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Taskmaster - S7 E8 - Mother Honks Her Horn.

I know why I thought it was the penultimate! Because the file I watch them from is out of order! Haha, oops!

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Taskmaster - S7 E8 - Mother Honks Her Horn.

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Do I say it, do I say it 😂😂

Joshyboiiiiii

Kinda means I get through a month of your content a week on average and you upload like 5 a week normally 😂😂

Joshyboiiiiii

I hate that "daddy" became sexualized 😖

Mandy Cane Lane

Lol, nor good nor bad. It is what it is 😃

Mandy Cane Lane

https://youtu.be/XzULrNcrBeY?si=RAfE07Oqv-OQt_-9 Thought you may be interested in this extended version of rhods creepy vid for greg

Josh sloan

You don't care about famous people yet you're famous, why don't you care about yourself?

Josh sloan

Scream for me dammit 😂😂😂

Joshyboiiiiii

We should have our first date in a grotto 🤭

Joshyboiiiiii

At least mother isn't as weird as mommy cause that's the equivalent of daddy and that's just all levels of wrong 😂

Joshyboiiiiii

Wow I finally get to watch taskmaster again 😅 only took me 6 weeks or so, dunno if that's good or bad 😂

Joshyboiiiiii

Yeah I don't know how to do that, I'll cry when I do catch-up 🤣

Joshyboiiiiii

HAHHAHA! Take your time, pace yourself 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Eeee look it's the first video my name's on 😁 hopefully I'll watch it before Christmas 😂😂

Joshyboiiiiii

Hahahhahahaha! I am indeed a mess. Lol! Never heard of Mazapán either, but sounds yummy enough 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

Yep, i thought it odd at the time how you said you'd go home and practice (the piano) too! (You had a piano at home?!) Also how you then randomly referred to painting a violin cos you wouldn't know what else to do with it, makes sense now. 👍

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

Don't know what marzipan is? The Spanish translation is not a stretch - mazapán - "sweet yellow or white paste of ground almonds, sugar, and egg whites, used to coat cakes or to make confectionery." Aaah! The violin? So no piano lessons at all? Yep, you said 2 years of piano lessons. Snap! I started on the violin around that age too! Then was in the school orchestra all through high school, so got to skip the morning registration class every day 😃

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

I have no idea what Marzipan is, and did I say paino? I had 2 years of violin! Nothing stuck though 😃

Mandy Cane Lane

Hiya Mandy, 0:26 Me and my brothers sometimes take the piss and address our mam and dad as Mater and Pater, the latin words for mother and father. It’s soo very public school and rubs them up the wrong way 😆 9:32 Mandy: “All mom’s do it, at least of that generation” 🤔 hmm, a lock of hair in a jar perhaps? Yep, sounds familiar, like my mam… “just have bags …” bags?! 😳 Sorry Rapunzel, you lost me at bags 🤣 “Does everybody just know what a grotto is?” Well, yes kinda, like they said earlier, Santa can be found in his “grotto” in department stores and malls, around Christmas time, where children can line up to visit him, tell him what they want for Christmas, and they might even get a present as part of the service. He can famously be found in his “grotto”, so yeah we know the word, but I didn’t know what a real one looked like. 36:30 “hither and thither”. In old English, hither - “to the place where you are”, and thither - “to that place” or in more modern parlance “here and there” or the way Alex used it: “this way and that way” 37:47 James: “Aww yes, played into my hands here mate, fuck you” 43:14 Aww it’s a real shame you only had 2 years on the piano, although 8 is a really young age to start - I reckon you’ll have picked up more than you consciously remember - I only had violin lessons in school, mater and pater wanted us to play the piano so we had private lessons - It doesn’t have to suck! because it’s never too late, all it takes is practice. But but but, also … your voice is a musical instrument and you play that beautifully, so there 😜 46:43 Alex: “and then you wondered if something was a boulder or not, ‘is that a boulder?’” … James: “is that a boulder? Or is it a big rock?” James is a taskmaster superfan, and knew a ton about the show before being on it, there’s an uncorroborated theory that he was making a callback to Series 1 when Frank Skinner got on a train with a boulder and commented: https://youtu.be/XhPZp8ShXwU?t=814 I wouldn’t put it past him to make this connection. 51:40 I get the ren-resemblance, they’re both in the style of a folksong or ballad. You don’t hear this style too often, I do enjoy it tho. 54:16 Mandy: “Like the moon?!” Yeah the moon waxes and wanes, a waxing moon is getting more fuller each day, a waning moon is getting less fuller-er each day, it's on its way out, like a snuffed candle or a spent force, it’s sinking into the ether, dissolving out of existence, and succumbing to the vast, hollow, eternal, suffocating void of nothingness. It’s dark there, isn’t it? You’ll be referring to Rhodry’s battenberg cake tattoo on his other shoulder. If you like marzipan, which I do, it’s delicious, the recipe’s over 100 years old, and a certain Mr Kipling’s been selling them in supermarkets for decades, a lovely childhood treat for tea. We’re good, we’re good! tyvm M G

𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇

Hahaha, right? The guy is SO entertaining!!

