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Father Ted - S1 E4 - Competition Time

Love that is was this kind of competition!

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🀣🀣 Aw I hope you're on the mend tho lad. Get well soon we miss you

Stanley Muggins

Haha, never mind the dog's blood work. That's what it's been like for me, they have taken blood 14 times in the last month. I've had more pricks than Madonna!! πŸ˜‚

Steve

https://imgur.com/cUc7R1y

Stanley Muggins

It's all good, Stanley! You never have to worry about sending jokes or funny clipsβ€”I welcome them anytime, especially right now. They say laughter is the best medicine! I hope you're doing well, fella. πŸ€—

Steve

I was getting a little worried he'd savaged you with you saying previously that he had behavioral problems 😲 it's nice to see you back tho you are sorely missed, sorry I didn't send you well wishes when you were in the NHS hotel BTW, I figured you could do without south parks Tweak in your notifications at that point, wasn't sure how it would be read at the time, I knew I'd only feel insecure and delete it, would've looked insincere then, so skipped right to the guilt stage, but for whatever it's worth at this stage I do wish you the best sincirely fella

Stanley Muggins

The frivolous jokey answer is - sorry I was advised not to disclose that information by my Spanish tutor. (I know, it doesn't work in this context tho πŸ˜…) Serious answer.. I tried picking up my old high school German again, unsuccessfully, then Spanish of course, inspired by our hostess, and learning to read music on there when I can be bothered with it. And American, thanks to a comment that you made one time actually. When I unlock an xp boost I cheez my score by doing some quick American lessons. I'd love to try Italian too one day because they are apparently similar languages to Spanish. And they also do maths, or math as an American might say, which I am terrible at. I have absolutely no use for any of it tho. It's just for fun and I really surprised myself how easily I took to it with me being a big dummy. I would recommend it to anybody no matter how stupid they feel because they already know a few hundred words already. You will surprise yourself and suddenly feel very smart when you see Spanish on TV and understand at least enough of it to get the gist of what's going on. And duolingo makes a game of it so it can be a bit of fun too. Something to do on the toilet if nothing else. You may take whichever answer you prefer, choose your own adventure. Chau por ahora.

Stanley Muggins

What language are you learning?

Jeffrey44

Duolingo been sendin me subliminal messages all week Mr. jeffrey. Maybe write them a strongly worded letter if you don't like it. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ https://i.imgur.com/r5rJGtc.jpeg 🀣

Stanley Muggins

He is doing amazing thanks, Mandy. He's happy and that makes me happy. Also, I haven't lost my feistiness, I'm in incognito mode. ☺️ πŸ€—πŸ€—

Steve

Hahahah, that is awesome! Is see you lost your feistiness Steve. How is your new pup?

Mandy Cane Lane

Z's avatar checks out πŸ˜…

Stanley Muggins

I'm hoping she'll answer for you, but if I remember correctly it was something her brother made. I don't remember which video she said it in, but you can find her actual quote if you search back through them all. Shouldn't take long.

Z is for Zed

Hey Mandy, I have little experience with fancy dress costumes, but I did visit a store in Bolton. They had more than one of the same costume in different sizes, etc. Also, they weren’t for saleβ€”you hired them. I didn’t bother in the end, as I had long hair and a beard at the time, so I just wore a long white gown with a red sash and sandals and went as Jesus. Brilliant reaction as always, thanks, Mandy! πŸ€—πŸ€—

Steve

Aye it was relevant to something she mentioned in her reaction, cheers πŸ˜‰

Stanley Muggins

Was your post really about Father Ted?

Jeffrey44

It turns out, upon Googling, I discovered there are about 14? Most of whom I've never heard. Elvis is obviously true, famously so, but Mother Theresa I made up. Although, I like the idea that she had dysentery at some point, which would at least increase the chance of it being true. Also, I had always thought that Mama Cass died on the toilet while eating a sandwich, but she wasn't included in the lists... turns out she just died of a heart attack while sleeping. Kinda boring. So, not a direct answer Mr 44, but hopefully that was at least partially satisfying to your question.

Stevus

Who is it Steve?

