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TeacupAudio
TeacupAudio

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DM on Patreon, Degenerates 🫡

Commissions are Open.

Apparently somethings wrong with outlook/hotmail at the moment and people have messaged me saying that they’ve tried to email me and it’s failed.

Feel free to DM here on Patreon.

No incest

No underage content.

No scat or water sports.

No abuse or humiliation.

No rape or non-consensual content.

Please email me at my old lady email teacupaudiocommisisons@hotmail.com

DM on Patreon, Degenerates 🫡

Comments

I keep meaning to commission something but I'm, annoyingly, too shy to actually reach out and try to make it happen.

Ravenforce3

How did we get here?

Ga1ahad WitchSlayer

156.27 $ for the 10 minute audio, and 208.37 $ for the 20 minutes.

noobman93

How much are those prices in USD?

The Silver Socialist

Do grinding on you

Kidflash

*crying on poor*

CurrentlyEatingPies

What the fack

That_dutch_guy

Ok guys let's just calm down ok? He is just stating what he believes to be true. Let's not start anything in comments please.

Boopman

With all due respect, Mr. Parker, what the fuck are you on about?

Brooms17

Excuse me, I believe I threw up in my mouth a little when you explained. At least it isn't the music Scat.

MadArtist

Unfortunately, a mentally volatile lass! Autism is a rollercoaster 🎢

TeacupAudio

"Scat" is poo, basically, and scatplay is a very specific fetish. You have been warned.

Lachlan Parker

You might wanna check your DMs; I tried to send an email to you, but it didn’t go through, claiming “mailbox unavailable” 😭

Adderall

What is scat? What defines water sports?

MadArtist

With holidays around the corner? You're a mad lass. I tip my non-existent hat to you.

Joshua Jackson

TeacupAudio

This reminds me of how you can scarcely trust a woman's apparent age, which is because of their vanity and insecurities. Teen girls dress like they're in their 20s (including the make-up), young adults try to look like teenagers, the middle-aged women look like either young adults or somewhat elderly, and the elderly women vary too greatly.

Lachlan Parker

No worries, lovely. It’s not so much a need issue, it’s more giving people who follow me the opportunity to get exactly the concept they want. And with commissions you can do that. People get the chance to submit free ones, but with a commission you get exactly what you’re after 🫡

TeacupAudio

Sorry if that first part sounded so dramatic. I was referring to you opening commissions. I just assume that you made enough money with patreon that you won't need to open commissions.

Boopman

I don’t know what I did, but… thank you? I think? 🤔 😆

TeacupAudio

Honestly never thought this would happen but this makes me happy. Also I'm gald your comfortable with your age Tea I feel too many women as they get older don't try to embrace that side of growing up.

Boopman

Your not old just enlightened

Wanderering4gura

🧡💛💚💙👍👍👍👍💙💚💛🧡

Lost Puppy

Damn I thought this was a job offer

NightofTwilight

You have Hotmail too?? I thought I was the last survivor 😭

nicholas ch

I’m old and I don’t care who knows 🥳

TeacupAudio

FUUUUCK I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY PAYCHECK 💀😭😭😭

Ga1ahad WitchSlayer

Haven't seen Hotmail in a minute lol

LordPryo


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