Mandy Cane Lane

🤣🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

A million years old??? 😱 That is old. Haha. And yeah, learning piano is on my to do list! 🤪

Mandy Cane Lane

That wrote this? Nope that was me 😁

Terje Flågan

Hahaha! Can you imagine being a kid and having James as your uncle? 😅 Fun stuff!

Mandy Cane Lane

Chat GPT? Lol. Thank you Terje! 🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

Thank YOU Martin! And but of course, I love these! 🤗

Mandy Cane Lane

I can't do that in my apartment building. It is LOUD

Mandy Cane Lane

Lmao! I bet his wife loves his stories 🤣🤣

Mandy Cane Lane

Well now I don't know what to do! Haha. I stopped watching them on Youtube because they are censored (the early seasons at least). And the Drive file is fine, I am just a moron. Lol

Mandy Cane Lane

Haha, that is how I've looked all September and bow October to be fair. Spring time is a real allergy-fest

Mandy Cane Lane

After rewatching this season, I've gone from liking Rhod to *loving* Rhod. I wish he was my friend, even though he'd probably make me do weird shit 😆

James Aston

I'm from the Newcastle area and we just don't talk about Oldcastle ;)

Lee Dellbridge

Really good episode. Rhod is... creative. Hiding in the wardrobe, creating a live arse water feature... and I thought James would be the most out of the box. Nope. Talking of bugs in resin, I once had (and lost) a million or so year old creature that was in amber. Dunno where it ended up. And I also played piano. From about 7 to 14-15yrs old. I can still remember how to read music in the main and I still have a keyboard which I dabble on from time to time. If you have an hour or two a week, you could maybe get an electronic piano and take lessons again.

Rusty Dog

The "water feature" Rhod created is another favorite of James' nephews, second to him owning Phil

mcegan

We might be awesome, but so are you! And that moment with James and Lance Armstrong was also freakin' awesome. Thanks for replaying it, you saved me from reaching for my keyboard to do the same :)

Terje Flågan

Preemptive like, obviously! Thank you for keeping doing these!

Marvelous Martin

The TM YouTube channel started editing out the ad breaks/returns around season 10 or 11. Which is a shame, because one of the best momens in S13 is something Greg says to Alex upon returning from an ad break.

Robert Allen

You can't just claim you can scream with the best of them and not provide proof!

Josh Read

We kind of had a tag-team TED talk (god I love alliteration)

Squeesher

Ahh well hopefully that's an option then, in which case, thanks for coming to the Squeeshers TED talk

TrickUpMySteve

Possibly the earlier series were censored? I haven't watched those in awhile. But S7+ at least is uncensored, and the playlists of each series are complete. They even release the brand new episodes there on Friday, a day after they air on Channel4. But yeah idk what the reason was if there was one. Let's wait for Mandy. She'll definitely have ALL the answers 😅

Squeesher

Yeah but I think she was having issues with those ones before, or they were censored or something, I can't remember but I'm sure there was a reason lol

TrickUpMySteve

Actually, everywhere outside of the UK can just watch them on Taskmaster's YouTube channel, completely free.

Squeesher

Whatever Alex gets paid it's not enough, can you imagine his wife saying "Did you have a nice day today" and him having to explain how he was Rhod Gilbert's ass fountain 🤣. Loved the reaction thanks Mandy 🤗

𝑭𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆

Now, back to the reaction with some coffee, thanks for coming to my TED talk

TrickUpMySteve

To stop your "out of order" shenanigans, I have a couple of options you could use a VPN and sign up to all4 to watch them for free (£3.99 per month without ads) or on taskmasters website https://taskmaster.tv/shows and that was £5.99 I think, both options are uncensored for your viewing pleasure

TrickUpMySteve

Looks like you are about to sneeze in the thumbnail 🙃

Danny


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