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Would I Lie To You At Christmas? - Special 2023

๐ŸŽต Jingle Bells, Lee Mack smells. 

Rob Brydon's gonna pay!

David Mitchell's in the middle

and Patti does ballet - Hey! ๐ŸŽตโœจ

I still feel festive and I still feel good, so hell yeah, Christmas WILTY!

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Would I Lie To You At Christmas? -  Special 2023

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A lot of sources have credited John Sullivan as the first to use twonk as slang for the same reason Red Dwarf uses smeg. They use it to get around not being able to curse pre-watershed.

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That video seems to have some sort of download protection from most download sites for some reason. Not to fear! As I has an alternative way. I just ripped it and sent it your messages

Danny

You said it so defiantly I thought your camera lens was going to crack! ๐Ÿ˜‰

paul

Either that or your insanity is rubbing off on me... ๐Ÿ˜†

paul

You should look up the song, it's good!

paul

Oh that's interesting, I didn't know Del Boy said twonks. My twonks quote above was just a reference to Tim Spall in Red Dwarf. ๐Ÿ˜Š

paul

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹

TheHigh

*whispering* Okay, so a further word of warning (if you read this) mince pies also traditionally, so not all, but typically they actually have things WORSE than raisins (in my opinion of course), like hard little cubes of dried citrus rind. Now I love citrus. Lemons, oranges, Mandys. Huh, huh. See what I did there.๐Ÿ˜ So don't get me wrong. It basically comes from a tradition of bulking meat out with cheaper options, which at the time in question was largely storable stuff that has been preserved, so mostly dried fruits. "That's all I have to say about that." - Forrest Gump.

Stevus

No.

Stevus

Yes! That is the song. And it may have been that I got twonk from Only fools back in the day. Had a friends dad who was a bit obsessed with the show as well and probably called us twonks.

Stevus

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I have actually been raising a single solitary tadpole for the last month or so and it's 2 front legs just popped out yesterday, but one in the morning and the other just after Josh enquired. So for almost a day I had a 3 legged frog! But I love your response there Miss Mandy.๐Ÿค— I can sympathise, tracking on parcels is mostly awful I find.

Stevus

Noooo today (Saturday) will be 106 ๐Ÿ˜‚

Joshyboiiiiii

A devil's device? Like a trident? Or an Ipad to keep track of all of the damned souls! Lol. JK, I get it ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

What a coincidence! I have 3/4s of a toad! The tracking on the last quarter bugged out, so not sure if it will arrive. I wonder if we could play some kind of mix and match game? ๐Ÿค”

Mandy Cane Lane

Hmmmm...... 80? ๐Ÿค”

Mandy Cane Lane

Can you imagine?? Now I feel the pressure! ๐Ÿ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh and last comment, before you guys had me laughing and were calling me tha Mandy Llama, I was all emotional. ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅน Felt just like the ending of Extras when they hit you in the feels then immediately make you laugh ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Interesting that my hair pulled you in Josh. ๐Ÿคฃ Now that is an achievement I think ๐Ÿ˜…

Mandy Cane Lane

HAHHAHA, you guys are definitely my people! Some of these comments make me laugh more than you know. And I'm sorry about the money thing, but I have bills to pay. ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฌ -- Also Stevie, I am very sorry for your loss. ๐Ÿ’œ

Mandy Cane Lane

Why thank you Sir! Are there no mince pies without raisins? Maybe just with caramelized almonds or something actually yummy? ๐Ÿค”

Mandy Cane Lane

Thanks for the invite but I'll probably forget to show up :P

Ajayrious

There are some new contenders to add to that list in the current series (both aired and upcoming) ๐Ÿ™‚

mcegan

I don't know when it started but Del Boy used to call Rodney a twonk now and then. The Jimmy Nail song you are thinking of will be Ain't No Doubt, he's had a few albums over the years. A lot of his music came from a TV series called Crocodile Shoes. It's not a bad show if you ever come across it.

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

Hey, that's funny, I often call people 'twonks' but I don't know why or where it comes from. Is it a Jimmy Nail thing? The only thing I know about him is a song he released in the early ninties. I know some of the lyrics but not the name.

Stevus

Who wants to be 'normal' and boring? Weird, crazy, that's where it's at!

