THANK YOU TO OUR NEW MEMBERS FROM APRIL!

Hey Cronicans,

April was… a lot. A wild, beautiful, terrifying, and unforgettable whirlwind of a month—and we wouldn’t have made it through without you.

Alanna and I experienced what we’re pretty sure qualifies as the best week of our lives: a wedding, a bachelor party, and a honeymoon all packed into the middle of the month like a love-filled triple espresso shot. 💍💃🌴

But the month didn’t exactly ease us in—oh no. We started with a gut-punch when our YouTube channel got hacked and deleted. Just… gone. Poof. The kind of thing that makes your stomach drop faster than a roller coaster on rocket fuel. But thanks to your messages, your love, and some quick action, we were able to recover the channel in less than a week! Take that, chaos!

And while all this was happening, I (Kyle) have been quietly going through some pretty uncomfortable medical treatments (yep, the dreaded hemorrhoids… fun times!). It’s been a bumpy ride—pun extremely intended—but taking care of my health is just as important as taking care of this amazing community.

And through it all—you showed up. You always show up.

We are beyond grateful for every single person who decided to support us this month. Whether you're brand new here or a longtime Patron, your generosity keeps us going—not just creatively, but emotionally, spiritually, and in all the little ways that matter.

So without further ado, here is a heartfelt shout-out to all the incredible humans who are helping us build this little corner of the internet into something full of love, laughter, and maybe a few awkward medical overshares:

The Blue Pill Tier: Lone Wolf Poetics, & Lukrezia Dawn

The Lurkers: Joleen Johnson, Alex Andrei, Boa Omega, Lone Wolf Poetics, ieves (evy), francesco geruasio, dee rogerson, Nasr, Sophie Lawrence, -Sky-, Natalie Louise, Benny Kilson, SueBee, Z K, King Ben, Diamond, fabii7, Claudia Antonella Franco Estigarribia, marz, Ansocat, Cece1119, Bim Su, Tre, נורית קריקסמן, Jasmine Zarate, Madison, Holly, Henna, Mahadira6996, Лола Шокирова, Olga Graznikov, Gabrielle., FrejaFT, Hannaleine Abellera, Sindi030603, twy girl, Eveliina, Samantha, nins, Claire Marin, Bernix100, Brittany, Shantha, Galado Isma, Mia Moonchild, Eliseon, DJ4u, kabi, Audrey Aringo, Venita Morse, Julie Kizer, Martina Pirro, Judy V, Rajwinder Kaur, blaine, Nayreen Gonzalez, Becky Barlie, Tina Aikaa, Riri, Mini, Kiara Hutchinson, Mini27, jamie stout, Kayc Espiritu, i luv u 3000, Julia Crawford, rosa gabriel, mkreuz, Stine Lise Clementsen, Ella Apple, Tara Dee, tee, Karen, Soko, & Emma K Popp

From the bottom of our very full hearts—thank you.

With love (and a well-cushioned chair),

Kyle & Alanna 💜