Jeffrey44

Hi Mandy, hey it was more than interesting to hear you bring up and speak about the falseness and lying people who are afraid to offend or just want to blow smoke up people's arse and whatever. Because being on here daily in the comments, over time you really get to see who are the genuinely nice people from the chancers and the frauds. And familiarity breeds contempt after all. Some of the apparently nice people run away when you try to take them up on their generosity, so called allies prefer to leave snarky comments rather than ask you what's up, and the real ones.. you discover who they are when they go out of their way to reach out to see whats going on. Unfortunately, and entirely from my perspective of course, you seemed to keep being taken in by some of the phonies all too often. It's turned in to 2020 season six for me personally, and I've been runnin out of shits to give lately. So I apologize for snapping and effing and jeffing and being rude with someone recently. And because I've spoken out against some members of your community and I think a few of them might dislike me now for outing them or causing friction. But that's fine, whatevs. I know it's ultimately none of my business but having sisters and a bunch of nieces and even great niece bambinos now, (hey not that i'm *that* old mind you, my sisters were just way older than me, so I'm closer in age to some of my nieces and nephews than to my sisters πŸ€ͺ) and one of them was abused by a scumbag too for a while, it's just starts to feel a bit underhand and dare I say sometimes even sinister after a while tbh, it's definitely a trigger point for me. If i speak up go too far and it gets me banned one day then I hope I can take it on the chin because I'll feel like I did the right thing by standing by my principles. But it's not all negativity, I try to support my fellow community members too, where and when I can, the people who've supported you over the years, if I discovered they had their own channels and whatnot, so this place didn't feel so much like a group of individuals only out for themselves anymore, you know how it is? And we hang out with each other us lads (and some lasses) more often than we get to hang with you. So I get to hear these people's opinions more often than most friends. And I always knew I was standing on the shoulders of giants when being in here. Because without them you may not have still been around to drag me out of my rut, I meant what I said to you about the impact your positive influence has πŸ’― I hope you didn't take that as falseness. And I know for sure that there are others here, if not in the same boat as me, in a similar place up the same creek. And I was always appreciative of everybody. So anyway it raised an eyebrow when you brought that up for sure. And it gives me a little hope that you are at least capable of being on to some of them. Well, sorry I'm waffling on, because I'm up all night now and just trying to kill some time. I wonder if there's a character limit πŸ€”πŸ€­But I suppose the point is that I'm not as worried for you now, I know you're smarter than you like to sometimes act anyway, you can tell you have street smarts because when you're giving life advice you're usually bang on the money.

Stanley Muggins

Mandy what is that music playing in your end credits? No that host was just a character.

Superclarky666

Got sooooo much to catch up on, haven't even started phoenix nights yet never mind this πŸ˜…

Joshyboiiiiii

Besides, all the stupid shit you did in your youth makes you the person you are today. That just happened to be a funny anecdote :)

irreverend

And written before you mentioned you liked people with no filter like Dougal :) I do actually have a filter, but I also have tourettes, and long ago gave up caring if someone liked me for who I'm not. It's why I appreciate and can see that you're very genuine in your videos, and it's why I'm a subscriber. Even when you try to hide it, we all know you were laughing inside about the other priest being called Dick Burn :) And you also didn't really try to hide it. Just keep being you, keep laughing when you want to, I'm sure it's why everyone is subscribed. EDIT: It's also possible the other priest is called Dick Byrne, I've not actually looked up the spelling but I think that is an Irish surname, it's pronounced the same though

irreverend

Hehe! Thank you Liam! πŸ€—

Mandy Cane Lane

LOL I have a horrible tendency to not think before I speak or type

Ana and Shawn

Cheeky? Moi? 🀣

Captain Howdy

Ummm... no.

Stevus

I hope you touched some wood after writing that other wise you are going to wake to a golden shower β˜” tonight

Remi

🀭

Mandy Cane Lane

That is quite the story! πŸ˜¬πŸ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

Your laugh is stinkin’ adorable Mandy, very infectious & genuine and always brings a smile to my face, I can imagine it’s even more amazing in person!! πŸ€—

AWR93

HAHAHHAHA! You cheeky Captain! 🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

Kermit the Frog? πŸ€”

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank goodness I am not annoying! Hahah, that always scares me. Lol. And I have never met a hero if mine... I actually think I don't have heroes πŸ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHHAHAHA 🀣🀣🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHHAHHAHSAHS! DANG IT! I didn't even notice 🀣🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

It's for cleaning your toilet, not for drinking.

Jeffrey44

It is hard to find good pictures for those covers! πŸ˜… -- and luckily no! Thank goodness πŸ™πŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»βœ¨οΈ

Mandy Cane Lane

😳🀣🀣🀣 Thank you for sharing! 🀭

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, noted David!

Mandy Cane Lane

Alcoholism doesn't get represented enough, does it?

