hands and unleashed lightning on the Nazgul like abominations that were hovering over a child. "Die!"

"They're immortal!" Harry called out.

"Fuck!" Mist cursed as he realized that his lightning wasn't going to be able ...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost Part 11

Dawn jumped back when she wiggled the candlestick holder near the bookshelf in Mist's office and she heard a faint click as the bookshelf swung out an inch. "Sorry?"

Mist pulled his attention off the annoyingly cute orange furball that was walking around on his desk like she owned it and looked at Dawn and the bookshelf. "If you unleashed some eldritch abomination, you get to fight it."

"Nope, you're the mage, if it's an eldritch abomination, it's your problem," Dawn argued, fairl...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost Part 10

"How long was I out?" Julia asked when she 'woke' up and realized that Mist had a book and wasn't paying attention.

Mist glanced up from the drawing of a rather perverted blonde girl having sex with a bear and looked at Julia, relieved that she'd survived apparently intact, something he'd started worrying about as the minutes crept by. "Thirty or forty minutes? Did you manage to learn the technique?"

Julia sighed in relief as she realized that she hadn't lost her understanding of ...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost Part 9

Mist twitched and turned when he heard someone walking down the hallway behind him. "Julia?" he asked when he recognized the redhead. "What's up?"

"Dawn and Sabrina wanted to know if you had more mana stones and I needed a break from dealing with family that isn't really family," Julia replied as she walked over. "It's weird having a hot cousin that you have to keep reminding yourself is related. It's also weird having an alternate that's a village girl."

"I can imagine," Mist rep...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost Part 8

Mist idly kicked his feet in the water as he looked through the collection of 'upgrades' that he could buy for his noodle monster, trying to find something that would improve its chances of winning or at least speed up the fights without turning it into a potential hazard if someone attacked it. 'What if I give it an elemental attack that I can dodge or that I'm resistant to? It's worth a shot.'

He looked over the available elemental attacks that he could buy, quickly dismissing fire an...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost Part 7

'At least we'll have plenty of students with corruption resistance,' Mist mused as he walked out of the mad science building, not sure how to feel about leaving a Frankenstein in charge of the minion creation machine. 'Screw it, Tara should be about to keep her from going completely nuts, unless the Teacher's Pet flaw completely screws her over.'

Mist weighed the potential consequences as he walked over to the cluttered folding table in the middle of the courtyard that was surrounded by...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost Part 6

Vivian pulled her attention off the grey skinned 'alien' with purple hair and a gemstone set in her forehead that was wearing black one piece swimming suit, a weird belt with large gemstones that probably cost a fortune if they were real and a blue cloak and looked at the tall girl with glowing green eyes that was hovering a couple of inches off the ground. "Let me get this straight, you're kidnapping me because you need a lift because you stick out too much in my dimension?"

"We're not...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost Part 5

Jack Smith glared at the asshole standing on the porch with a smirk. "If this is a joke, I'm going to do everything in my power to legally ruin your life."

Kevin snorted. "Watch it Smith, you're threatening a cop."

Jack glared at his former classmate and general asshole. "I don't know who the fuck you bribed to pass the test but I'm going to lodge a complaint with the captain, you're not fucking welcome here and he knows it. Now fuck off before I call the state police."

"I j...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost Part 4

"I summon the Great and Terrible Azoozel!" the cultist chanted.

"Pretty sure it's supposed to be Azoovel," one of the other robed cultists pointed out after about twenty seconds of nothing happening.

"If someone hadn't spilled guacamole on the book, we wouldn't be having this problem," the last cultist complained with annoyance.

"It was really good dip," the cultist that had been chanted argued.

'Great, I get summoned by cultists and they can't even do a simple demon s...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost Part 3

"Step aside old man," Feng Wu declared as he glared at the old man with shoulder length white hair that was standing in his way of picking a seventh moon touched blood lotus, wondering if he was color blind since his short sleeved shirt was a swirl of bright colors and his skirt was black with purple lines that made odd squares.

"No," the old wizard replied dryly as he leaned on his walking stick. "If you'd merely walked into the forest and picked a couple of flowers I wouldn't have ca...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost part 2

Sabrina pulled her attention away from the dark blue portal in the middle of the rectangular metal frame that served as the framework of the portal to Gloom Mine and looked at Mist and Julia when they walked into the room. "You might want to avoid getting any closer, Dawn is running a safety test on the portal."

"Alright," Mist replied as he studied the brown haired woman in her twenties who was wearing a professional looking black pleated skirt, a white dress shirt and a pair of metal ...

Headmaster of Shadowfrost

Mist blinked a couple of times when he found himself standing in a desert rather than watching the first Star Wars movie so he could work on one of his crossover ideas. "What the hell?!" he sputtered as he glanced around, a bit annoyed to find himself in a desert with nothing of note in sight. "I'm going to be really annoyed if I'm stuck on Tatooine," he muttered, finding the idea insane but only slightly less insane than suddenly finding himself in the middle of a sandy desert.

"Welcom...

Harry Potter, Hero of Legend, Stories and Elves Part 12

"Sorry about the mess, my slime should have it cleaned up in a couple of hours," Harry offered as the pair of strangers got close enough that he didn't have to shout. 'Even with the elves having a longer lifespan, shouldn't the archmage look older?' he wondered as he studied the white haired elf that was wearing black robes and looked to be in his mid to late twenties if you ignored the white hair.

"Excellent, it's always nice when the heroes actually clean up after themselves and don't...

Harry Potter, Hero of Legend, Stories and Elves part 11

"Do you know where I can find the enchanter that made your ring?" Harry asked the morbidly obese red skinned demon captain that he'd summoned so he could answer some questions.

"No, go fuck yourself," Narvalo replied with a smirk that made his already ugly face worse.

"Do you know where I can find Hexen?" Harry asked, trying to get some use out of him before he destroyed his soul.

Narvalo laughed. "No, piss off and die hero. When the Demon King summons me back, I'll enjoy ri...

Harry Potter, Hero of Legends, Stories and Elves Part 10

"Yes!" Dawn squealed when she felt the grinder's magic flow into the blade as she finished sharpening it.

"What's up?" Xander asked, curious why she was squealing.

"The grinding wheel is enchanted, about a fifth of the time it bestows a positive quality the first time you sharpen something," Dawn explained as she rested the blade on the workbench so that she could start polishing the blade. "It's usually pretty good."

"Usually?" Hermione asked.

"You can end up with som...

Harry Potter, Hero of Legends, Stories and Elves Part 9

"For the last fucking time, I can't make you a magic cock ring to fix things…" Dawn trailed off as she yanked open the door of the smithy to scream at yet another person that couldn't read the sign on the door and saw the person that had been knocking on the door. "Huh."

"I don't need…" Xander trailed off as he recognized his friend's voice and face, despite the changes to her body and the fact that she had messy green hair that looked like she'd just woken up. "Dawn?"

"Xander...