Stevus

I would never REALLY presume to be able to do what you do, or even contribute for that matter. I think you do a fine job indeed with what you do.๐Ÿซก And I had noticed people suggesting you try mince pies , but I know you hate raisins, you've mentioned it a few times, so that end comment of mine was a warning, not a serving suggestion. Try them at your peril! ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜…

Stevus

I don't think you will enjoy pointless. The celebrity ones are probably OK for you, but you won't know 90% of the references. It's a quiz show in which you have to pick the LEAST common answer to get the best score (the lowest score) and now I've really confused you haven't I. You know what, fuck it, check it out anyway, I'm sure we'll all get a good laugh out of that. You won't though. Although you do seem to be able to have a laugh at your own expense (you're quite British in that way), so maybe you will.

Stevus

And so do we

Captain Howdy

OMG it's Scabbers! Didn't recognize him thin though, had to scroll quite a bit! And of course I will not retire if I ever get my perfect score, but I will declare myself a Wilty Champion ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿปโœจ๏ธ

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, glad my joy is contagious! ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Makes sense. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Rusty Dog

Why are you having to move? Your best moment wasn't getting to know me ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

Joshyboiiiiii

I am eager to try all sorts of UK snacks. Will have to remember to add that to the list Joe! ๐Ÿค—

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh boy. Worst moment was having to move and best moment was getting back in touch with an old friend.

Mandy Cane Lane

Oh snap, oops! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฌ And I may be crazy, but I like it ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank you *curtsies*. Melvyn was the star this episode! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Mandy Cane Lane

Calm down Pinky! Hahaha. There are many factors that make me fall behind. I also don't do well under pressure, so this would not work. Thank you though ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฃ Also, I hate raisins ๐Ÿ˜–

Mandy Cane Lane

Yes! THANK YOU! ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

If there is no need I just watch from the source ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

I agree with the obvious untrue bit. Sometimes it runs too long as well. Also welcome to the "silly memory club". Meetings are on Wednesdays. Lol ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Yesss! Totally blanked on the name, thank you Paul! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป

Mandy Cane Lane

Why thank you very much MH! Will watch soon! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค—

Mandy Cane Lane

Right? So I wasn't tripping? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

He added so much! Super lovable ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol, I didn't even notice ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿซฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol, I have no idea who that is or what song that is ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†

Mandy Cane Lane

I stand by my declaration ๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

"This video is not available" ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Mandy Cane Lane

Ohh, how have I never heard of it? It sounds fun! Thank you ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค—

Mandy Cane Lane

That is what makes Claudia Winkleman, Bob Mortimer and Rhod Gilbert so darn awesome!

Mandy Cane Lane

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Charlie! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿค—

Mandy Cane Lane

OH.. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha! Thank you! I really put in the effort ๐Ÿคช

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, thank you, it took quite a bit of brain power at 4 a.m. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, love it! I think we can all find a deep inner peace by looking at Mandy's cheerful face, listening to her exciting anecdotes and thanking our lucky stars we don't live in Argentina.

paul

The Mandy Lama

Josh Read

I think you're right Josh. I could imagine the Buddha starting a video with "Hello hello, lovely humans..." ๐Ÿ˜‰

paul

I think she is more like a wise Buddha sharing her wisdom with the people ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ

Josh Read

I can't remember what the first one was but I watched quite a few reaction channels a year or so ago. Mandy's channel came up in my feed, I clicked on it (how could you not?) and the rest is history. I binged Mandy's content and haven't missed a video since. I stopped watching a few other channels after finding Mandy. Now I only watch a few, depending on their content. But with Mandy's channel, I'll watch whatever she puts out there. Mandy just does it better imo. Ticks all the boxes and avoids all the reactor channel clichรฉs. If I had to only watch one reaction channel ever, Mandy would be the one - no contest.

Rusty Dog

Hahaha, don't worry Stevie, my tiny brain can't compute what I mean half the time either! Onion! It's true, let's keep Mandy away from the NHS, she's more like a private specialist! ๐Ÿ˜‰

paul

Cheers Paul, but I don't think we should put Mandy on the NHS. Imagine having to wait six months for a video just to be told it's been cancelled, then waiting another two months for the wrong reaction. Also, I read s1e7 like a personal number plate. My tiny brain couldn't compute what you meant. ๐Ÿ˜†

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Exactly the same for me too. Money very well spent I say ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Josh Read

I'm not sure either. I know she popped up for me thanks to the algorithm, so apparently some good can come from it. It was maybe Oct/Nov 22 for me and joined Patreon beginning of Jan 23 when I realised, I like this person, this is one of my people. I think we all have 'our people', you know the ones you just get. My people are very rare, few and far between, so when I do find one, it's a special thing for me. Apparently at some point i decided I should pay this one to entertain me, and I've never looked back.