Mandy Cane Lane

I have never seen/heard of it πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao, that's a relief! 🀣🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHAHAHAHA! "Drunken foot" spotted! 🀣

Mandy Cane Lane

Jellybean with the humble brag! πŸ˜†πŸ€ͺ

Stevus

Father Jack frolicking in the meadow got me πŸ˜‚all part of the rich flora and fauna of Craggy Island! Probably the sort of thing Karl has in a book somewhere.

DriveIn

It’s the analysing of things that I would never of even thought of that makes her brilliant πŸ™πŸ˜‚ I like to think Craggy island inexplicably has 3 fancy dress shops all on the same street competing with each other

Jonathan Davies

Mandy, you are nothing like Father Dunn so please don't worry πŸ™‚ I.dont think I ever took my trousers off whilst drunk though I did do stupid things after drinking too much as a teenager πŸ˜… Another great reaction as always πŸ€—

Josh Read

Yeah, I thought exactly the same with the costumes ... that's our Mandy, and that is why she reminds us of the laughing priest

Captain Howdy

Father Jack had drunk some Toilet Duck in this episode. I was going to ask if you have Toilet Duck in Argentina but then I realised that I needed to know with more immediacy than you can possibly offer. It turns out, according to my own research anyway, you do have Toilet Duck in Argentina but it's called Pato Purific. Is that a fair summary of the situation?

Jeffrey44

Obviously Father Ted is predominantly a comedy but it's good to see them deal with real issues such as alcoholism, male suicide, police brutality, racism and, of course, religious intolerance.

Jeffrey44

Well I'm a good 50pts ahead

Joshyboiiiiii

Hello, Hello Lovely Mandy of Cane Lane. Don't you worry now about the auld Laughing there. You guffaw and chuckle to your heart's content now. It's always enchanting and smille inducing. :) Ah Go On would you not have a bit of a laugh there Mandy?... Ahhhhh GOOOOOO ONNNNNNN, Go on, Go On, Go On, Go On, Go On.... and To answer your question yes we will see a lot more of Mrs Doyle as the episodes progress including one particular episode involving of 'Tea Father?' So better get used to her and that particular catchphrase. xxx

David Baker

Damn! We get achievement points now? I've really gotta start trying harder!

Stevus

Speaking for myself if I drink too much I lose my top lol but I do have a high tolerance for alcohol even though i don't drink that often. - Anastasiya

Ana and Shawn

Also most important question Has Kitana ruined your new bed yet?

Remi

Nice job on the playlists covers Mandy shame you didn't put Mrs Doyle on the cover or are you taking her place?

Remi

Congratulations. You have been awarded one achievement point.

Jeffrey44

Mandy: I’m not going over analyse this episode this time.. 5 minutes later: oh so the costume shop just happened to have 3 identical Elivs outfits did it?????! πŸ˜‚

Jonathan Davies

β€œWhy is it in depictions of drunk people they’re always pants less?” Honey that’s how most of us are made πŸ˜‚

Jonathan Davies

Not sure really about competitions, I know we've got cheese rolling etc, and all sorts of pub games, farm crafts and shows etc. But nothing high key, like Spain with their bull runs etc. I am more than happy to sit, watch and listen to you laughing all day Miry. 😁 πŸ€— As I've said, you've got one of the best natural laughs I've ever heard, there's nothing obnoxious or wierd about it, or the fact that you're just a happy person. πŸ™‚πŸ‘ So don't worry. "Never meet your heros", yeah that's true. Tho I have met one or two and they've always been positive experiences. ☺️ Hope you feel a bit less burnt out now, you're a grafterπŸ‘ŒπŸ’ͺ

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

The costume store in their 'town' specialises in celebrities who died on the toilet, so there are only three options. Elvis, Mother Teresa, and see if you can guess who the 3rd one is!

Stevus

The initial outfit is from the 68 comeback special. Highlights today: The revelation that the laughing priest might be Mandy. The face when thinking about Dick Byrne

Captain Howdy

That's an interesting point about overconsumption of alcohol and the removal of trousers. I suppose it's to do with lowered inhibitions? Women flash their boobs at people, men remove their trousers? I recall when I was 19 getting particularly drunk and then ending up walking completely naked down the middle of a main road, then me and my friend accidentally helped two people rob a house.... they borrowed a traffic light we'd stolen on the way home so as to not wake up the residents of the house by turning on the lights. I think. It's a little blurry that memory :)

irreverend

Don't worry, you don't laugh unnecessarily like Father Dunn :)

irreverend

Aww, I thought there was going to be a competition, not that it was the episode title :)

irreverend

First again πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

Joshyboiiiiii


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