👏 My Kidnapper Would Regret Me 👏
Added 2024-05-13 16:54:36 +0000 UTCI am very confident that if I was ever kidnapped, I could nag my kidnapper into letting me go. “Oh, so you’ve got time to kidnap strangers, but no time to brush your teeth or comb your hair? SORT OUT YOUR PRIORITIES, MISTER!”
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BIG SpongeBob energy
SavvyCat
2024-05-15 13:43:29 +0000 UTCKidnap Victim Tea vs Yandere Tea. Make it happen. ^_^
Paschar Araton
2024-05-15 02:47:56 +0000 UTC💜💜💜💜😁😁😁💪💪💪💪👍👍👍👍💯💯💯💯💜💜💜💜
Lost Puppy
2024-05-14 13:18:37 +0000 UTCKidnapper:” you don’t know what hell I ca-“ Tea:”Fuck off with the act. Your no Anthony Hopkins so give it a rest. I saw better acting from Ambah Heard… so be silent ya little lamb!”
025knucklehead .
2024-05-14 06:15:32 +0000 UTCKidnapper: "It rubs the lotion on its ski-" Tea: "Oh enough of the fuckin' lotion! It's damp as fuck down here, the least you could do is give me a towel you inconsiderate prick."
TheFireIron 357
2024-05-14 04:38:08 +0000 UTCStatistically speaking, women don’t tend to kidnap men or other women. There are exceptions, of course. But kidnapping usually happens when unknown men kidnap teenagers and women. If women do kidnap, it’s far more likely to be young children. Ah, life is scary 😟
TeacupAudio
2024-05-14 00:29:22 +0000 UTCHow you know it would be a mister...lol
IRONCOLT
2024-05-13 23:50:40 +0000 UTCGood advice, i'll try it next time.
TheLevlon
2024-05-13 21:29:37 +0000 UTCBe like Rarity in Friendship is Magic. Spend every breath whining.
MaddeusNimrod
2024-05-13 21:28:25 +0000 UTCThat makes me wanna see a listen yandere and then this happens
VulpineGunslinger
2024-05-13 20:35:20 +0000 UTCJoke is on you- I would appreciate the heck out of someone calling out my scatterbrain!
Nox Nemesis
2024-05-13 19:43:51 +0000 UTCThats the spirit, annoy them out of spite until they surrender
Spriggs
2024-05-13 18:33:24 +0000 UTCI'm getting faint memories of an episode of Extreme Dinosaurs.
CurrentlyEatingPies
2024-05-13 17:48:18 +0000 UTCThis actually happens in a Norwegian kids novel. Three bandits kidnap a lady with the intent of having her clean up their bandit lair. Instead she bosses them around, makes *them* tidy up, shave, clean themselves and all manner of horrible things. So, if memory serves right, they reverse-nap her while she's asleep and take her back home.
Goldbrand
2024-05-13 17:44:10 +0000 UTCYou kidnap someone but they break loose and force you do your damn laundry 😆
Warden D.
2024-05-13 17:17:48 +0000 UTCIngenious.
Cullen Nash
2024-05-13 17:17:12 +0000 UTCThat's some Ransom of Red Chief stuff right there.
Iron Piedmont
2024-05-13 17:13:41 +0000 UTCMaking him sort his life out🤣❤️
Rasmus
2024-05-13 17:10:33 +0000 UTCI'm stealing this line for future use.
Joseph Brown
2024-05-13 17:05:53 +0000 UTCI agree 1000% an audio like this would be awesome.
Jonathan Stanbro
2024-05-13 17:03:52 +0000 UTCXD I'm loving Tea's sass in a kidnapped situation. Nagging a kinnaper is great way to be let go. Thank you Tea for the PoP.
Phoenix Brave Hideki
2024-05-13 16:59:27 +0000 UTCDo this as an audio!
Mike Taylor
2024-05-13 16:58:23 +0000 UTC