Stevus

a rabbit is a well known ๐Ÿ˜ˆ device , i think its because of the erm , well , lets say bunny like ears on the device for the "mexican jumping bean" that it gets its name Lol. i don't think its a brand though , i could be wrong. sorry for the bizarre comment lmao! anyway..... have a great day/night Mandy โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ

TheHigh

OMG it literally has just arrived and I'm not even joking. I guess I now have a whole frog? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ almost?

Stevus

What happened to the other quarter?

Josh Read

I think I discovered Mandy via the dreaded "youtube algorithm" in Nov 22 but didn't "lock in" until Jan 23 when watching the daily youtube video and lunchtime became a single event. Can't remember the first video but it must have been the animated podcats, maybe s1e7, something like that.

paul

Sorry to hear that Stevie. I'm sure Mandy's videos helped. Before you know it they'll be prescribing her on the NHS! ๐Ÿ˜‰

paul

I did actually think of that, but for some reason I figured you'd downloaded the files, hehe.

Rusty Dog

Random question of the day. How many frogs have YOU got? Actually, I kinda don't care that much, I'm just asking so hopefully someone will ask me how many frogs I have. To which I would reply, I have three quarters of one thankyou for asking. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜

Stevus Minimus

Because you gave me Google Drive files ya silly goose. I didn't download it but watched it directly from the drive. That is what they look like. ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ

Mandy Cane Lane

"What a bunch of twonks..." ๐Ÿ˜†

paul

Random question of the day. How's many days straight have I asked you a random question of the day?

Joshyboiiiiii

Very close to a perfect score, reckon you get it next time โœŒ๏ธ

AWR93

We do indeed. ๐Ÿบ to your brother โค๏ธ

Josh Read

Thanks Josh, tough time but we carry on๐Ÿ˜€

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

I'm very sorry for your loss Stevie, mate. Yeah the live streams were awesome, certainly a good way to spend the evening ๐Ÿ˜€

Josh Read

Same here, my brother had just passed away and I was looking for something to take my mind off it. I was searching for XFM stuff and Mandy popped up. Like you, I was hooked. I even watched all the live streams. That's why I always make a point of saying thanks in my comments.

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Can anyone else remember the first Mandy video they ever watched? For me it was her reaction to the first episode of the ricky gervais show back in October 22 it was early hours of the morning and I couldn't sleep and was surfing youtube and came across the video and thought this woman has cool hair let's have a look. I then spent 3 hours binge watching her and quickly came to the conclusion that she is the queen of youtube ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

Josh Read

Jimmy Nail was in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. One of my top 5 TV shows of all time. It also starred Timothy Spall. You will know him if you look him up. I hope you don't decide to retire on top when you get a perfect score. There are still loads of episodes to go๐Ÿ˜†. Great reaction Squeaks, thanks๐Ÿค—

๐‘ญ๐’†๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’š ๐‘บ๐’•๐’†๐’—๐’†

You were in such a good mood that now I'm in a good mood too ๐Ÿ˜ you're the best!

DriveIn

Aye this episode was great. I too went with the Naga story for the 'This is My..' bit, just because of the Jimmy Nail comparison lol. Also the sweet mince pies we have at Xmas are really nice (I had one watching this reaction earlier!). If you ever do some kind of UK snack tasting thing then you should check 'em out...

Joe D

Random question of the day. What was the best and worst moment of 2023?

Joshyboiiiiii

The bit about Davids Christmas present and Lee said, I thought it was a rabbit is a reference to the ladies sex toy (a type of vibrator). And when you were talking about, you might be tripping and you was gonna look it up because you might be crazy ... we have been saying that forever about you haha

Captain Howdy

Melvyn is fantastic in this. He reminds me of another older gentleman who's been on wilty before, but I don't recall his name. I love the soft, quiet, unassuming personna they portray, and then the witty, barbed comments they come out with just hit that much harder. Great effort with the guessing btw. ๐Ÿ‘

Stevus

Yeah, react to this. It would be fun.

Jeffrey44

I have a simple solution to your self acclaimed reaction tardiness. You just need to tell yourself what to react to and when. Like, I don't know, a schedule or something. Or if you feel like you might struggle with getting the schedule written on time, I could write a reaction schedule for you. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, with your charisma and talking, and my dastardly evil Machiavellian machinations, I can take this channel to the moon and back baby! What are we going to do tonight, Mandy? The same thing we do every night, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Also, watch out for mince pies... LOTS of raisins.

Stevus

Naga does look like Ellen.

JokerDanny

Melvyn Hayes is notable for his part as 'Gunner 'Gloria' Beaumont.' in the 70's TV sitcom, It Ain't Half Hot Mum. He was part of the army concert party and liked to dress in drag. Great series. Mince pies can be meat but also at Christmas we have sweet mincemeat (not actual meat) which are made up of sweet mincemeat, a mixture of dried fruits, sugar, spices, and brandy. Great episode. You were totally on a roll until the guest. Yeah what a great like Naga told (Naga is a TV presenter on BBC Breakfast). I totally believed Victoria's one about buying David that underwear. Just something she'd do :) Something I'm curious about.. you grabbed the file from me, but it looks like it's playing as a YouTube video instead of VLC. How is that?

Rusty Dog

I did end up remembering some of the stories but not who was true and who lied (apart from the Who am I) so that was good. I agree that Naga was really good with the Who am I thing and I also think whoever in the production team found that picture at extremely short notice is amazing. Obviously they just googled and saw the picture and it happened to look like Lee but getting it into the show so quickly and not disrupting the flow was amazing and really made me think she was telling the truth because why else would they have a picture ready! On the other side I really don't like when they give Lee (or David but mostly Lee) something so clearly not true that eats up 10 minutes of the show. I get that he's one of the stars but its just a waste of time and I'd much rather they use that time for someone with a story that could be true.

Ajayrious

Its funny I watched this when it aired and I've already forgotten who was lying and who was telling the truth, so at least I can guess along with Mandy

Ajayrious

The big guy with eczema in the Office was Keith. "Boring isn't it? Staying in watching Peak Practice with your life." "Yeah." "Not for me, I like it."

paul

Yeah I'd never see him before but he seems famous. Maybe he was bigger in the sixties...

paul

Taskmaster New Years Treat aired two days ago. I thought it was great this year. Greg and Alex were in top form and the contestants got great chemistry. They seemed excited to be a part of it. Here's a google drive link somebody uploaded if you wish to react to it: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1h9FIxY5g2YX5hxPScJsYOBcqosKWx7gF/view

MH

I've never seen this Naga lady before but I can totally see the Ellen similarity.

paul

And they're quite small compared to a meat pie, so it's not completely far-fetched that she might have had a spare one in her coat pocket at xmas time...

paul

I don't think I've seen Melvyn in anything before but he was definitely the star for me too this episode, absolute treasure

mcegan

Weird coincidence how there was quite a lot about Cliff Richard in this Wilty from 2023 and also in yesterday's xfm from 2001. His film Summer Holiday was the one with the dangerous bus scene. Steve was complaining about Cliff getting to number one every xmas by making mashups and Karl went off on a fanciful tangent about old people resembling babies with their bald heads (bit rich coming from Karl) and spending their pension money on singles.

paul

As soon as Victoria said that her 90s pantomime of Aladdin starred Dennis Waterman and he sang the Minder theme tune, I thought, "True!" ๐Ÿ˜† I feel like old Dennis RIP never missed an opportunity to belt out the Minder song!

paul

No a mince pie is not meat. Its spiced mixed fruit, normally in a boozy sauce. Traditional Christmas treat. They are also called minced meat though, youd never mistake them though with the savoury variant if you saw them, which you'd just call a meat pie. Originally they was a mix of meat and fruit 100 odd years ago or whatever. Now it's all fruit

Danny

I like how confidently you declared, "a mince pie is meat right, meat in a pie!" ๐Ÿ˜†

paul

Pointless is a VERY popular UK gameshow. Anybody I've ever known from the US who comes to the UK, always ends up loving Pointless. Its normally random public as contestants, but they do celebrity versions too. It be good if you watch an episode. Richard Osman invented it, he is the co-host too. It's all about getting an obscure answer- ideally a pointless answer that nobody guessed. Heres a random full celebrity episode that'll have a few familiar faces to you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBAoyvO3vo

Danny

A lot of people on this show don't seem to get the grasp of balancing a story between it sounding true or not , and basically just tell a story freely with so much detail and no pausing that it was clearly just them telling people a story of something that happened to them

Danny

Merry Christmas and Happy new year Mandy.

Charlie Costa

LOL not a live rabbit. A rabbit or rampant rabbit. It's a well known sex toy. Hence the buzzing joke ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Danny

Love the description song.

Benjamin Taylor-Yates

What a beautiful version of jingle bells that was Mandy ๐Ÿฅฐ

Josh Read


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